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Feb 28, 2006 12:25:37 GMT -5
Post by ♥Zach♥ on Feb 28, 2006 12:25:37 GMT -5
If you could be a god in Faerun what god would you be of? what will your Domains, portfolios and plane you live on?
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Feb 28, 2006 12:56:35 GMT -5
Post by heimdall on Feb 28, 2006 12:56:35 GMT -5
I would be the 'ghod' of limiting silly needless posts. My domain would be this forum, my portfolio would be a couple peechee's in my old Trapper Keeper, and I would live on Air Force One. And you would feel my eternal wrath.
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Feb 28, 2006 13:01:25 GMT -5
Post by heimdall on Feb 28, 2006 13:01:25 GMT -5
heh - I'm a cranky 'ghod' today.
Looks like I need that second cup a coffee after all!
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Feb 28, 2006 13:07:01 GMT -5
Post by ♥Zach♥ on Feb 28, 2006 13:07:01 GMT -5
*Cries and runs away*
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Feb 28, 2006 13:23:10 GMT -5
Post by Talus on Feb 28, 2006 13:23:10 GMT -5
*snickers*
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Feb 28, 2006 13:29:20 GMT -5
Post by Grozer on Feb 28, 2006 13:29:20 GMT -5
Geez someone didnt get enough sleep! ;D
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Feb 28, 2006 14:14:15 GMT -5
Post by heimdall on Feb 28, 2006 14:14:15 GMT -5
Oy - you said it there! RUN ZIGGY RUN!!!!!! ;D
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Feb 28, 2006 14:46:47 GMT -5
Post by DM Justicar - Creator of FRC on Feb 28, 2006 14:46:47 GMT -5
Aw, come on man... Heimdall just said what we were all thinking. So I'll go next: I would be the "ghod" of Perplexed Sensibility. My Domains would be Frivolity and Mayhem. My Portfolio would be Foos' who Post Incessantly to the Forums. My plane would exist entirely within one brain cell of anyone falling into my domain. Wurd!
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Feb 28, 2006 14:50:39 GMT -5
Post by Grozer on Feb 28, 2006 14:50:39 GMT -5
Aw, come on man... Heimdall just said what we were all thinking. So I'll go next: I would be the "ghod" of Perplexed Sensibility. My Domains would be Frivolity and Mayhem. My Portfolio would be Foos' who Post Incessantly to the Forums. My plane would exist entirely within one brain cell of anyone falling into my domain. Wurd! *starts to create a Cleric of Perplexed Sensibility* umm... can I take trickery domain with that? LOL
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Feb 28, 2006 14:59:09 GMT -5
Post by DM Justicar - Creator of FRC on Feb 28, 2006 14:59:09 GMT -5
Heh, no, no trickery but I did forget to add "SPELL CHECK" to my porfolio!
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Feb 28, 2006 15:20:21 GMT -5
Post by Quadhund/Greenhouse on Feb 28, 2006 15:20:21 GMT -5
I would be god of cheating.
My portfolio would include metagaming, powerleveling, and exploit abuse!
The plane I would live on would be an underground cavern right below the FRC server!
I would limit my clerics to being only chaotic evil. They would be the most hated people on all rp servers. Careful that you dont get caught by a dm while worshipping me!
;D
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Feb 28, 2006 16:19:15 GMT -5
Post by ♥Zach♥ on Feb 28, 2006 16:19:15 GMT -5
Not trying to be annoying, I just figured i'de spark up some simple conversation with my fellow players and the DMs on this interest. I dont think i'm just spamming, i'm just interested in hearing peoples ideas on it and just being funny here.
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Feb 28, 2006 16:37:48 GMT -5
Post by Quadhund/Greenhouse on Feb 28, 2006 16:37:48 GMT -5
Ziggy, I dont think anyone has hard feelings towards you. Most of the time we joke around with one another on FRC. Though a DM may sound like a nasty bugger (heck they all sound like nasty buggers) he really isnt. I think you garnered the attention to being a "super poster" when you failed to recognize the rules for the DM Questions and Answers thread. Perhaps a review of the rules and purposes thread would show you why your posts have been mysteriously deleted. frc.proboards37.com/index.cgi?board=dmqa&action=display&thread=1140638344But back on topic... BOW DOWN TO THE GOD OF CHEATING!!!
