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Post by Raven on Nov 16, 2020 5:19:53 GMT -5
Across the realms local guards have had to stop numerous seemingly random assaults. Normally law abiding citizens and even members of the constabulary have assaulted even long time friends with no cause nor reason. The perpetrators are completely unaware of their actions and have been claimed by numerous witnesses to continue on shortly there after as if nothing had transpired. During these commotions whether by opportunity or by possible plan there have been several break-ins and thefts. Unconfirmed reports exist of black clad figures bearing some sort of golden triangular shaped amulet fleeing the scenes of the break-in. A reward of 1000 golden Lions is being offered for information that will lead to apprehension of these individuals.
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Post by styxxbone1 on Nov 16, 2020 20:23:12 GMT -5
*Posters appear advertising a Cure All for the dreaded Cormy-oh-virus induced madness.*
"Gather around my dear friends, I would like to tell you about a cure for what ails you, be it Cormy-oh-virus carrying Elfish Fleas and Pixie Mites, causing amoungst other things, sniffles, scurvy, stomach ailments, gas and bloating, triple eye sight, nervousness, gout, pneumonia, cancer, heart ailments, tiredness or plum just sick of elfish witches... Yes, sir, a bottle of my magic elixir will fix whatever ails you! Gangrene of the leg, this magic potion will clear that right up, absolutely!
Find Furin Mound in Bathwater Berg and for a limited time, buy one bottle and get the next one free!."
*Side effects include, but are not limited to...
"Headache, nausea, vomiting, death, dizziness, vaginal ejaculations, dysentery, cardiac arrhythmia, mild heart explosions, varicose veins, darkened stool, darkened soul, lycanthropy, trucanthropy, more vomiting, arteriosclerosis, hemorrhoids, diabeetus, virginity, mild discomfort, vampirism, gender impermanence, spontaneous dental hydroplosion, sugar high, even more vomiting, brown, Mannis's Thunder mom coming to live with you, and mild rash."
styxx
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Post by sightblinder on Nov 17, 2020 9:25:08 GMT -5
LOL! "brown".
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Mysto
Old School
I'm Batmage.
Zombies, Skeletons, and Positive Vibes..
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Post by Mysto on Nov 17, 2020 13:01:49 GMT -5
* the dark mage inspects around after hearing about all the reports.. making sure to keep himself away from most everyone, if anyone is around... he inquires the guards and any other witnesses as he thinks on the happenings*
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docofmadness
Proven Member
a dwarf a elf and a ork walk into a bar........... wait that makes no sense
Posts: 162 
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Post by docofmadness on Nov 17, 2020 13:18:27 GMT -5
See I said " Oglier will bring Choas back".
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Post by Raven on Nov 18, 2020 0:05:45 GMT -5
As of now the jails seem filled to near bursting with a rather unusual assortment of peoples. Many have never been in trouble with the law before and most have little recollection of exactly what they did, let alone why. Many are released with stern warnings others with fines in cases where injury was superficial. Slowly the grand city of Suzail seems to be returning to its usual ways.
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