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Post by moulinous on Dec 21, 2005 1:19:44 GMT -5
A few people have asked how I make my dwarf sound...well, like a dwarf. Everybody that plays a non-human character, or one not raised by humans, must find that characters niche. I am no expert but in playing the old Pnp game for way too long and being the DM of choice in my area, i have a bit of experience at it. Guldar Caverholme is fond of sayings and such. i figured what the hades and decided to put a few down and see if anybody else has any funny sayings. some are made up, some i read here and there. if you have any from another dwarf, a Hin, or even those skinny pointy eared frolickers of dem woods, go ahead and add it. heck, even half orcs can put in there two coppers if they want. (since dat be alls deh wirth any'ows...)
It is easier to make a stone weep then change a dwarf's mind.
There is always worse things then dying.
An axe is an instrument of war, but the strength to use it is an instrument of peace.
Sometimes your own armor can shine too bright in your eyes.
To win a war is easy, just be stronger then your enemy.
There is nothing wrong with elves, they live in the forest, not in the mountains.
I may pray to my gods, but i trust in my arm first.
Hitting a dwarf in the head is like asking a Hin to hold a secret.
Humans are short lived cause even their own gods cannot stand them.
Holy water is meant to be strong, and that calls for a 90 proof it does...not water.
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henny
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Post by henny on Dec 21, 2005 1:48:56 GMT -5
Boom!
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Post by moulinous on Dec 21, 2005 1:53:57 GMT -5
some more
If i am lying, may i cross a dwarf.
The difference between an acquaintance and a friend is about a hundred years.
Dwarves do not have grudges against other races...except pansy elves, stinking goblions, pig faced orcs, and filthy kobolds...
barter met.
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Post by Talus on Dec 21, 2005 6:09:23 GMT -5
Well I ain't sharin me talkin know 'ow ye, can go find out 'ow ta be be talkin funny ye own selves.
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Post by Munroe on Dec 21, 2005 9:03:57 GMT -5
Dwarves do not have grudges against other races...except pansy elves, stinking goblions, pig faced orcs, and filthy kobolds... barter met. Reminds me of that line Nigel Powers (Austin Powers' father) says in Goldmember: "There's two things in this world I can't stand: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch." |
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Post by kenny26 on Dec 21, 2005 9:55:43 GMT -5
Dwarves do not have grudges against other races...except pansy elves, stinking goblions, pig faced orcs, and filthy kobolds... barter met. Reminds me of that line Nigel Powers (Austin Powers' father) says in Goldmember: "There's two things in this world I can't stand: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch." HAHAHA! ;D yeah i remember that saying too. no humans allowed in this thread?  |
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Post by moulinous on Dec 22, 2005 11:30:26 GMT -5
Humans are allowed...even dutch humans...well, some dutch humans....no, no dutch humans.(lol)
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Post by kenny26 on Dec 22, 2005 14:14:12 GMT -5
"The best way to defend yourself against an attack, is to not be there when the attack is made."
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Post by DM Justicar - Creator of FRC on Dec 22, 2005 14:49:48 GMT -5
"The best way to defend yourself against an attack, is to not be there when the attack is made." This of course being made most famous by the French. Cheese eating surrender monkeys... |
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Post by Booze Hound on Dec 22, 2005 16:34:51 GMT -5
LMAO I always use that line on my friend who loves Paris. It cracks me up...her, not so much. Groundskeeper Willie KICKS ROCKS!
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Post by moulinous on Dec 22, 2005 16:39:11 GMT -5
always figured you would like the french logandoug since they do not bathe either...
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Post by racestark on Dec 22, 2005 17:21:06 GMT -5
I saw a WWII vintage French rifle on Ebay once. Description read "Zero shot fired. Dropped once."
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Post by kenny26 on Jan 2, 2006 20:29:37 GMT -5
I thought to add this one that I use alot with Jargo (in truth I ripped it off from some old chinese character in Tekken 5 ): "Strength is not power..." Or something like that anyway... |
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Post by Aodhan the Unusual on Jan 7, 2006 12:07:34 GMT -5
Recipie for a Hin Trap: 1 box 1 stick (preferrably with one forked end) rope/string Plate of food, "secret message," or gold 1) Tie string to stick. Set up box upside down and set at an angle using a stick to hold it up. Carefully trail the string around a corner, rock, or various other hiding place. 2) Place food, message, gold, or all three under box. Run to hiding place and wait.* 3) When hin goes to retrieve placed items, pull rope, box will fall, and hin will be trapped. What you do with your wild hin is up to you, but I hear basted with a nice rum sauce is delicious! *If hin doesn't come on it's own, you may have to rattle another bag of gold or loudly mention that there is a secret or the best food ever created. Any hin within ear shot should come running. -------------------------------------------------------------------- A friend of mine sent me that. Thought ya'll might like it. Just remember, there ARE exceptions to the rule...  |
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Post by Spooks on Jan 14, 2006 18:39:03 GMT -5
"Oi like meh women like Oi like meh beer. Stout and Bitter."
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Post by DM Grizwald on Jan 14, 2006 19:58:41 GMT -5
I saw a WWII vintage French rifle on Ebay once. Description read "Zero shot fired. Dropped once." Oh were doing french jokes here to eh?...well, new french tanks now have 13 gears, 12 for reverse and 1 to go forward just incase the enemy attacks from behind |
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