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Feb 28, 2006 17:16:25 GMT -5
Post by DM Justicar - Creator of FRC on Feb 28, 2006 17:16:25 GMT -5
Not trying to be annoying, I just figured i'de spark up some simple conversation with my fellow players and the DMs on this interest. I dont think i'm just spamming, i'm just interested in hearing peoples ideas on it and just being funny here. Meh, don't take it personally. I am a mean bastard. I am just being funny too. BOW DOWN TO PERPLEXED SENSIBILITY!!! Spell check damnit, spell check!!!!! ;D
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Feb 28, 2006 17:33:29 GMT -5
Post by ♥Zach♥ on Feb 28, 2006 17:33:29 GMT -5
Hmm me
Zacharia: The aloof one, The sleeper.
Faerunian Lesser Deity
Portfolios" Earth,Crystals,The Underdark,Caverns,Herbs,Peace,Relaxation,Sleep
Domains: Plant, Earth, Healing,Protection,Good
Worshipers: Druids, pacifists, rangers, travelers in the Underdark, hermits, explorers, miners, the blind
Home Plane: House of Nature
Allies: Grumbar, Eldath, Silvanus, Ilsensine, Akadi, Chauntea, Eilistraee, Ibrandul (Dead), Mielikki.
Foes: Shar, Bane, Cyric, Great Mother, Lolth, Blibdoolpoolp, Vaprak, Ghaunadaur, Selvetarm, Malar, Talos, Gruumsh, Shargaas.
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Feb 28, 2006 18:18:02 GMT -5
Post by heimdall on Feb 28, 2006 18:18:02 GMT -5
I'm a mean bastard too! lol ;D BOW DOWN TO THE GOD OF SPAM! Domains include - any of the three daily meals Portfolios include - egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam..or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam... Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam! I don't think I have many followers last I checked.... *looks around* Post Count +1 for DM Heimdall! booyah! (this maybe another of those times where I 'think' I am being funny, but am not! Bear with me! )
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racestark
Proven Member
R-E-A-D-A-B-O-Okay!
Posts: 241
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Feb 28, 2006 18:35:55 GMT -5
Post by racestark on Feb 28, 2006 18:35:55 GMT -5
I'd be the god of procrastination. I'll give the rest of my pertinent info sometime next week.
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Feb 28, 2006 18:52:42 GMT -5
Post by gathera on Feb 28, 2006 18:52:42 GMT -5
The "Bane" of my characters
Typis: The misspelled one. Sometimes refer to as Typo the Cruel (Minor Deity)
Portfolios" In-communication, In the dark, Herbs, Lack of Sleep
Domains: Evil
Home Plane: Above the keyboard
Allies: The keyboard, fingers.
Foes: Spell checker, the Dictionary
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Feb 28, 2006 19:37:22 GMT -5
Post by Booze Hound on Feb 28, 2006 19:37:22 GMT -5
I would be the ghod of smelly, outdoorsy, boozaholics Domain would be in random back yards, barns, or under trees. Portfolio would be a good taste for good beer and whiskey, the ability to go weeks without a shower, and small wardrobes All my clerics would have to drink some sort of alcoholic beverage from the time the woke until they went to sleep, though drunken stupidity is frowned upon. They would also have only one set of clothes, and could only bathe when tey stumbled into a stream. Foes would be raving drunks, soap, and city slickers
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Feb 28, 2006 20:57:05 GMT -5
Post by Mr. Baboon on Feb 28, 2006 20:57:05 GMT -5
Clearly, I would be a god of underpowered characters, as well as overly complicated but completely acceptable RP stories.
Alignment: Neutral
Portfolios: Over-the-top yet still within acceptable limits of RP, really poorly made characters, random tidbits about Toril
Domains: Knowledge, Travel, War, Protection
Foes would be powergamers and server trolls, as well as completely over-the-top characters.
While not a popularly worshipped god, my followers would do two things - bring about the curse of underpowered, poorly planned characters upon there enemies, and spread overly intricate RP that adds flavor - but only for a specific group at a time. Sacrifices would include opious amounts of spiced mead, as well as a personal token.
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Feb 28, 2006 23:54:54 GMT -5
Post by AnvilX on Feb 28, 2006 23:54:54 GMT -5
*I would be the ghod of smelly, outdoorsy, boozaholics Domain would be in random back yards, barns, or under trees. Portfolio would be a good taste for good beer and whiskey, the ability to go weeks without a shower, and small wardrobes All my clerics would have to drink some sort of alcoholic beverage from the time the woke until they went to sleep, though drunken stupidity is frowned upon. They would also have only one set of clothes, and could only bathe when tey stumbled into a stream. Foes would be raving drunks, soap, and city slickers * I want to be the High Cleric for Logandoug ;D Well except for the bathing and soap... but the rest ok by me
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Driderman
Old School
Off-topic conversationalist extraordinaire!
