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Post by ShadowCatJen on Jan 26, 2009 14:16:39 GMT -5
*snicker* Oh man, whether or not these items end up in the mod you have to admit this thread has been high-larry-us!  |
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Post by gainreduction on Feb 8, 2009 5:25:19 GMT -5
Kenji wants one of the brooches from the Zae to protect him from Aria. *snicker*
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Post by Panros on Feb 8, 2009 9:34:02 GMT -5
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Post by Munroe on Feb 8, 2009 12:50:46 GMT -5
I think that's a standard Bioware +2 studded leather armor. Might be +3 but I think that one is tan. |
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Post by kaltorac on Feb 8, 2009 14:36:25 GMT -5
Yep .. and bought in Redmist way back when they had an armorer there. Saddly there were issues with the dye kits at the time and I was "blue" for a good month I think  |
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Post by Fint on Feb 14, 2009 6:45:57 GMT -5
Stacy's jade ring
Stacy used these rings when selling loot for her friends to establish a baseprize with the merchants.These rings can also be worn as an earring using the easy clip-on system so one doesnot have to punture a hole in ones ear.On the inside of each ring is neatly etched:property of Tiara.
Green light (dim)
+1 to appraise
Greets Fint*Where is the grass greener?*
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Post by Hackmaster on Mar 4, 2009 17:00:29 GMT -5
Phelzaron's Robes of Spider Spike Hin Skewering +3 (+5 vs.hins)
Upon activation magical spider spikes shoot from every part of the robes to impale the offending hugging person (hin's especially) then slowly retract so we all get to hear the icky spike and flesh sound as the spike leaves the body and watch them slump to the ground.
These robes were decided to be developed after a group hug from hins.
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Post by brian333 on Mar 24, 2009 13:30:14 GMT -5
Aria's Axe
No one knows why the Archwizard Aria kept this greataxe which she discovered in the tomb of some forgotten barbarian, but many can attest to it's power as the fragile, bespectacled wizard ploughed through foes with the might and ferocity of barbarian kings of old.
Item discription:
Cursed Battleaxe. Although powerfully enchanted, this axe induces a berserker rage in it's wielder which forces him to wield this axe instead of using any other means of attack, regardless of his armor, skill, or character class, when facing obtuse or disrespectful foes.
+4 vs. Jerks, Morons, and Idiots
+5 vs. Stupid Evil alignment
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Post by Hackmaster on Mar 24, 2009 15:21:05 GMT -5
Poor Aria....she will be missed. She must of hacked herself to death with that axe! ;D  |
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Post by wynter on Apr 7, 2009 2:13:29 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  |
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Post by brian333 on Jun 28, 2009 17:07:11 GMT -5
Lydia's Lacy Lingerie
Want the latest in hot new looks? Try Lydia's Lacy Lingerie! Everyone will look, but only the bravest will attempt to touch these flaming articles of intimate wear! Guaranteed to burn with passion without scorching the sheets!
Item: gauzy nightgown with Continual Flame, comes in a variety of beauty-enhancing styles!
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Post by Munroe on Jun 28, 2009 22:36:57 GMT -5
Lydia's Lacy Lingerie Want the latest in hot new looks? Try Lydia's Lacy Lingerie! Everyone will look, but only the bravest will attempt to touch these flaming articles of intimate wear! Guaranteed to burn with passion without scorching the sheets! Item: gauzy nightgown with Continual Flame, comes in a variety of beauty-enhancing styles! Are you kidding? Lydia has to sleep naked. You don't think she can sleep with all that light keeping her awake, do you? She stuffs all her Foxy's Fancy Flaming Finery down in a bag and puts it under the bed so she can get some sleep. :-) That does mean if she's wearing Lydia's Lacy Lingerie, she's not planning on sleeping though. |
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Post by Munroe on Jun 28, 2009 22:38:03 GMT -5
That does mean if she's wearing Lydia's Lacy Lingerie, she's not planning on sleeping though. After all, she needs that light to scribe scrolls by. |
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Post by ancientempathy on Jun 28, 2009 22:53:51 GMT -5
Right...LOL I was about to ask for that confirmation ;D |
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Post by Pookey on Aug 6, 2009 0:18:25 GMT -5
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Post by EDM Neo on Aug 6, 2009 0:28:11 GMT -5
I approve too strongly for words. Proof that Zak has cross class ranks in Bluff and Disguise!
