Sooooo! ... 3 hins go into a bar.....

[kal Torac]

Excerpts from 3 Elves/3 Hins:

Cast of Elves: Beloril, Teneas and Amithrul
Cast of Hins: Rigrin, "Rysa" and Lidda

Scene 1: Beloril walks into the Wailing Wheel to witness the following scene ..... Amithrul seated and smirking while Teneas stands in the center of the room surrounded by Hins and covered in pie.

Lidda Lightfoot: Hmm, hang on a second... I got something I want to do.

Rigrin Fristo: But you wasted perfectly good pie.

Teneas Roscue: *holds out cloak so that he can dry it off* Ya did that yaself

Rigrin Fristo: You're the one who shook it off.

Chrysanthe Angale: You still have some behind your ear, though

Teneas Roscue: *wipes off pie from behind ear and flings it into Rigrins hair* That is not a good thing

Rigrin Fristo: *Wipes it off, then casts prestidigitation and cleans the rest off*

Teneas Roscue: *grins*

Rigrin Fristo: *Smirks* Good as new.

Teneas Roscue: I was taken out by a pie to test if I was real or not
Beloril Redweth: *quirks a brow*

Chrysanthe Angale: *giggles*

Teneas Roscue: *shrugs* Hin logic

Beloril Redweth: *smirks* I take it ... it was

Rigrin Fristo: Hmph.

Teneas Roscue: Aye..and was I as well

Rigrin Fristo: And then he wasted it by dumping it all on the floor while we were still eating it.

Teneas Roscue: *I was*

Rigrin Fristo: That's why I wasn't willing to clean it off his cloak for him.

Beloril Redweth: *chuckles*

Chrysanthe Angale: He stopped the pie... so he wasn't an illusion

Lidda Lightfoot: I wanted to try it with an apple pie too...

Beloril Redweth: *laughs harder*

Teneas Roscue: *smirks* They hugs and pokes proved it not I guess

Rigrin Fristo: Oh, hey...Chrysanthe Angale: I wanted to throw darts.. but he objected

Rigrin Fristo: What if maybe it was just an illusion that he got hit with the pie?

(all the hins watch Teneas closely)

Rigrin Fristo: And that it's not on the wall somewhere?

Teneas Roscue: *shakes head*

Beloril Redweth: hhmm

Chrysanthe Angale: *blinks*

Lidda Lightfoot: We might have to try again just to make sure.

Teneas Roscue: Go lick the wall and see

Beloril Redweth: I do have plenty of pies

Chrysanthe Angale: eww

Chrysanthe Angale: Who licks walls?

Rigrin Fristo: Eww, I'm not licking any walls...

Rigrin Fristo: I think it's an elf thing.

Lidda Lightfoot: *has a pie in her hand*

Teneas Roscue: NAY

(Teneas starts to back away)

Lidda Lightfoot: Must... resist...

(Lidda stalks Teneas)

Teneas Roscue: Aye..ya must

Chrysanthe Angale: *laughs*

(Teneas starts pleading)

Teneas Roscue: I dont even do magic

Teneas Roscue: ..dont know how..

Lidda Lightfoot: Hmm, who thinks I should splat Ten with the pie?

Rigrin Fristo: Yeah, but you might not even be here to begin with.

Teneas Roscue: *sighs*

Beloril Redweth: ...

Chrysanthe Angale: Here Ten

("Rysa" casts protection from elements on Teneas)

Chrysanthe Angale: To protect from flying pie

Rigrin Fristo: Well, now the pie won't get him cold.

Rigrin Fristo: Erm... or hot, if it's fresh.

Lidda Lightfoot: *ponders for a second, then puts the pie away*

Beloril Redweth: hhmm ... makes sense actually *grins*

Chrysanthe Angale: You could raise money for charity now...

Chrysanthe Angale: Letting hin throw pie at you

Teneas Roscue: So..are we done testing rather or not I am real?

Lidda Lightfoot: I dunno...

Rigrin Fristo: You could donate the proceeds to the Buy-Miss-Abby-New-Stuff Fund.

Chrysanthe Angale: *nods earnestly*

Teneas Roscue: Just ask something that I would know

Lidda Lightfoot: I forgot about that! *gasps*

Chrysanthe Angale: Or you could open a kissing booth....

Amithrul Marostyne: ...

Beloril Redweth: ?

Chrysanthe Angale: But I think Rigrin is more likely to throw pie at you...

Rigrin Fristo: *Nods* Definatly.

Teneas Roscue: *shakes head* So....onto other things...

Beloril Redweth: hhmm ... wonder who would pay if Rigrin were in a kissing booth?

Lidda Lightfoot: *whispers to Rigrin*

Amithrul Marostyne: Pixies....

Amithrul Marostyne: *laughs*

Rigrin Fristo: Erm...

Lidda Lightfoot: *giggles*

Teneas Roscue: *eyes the Rigrin*

Beloril Redweth: *chuckles*

Teneas Roscue: Mali would

Rigrin Fristo: *Shakes head* Maybe later... I've had enough pie for now.

(Beloril uses a polymorph potion to become a pixie)

Chrysanthe Angale: *hums and looks at the ceiling*

Amithrul Marostyne: ...