Posts: 357
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Mar 2, 2006 7:44:49 GMT -5
Post by Driderman on Mar 2, 2006 7:44:49 GMT -5
Does being the Elemental Prince of D20 count?
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Mar 2, 2006 17:34:16 GMT -5
Post by DM Justicar - Creator of FRC on Mar 2, 2006 17:34:16 GMT -5
I'm a mean bastard too! lol ;D BOW DOWN TO THE GOD OF SPAM! Domains include - any of the three daily meals Portfolios include - egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam..or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam... Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam! I don't think I have many followers last I checked.... *looks around* Post Count +1 for DM Heimdall! booyah! (this maybe another of those times where I 'think' I am being funny, but am not! Bear with me! ) Classic. Too bad I turned the post count off on this forum long ago. Muhahahahahahaha!!!
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Mar 2, 2006 19:44:25 GMT -5
Post by marklar on Mar 2, 2006 19:44:25 GMT -5
only thing i could things i would want to be is A. the ghod of women. lol not because i'm some pimp who can get any chick, not that at all, but because i like women...ALOT lol. what straight guy wouldn't want women bowing to them? honestly if there is 1 i'd be shocked!
OR and WAY WAY more likely the god of dessert
Domains: fat, tubby, anit-atkins
Alignment: CE
Portfolios: if it's sweet it's in there...booze included
Allies: the Spam people lol, we hang on sundays
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Mar 4, 2006 15:03:32 GMT -5
Post by DM Grizwald on Mar 4, 2006 15:03:32 GMT -5
Im the god of "Who's that white guy on the dance floor all alone?"
Domain: CN
Description: Usually a tall, fat, shaggy haired white male about the age of 20. Has no idea what he's doing just shaking around like a vibrator. No one within 10 feet of the poor soul and he doesnt seem to notice.
Allies: The massive amout of Alcohol the man drank
Enemies: shampoo, deodorant, razor and shaving cream and women.
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Mar 4, 2006 15:13:21 GMT -5
Post by Mr. Baboon on Mar 4, 2006 15:13:21 GMT -5
Im the god of "Who's that white guy on the dance floor all alone?" Domain: CN Description: Usually a tall, fat, shaggy haired white male about the age of 20. Has no idea what he's doing just shaking around like a vibrator. No one within 10 feet of the poor soul and he doesnt seem to notice. Allies: The massive amout of Alcohol the man drank Enemies: shampoo, deodorant, razor and shaving cream and women. Man, I'll totally sign up for high priest of this god!
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Mar 4, 2006 16:47:51 GMT -5
Post by moulinous on Mar 4, 2006 16:47:51 GMT -5
Lord of the Internet
Domains would be gaming, snack foods, and pale scrawny white dudes
Portfolio would include a kick arse gaming site, thousands of loyal(but addicted) gamers, and a fondness for small salty snacks at 3 am to stay awake...crap...i just described Justi huh?
Foes The Great Lagasourous, demon of slow loads and his ally, the Rogue Ninja Looter
Allies His children, the demiDMs, a virtual army of people with way too much power(LOL)
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Boogiedk
Old School
A mans home is his castle - But it shouldnt have to be his fortress
Posts: 252
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Mar 4, 2006 17:05:06 GMT -5
Post by Boogiedk on Mar 4, 2006 17:05:06 GMT -5
I will the god of herbs a.k.a "boogie the green"
Portfolio: some distant field
Domains: none as my clerics is usually to incoherent to pronounce the spells correctly. . . Although Im atm negoiating with the rest of the pantheon for a "munchie" domain..
Hollidays: any harvest time
Close allies : the god of beer and the god of the herb induced laughter
My divine knights will be BoB Marley , Jimi Hendrix, and Jay and Silent Bob.
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racestark
Proven Member
R-E-A-D-A-B-O-Okay!
Posts: 241
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Mar 4, 2006 17:25:45 GMT -5
Post by racestark on Mar 4, 2006 17:25:45 GMT -5
All praise and honor to the True God, Boogie the Green!
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