The ever vigilant Sherriff Frimdriscol has uncovered a massive crime ring in out fair Shallybrook. Such heinous deeds were perpetrated by these two fey that I dare to even list them. The two following individuals: “Pretty Gal Sal” Salacious and Maddy “The Mad” Madonna have been formally charged with Theft of Intellectual Property, Assault, Assault by Magic, Break and Enter and Willful Destruction of Cake.
It is alleged that the two fey illegally entered the Sugarsmith’s bakery and cast charming magic on Baker Bartholomew. The two individuals then secured poor Bartholomew in a turnip sack while the pair attempted to locate and steal Manus’s secret formula for Moon Pies. While searching the premises the pair when discovered feigned being indentured servants and with malic slander claim that they were laboring under duress. The vile pair nearly escaped with the goods! Only the wily nose of our dear sheriff Frimsdriscol noticed that the chocolate cake has been doctored with a foreign substance and was of sub-par baking. A search of the premise and the rescue of Baker Bartholomew spoiled this heinous nef-fairy-ous plan. The vile fey are incarnated awaiting trial on numerous charges.
Hearing gossip about the crime, the gnomish wanderer Waldyn muses...
"Bakery in the hin town? Fey? Hmmm, now... I seem to be recollecting that 'twas late last year when that dwarf Furry something-or-another was putting me on about antics such as this pair was pretending to when they was nabbed. Wondering if he put them up to it, so I am."
*Rumors swirl around the square in Bathwater Berg.*
-With some defending the integrity of Sheriff Frim Driscol, even while admitting he has a very expensive chocolate habit. Others question how he can afford such an extravagant lifestyle on the meager fixed income of a small town sheriff...
-And why would he frame fey witches if they were innocent? Did he do it to repay his chocolate debts to the Pastry Mafia?
-Were the Fey really there to steal Moon Pies? And the sabotage of chocolate cakes? Who were these Pixie provocateurs?
-Or are they Freedom Fighting, Pixie Partisans dedicated to freeing their cousins from despotic, indentured servitude in the Pie Gulags of Sugar Buggers Bakery?
-Some suggested that if analyzed, the Turnip Sack Fibers could lead to a breakthrough in the Case.... "Oh where is Evil Hollance and his Bugger Naught's when you need a mystery solved?"
Last Edit: Aug 1, 2020 17:42:14 GMT -5 by styxxbone1