Beloril Redweth: *puckers lips*

Teneas Roscue: heh

Chrysanthe Angale: *gasps*

Lidda Lightfoot: It IS ttrue!

Teneas Roscue: Get him *points at Rigrin*

Chrysanthe Angale: The pixies have struck again!

Rigrin Fristo: Ah! (runs away)

Lidda Lightfoot: *grabs him* (grabs Rigrin)

Chrysanthe Angale: *calls out* don't breed!

Rigrin Fristo: Ack! (attempts to drag Lidda with him free and hides behind Teneas)

Teneas Roscue: Get away from me

Rigrin Fristo: *Struggles*

(Beloril changes back into an elf right in front of Rigrin)

Beloril Redweth: *laughs*

Lidda Lightfoot: Aww...

Lidda Lightfoot: *lets go*

Amithrul Marostyne: *laughs*

Rigrin Fristo: *Mutters something to himself in hin*

Chrysanthe Angale: Can you turn into a hin?

Beloril Redweth: Gah! ... why?

I'll continue the saga later ...... we all went on a treasure hunt/picnic on a pirate infested isle ......

[Teneas]

You would have to post that wouldnt you? For some reason Ten is always on the receiving end of hin logic alot now.

[Driderman]

I can't help wondering when it was that halflings became dragonlance Kender/Gnome-style comic relief...?

Not that there's anything wrong with it as such, i suppose. To each their own

[Teneas]

driderman said:

I can't help wondering when it was that halflings became dragonlance Kender/Gnome-style comic relief...?

Not that there's anything wrong with it as such, i suppose. To each their own

Somebody always has to do that, don't they.....

[shimmerxxx]

driderman said:

I can't help wondering when it was that halflings became dragonlance Kender/Gnome-style comic relief...?

Not that there's anything wrong with it as such, i suppose. To each their own

Well personally speaking, I started Finbarr off as more of a haunted character with a dark past, still rather camp but not as OTT as he is today. He's turned into comedy relief as I got too involved in the RP and found that playing an emotionally upset character was depressing me.

So I turned him into someone who never takes offence and easily recovers from bad times, as it's more fun to play someone like that. His character has developed more as he's met up with other similiarly minded hin (and Reyvan).

PS - note to DMs It would be excellent if the pies could be equipped as uses as throwing weapons, no damage, but a temporary -2 char drain if they hit. That would be hilarious!

[Dachshund]

shimmerxx said:

PS - note to DMs It would be excellent if the pies could be equipped as uses as throwing weapons, no damage, but a temporary -2 char drain if they hit. That would be hilarious!

I was thinking more of something like this...

Pie

These round 1 foot diameter delicious tarts in a porcelain bowl make excellent missiles for use in bar brawls and circus shows.

Base Damage: NA
Base Critical Threat: NA
Base Damage Type: Embarrasment
Weapon Size: Small (Medium if applicable)
Feats Required: None (see below)
Base Item: Food
Weight: 1.0

Special Properties:
No Damage
On Hit: Slay Racial Group DC 20 (Sourpusses and Grumpy Old Men)
Only Usable By: Jolly Halflings


;D

[shimmerxxx]

I was thinking more of something like this...

Pie

These round 1 foot diameter delicious tarts in a porcelain bowl make excellent missiles for use in bar brawls and circus shows.

Base Damage: NA
Base Critical Threat: NA
Base Damage Type: Embarrasment
Weapon Size: Small (Medium if applicable)
Feats Required: None (see below)
Base Item: Food
Weight: 1.0

Special Properties:
No Damage
On Hit: Slay Racial Group DC 20 (Sourpusses and Grumpy Old Men)
Only Usable By: Jolly Halflings


;D

Yay!

At last a use for the +1 thrown weapon racial bonus for hin!

[Haydena]

driderman said:

I can't help wondering when it was that halflings became dragonlance Kender/Gnome-style comic relief...?

Not that there's anything wrong with it as such, i suppose. To each their own

The whole pie thing comes from when Bel asked Lidda to throw pies at Darkharp at the magefair. She didn't in the end and ended up hitting Rigrin and some others with it but having one left and so getting Ten with it.

Lidda is only comical when around the other hin, and when she doesn't understand something or wants to cause mischief. Other than that she can be quite a serious character if you catch her at the wrong moment or do something to upset her.

It's also a great way to lighten everybody up, there aren't many cheery little people out there so someone has to do it!

I thought the sandcastle and beach fun was better though.

[btaf90]

driderman said:

I can't help wondering when it was that halflings became dragonlance Kender/Gnome-style comic relief...?

Not that there's anything wrong with it as such, i suppose. To each their own

Comic relief? Don't be silly! What would make you think that?

It's all part of our plot for world domination....

We also make excellent assassins... >.>

[EDM Neo]

Shush! They weren't supposed to know about that!

*Binds and gags btaf and transports her to an undisclosed location*

Nothing to see here.

<.<

[Teneas]

Uh...can we PLEASE not have real pies here. Am sure would be more than one aimed at Ten from his traveling hin army.

[kaltorac]

*looks innocent* pies? .... I don't remember handing out pies.