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Post by Micteu on Aug 6, 2009 9:28:44 GMT -5
LOL! I heard about that. I wish I had seen something that awesome.
But a scimitar? Shouldn't a short sword be more appropriate?
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Post by EDM Entori on Aug 6, 2009 11:44:56 GMT -5
Epic wand case, of the wandy
The Archmage, Entori Be'te'wa was once known as "wandy" by several friends. For good reason the mage is known for carrying many a orc slaying wands. at one point near twenty rods of frost in his early years.
To help him cary his many staff's and wands he created this case, a simple extra dimensional space the send the wand he requires to the top at his own will.
case comes with a -40% reduction in weight, and a very sytlish cresent moon to make every elf, green with envy.
only usable, CG/elf./wizard
Curse:
humans/hin/dwarves attempting to equip, be repulsed by poncy silver magic. further still their turned a shade of green.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2009 12:04:33 GMT -5
ROFL...gods, I'll never forget seeing Zak running around in that getup...he looked like such a noob! |
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Post by dracoamazing on Aug 6, 2009 12:52:57 GMT -5
I loved how Zak ran all over Isinhold in that disguise with his scimitar out. It was so funny!
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Post by Charon's Claw on Aug 6, 2009 13:44:45 GMT -5
LMFAO
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Post by Pookey on Aug 8, 2009 10:21:37 GMT -5
LOL! I heard about that. I wish I had seen something that awesome. But a scimitar? Shouldn't a short sword be more appropriate? Nah, I'm such a huge powergamer I picked the weapon with the best damage/crit probability. |
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Post by Micteu on Aug 8, 2009 21:25:34 GMT -5
Nah, I'm such a huge powergamer I picked the weapon with the best damage/crit probability. And I suppose you didn't read the rules and find out that dev crit isn't allowed, so greatswords would be better with a strength-based WM build? *sigh* Noobs these days. |
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Post by The Supreme Watcher on Aug 9, 2009 4:17:16 GMT -5
Pfft. I still say scythe WMs take the cake for brokedness.
Who else can crit potentially up to the four digits?
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Post by Micteu on Aug 10, 2009 1:06:39 GMT -5
Up to four digets, eh? You mean max damage on a normal hit is at least 200, then?
*thinks about that a while, taking into account the one PrC rule and the gear in-game* Nope somewhere around 700 absolute max for a crit.
Edit: Oh, dear gods, there really is a way to do four-digets... somewhere over 2k damage per crit. I seriously hope nobody EVER makes a character that power-gamed.
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Post by catmage on Aug 10, 2009 14:26:30 GMT -5
Up to four digets, eh? You mean max damage on a normal hit is at least 200, then? *thinks about that a while, taking into account the one PrC rule and the gear in-game* Nope somewhere around 700 absolute max for a crit. Edit: Oh, dear gods, there really is a way to do four-digets... somewhere over 2k damage per crit. I seriously hope nobody EVER makes a character that power-gamed. *Sets out to accomplish just that, figuring out an IC reason for such a thing, then bugging his friends who actualy know how to make builds relentlessly for advice.* Powergaming Doom by Consensus, or PDC, for the win! ;D |
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Post by Pookey on Aug 10, 2009 17:38:25 GMT -5
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Post by ancientempathy on Aug 10, 2009 17:53:29 GMT -5
With the way they built that paladin, it'd go agaisnt paladin multiclassing rules that FRC adheres to here.
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Post by Masterbard Alyster Darkharp on Aug 10, 2009 17:54:01 GMT -5
Christ! That thing is an abomination! |
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Post by EDM Neo on Aug 10, 2009 18:10:21 GMT -5
I'm scared. Someone hold me.
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