A Long Days Journey into the Shug
Sept 9, 2021 0:32:58 GMT -5
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Post by shug on Sept 9, 2021 0:32:58 GMT -5
Shug was never meant to be married.
Born into the Hammerfell clan, Shug quickly made his mark by bullying the lesser Dwarves with his impressive strength and expert directional farts - Blaming others for his flatulence.
No sooner had he made his way to the top of his class, then events outside his understanding made him available for a matrimonial engagement to a lassie of the Firebeard clan.
Despite his initial protests to his Ma and Pa, Shug was soon swayed - when he beheld his wife to be... a fire red haired lass, all bosom, beard, and backside.
Included in the marriage arrangements, were several cattle, many chickens, and a goat. The nuptial's happened before Shug learned to read - But he signed his life away that day.
Hammerdale is a small hamlet east of Waterdeep, by a few weeks travel. Shug and Daisy (His wife) , settled there on a farm. Soon came a child. Then another. And another.
In fact, thirteen children were born by the time Shug developed the wanderlust.
It started innocently at first. Daisy would remind Shug to put the seat down in the bog after it's use. Or, remind him if he had not washed his hands.
Soon after, came the incessant demands, and constant belittling. Shug tried his best to manage her expectations. But soon he would crack.
A local caravan one day had a seat sale - To Waterdeep - Shug looked at what he had provided for his family, and decided to flee.
From Waterdeep, with many nights spent in the pubs and taverns, Shug fell asleep one evening, and sadly, drunkenly woke up in The Cormanthor. (a caravan mishap)
It was there, in the Dalelands he met such characters as Ryferth the Mage, Dylan the Half Orc, and even Billy the Hin.
But it was also in these lands, Daisy his ex wife got word of his antics and location. She now pursues him. (It's understood the children are all safe.)
This is Backstory, stay tuned for next chapter
Born into the Hammerfell clan, Shug quickly made his mark by bullying the lesser Dwarves with his impressive strength and expert directional farts - Blaming others for his flatulence.
No sooner had he made his way to the top of his class, then events outside his understanding made him available for a matrimonial engagement to a lassie of the Firebeard clan.
Despite his initial protests to his Ma and Pa, Shug was soon swayed - when he beheld his wife to be... a fire red haired lass, all bosom, beard, and backside.
Included in the marriage arrangements, were several cattle, many chickens, and a goat. The nuptial's happened before Shug learned to read - But he signed his life away that day.
Hammerdale is a small hamlet east of Waterdeep, by a few weeks travel. Shug and Daisy (His wife) , settled there on a farm. Soon came a child. Then another. And another.
In fact, thirteen children were born by the time Shug developed the wanderlust.
It started innocently at first. Daisy would remind Shug to put the seat down in the bog after it's use. Or, remind him if he had not washed his hands.
Soon after, came the incessant demands, and constant belittling. Shug tried his best to manage her expectations. But soon he would crack.
A local caravan one day had a seat sale - To Waterdeep - Shug looked at what he had provided for his family, and decided to flee.
From Waterdeep, with many nights spent in the pubs and taverns, Shug fell asleep one evening, and sadly, drunkenly woke up in The Cormanthor. (a caravan mishap)
It was there, in the Dalelands he met such characters as Ryferth the Mage, Dylan the Half Orc, and even Billy the Hin.
But it was also in these lands, Daisy his ex wife got word of his antics and location. She now pursues him. (It's understood the children are all safe.)
This is Backstory, stay tuned for next chapter