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Post by Raven on Aug 1, 2020 5:19:18 GMT -5
The ever vigilant Sherriff Frimdriscol has uncovered a massive crime ring in out fair Shallybrook. Such heinous deeds were perpetrated by these two fey that I dare to even list them. The two following individuals: “Pretty Gal Sal” Salacious and Maddy “The Mad” Madonna have been formally charged with Theft of Intellectual Property, Assault, Assault by Magic, Break and Enter and Willful Destruction of Cake. It is alleged that the two fey illegally entered the Sugarsmith’s bakery and cast charming magic on Baker Bartholomew. The two individuals then secured poor Bartholomew in a turnip sack while the pair attempted to locate and steal Manus’s secret formula for Moon Pies. While searching the premises the pair when discovered feigned being indentured servants and with malic slander claim that they were laboring under duress. The vile pair nearly escaped with the goods! Only the wily nose of our dear sheriff Frimsdriscol noticed that the chocolate cake has been doctored with a foreign substance and was of sub-par baking. A search of the premise and the rescue of Baker Bartholomew spoiled this heinous nef-fairy-ous plan. The vile fey are incarnated awaiting trial on numerous charges.  |
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Post by malclave on Aug 1, 2020 6:08:13 GMT -5
Hearing gossip about the crime, the gnomish wanderer Waldyn muses...
"Bakery in the hin town? Fey? Hmmm, now... I seem to be recollecting that 'twas late last year when that dwarf Furry something-or-another was putting me on about antics such as this pair was pretending to when they was nabbed. Wondering if he put them up to it, so I am."
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Post by Warlord on Aug 1, 2020 7:58:28 GMT -5
Quake grumbles about ex-girlfriends acting naughty
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Post by hellscream123 on Aug 1, 2020 8:07:37 GMT -5
Blue blinks as he listens to the crier, his tea held midway to its next sip. He eyes his tea douptfully then the skies. Sets the tea down and rubs his eyes.
"I survive the end of days half a dozen times and my retirement is somehow stranger"
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Post by styxxbone1 on Aug 1, 2020 12:20:00 GMT -5
*A dwarf in Black Cloak and Armor is seen cashing in on rising Turnip Sack Futures...*
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2020 14:41:59 GMT -5
Lorren arrived in Shallybrook in order to restock, heard the news, and blinks.
“On second thought, I shall secure provisions in Waymoot. This is a silly place...”
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Post by Animayhem on Aug 1, 2020 15:41:31 GMT -5
*Marister happened to be in Shallybrook when he heard the news,*
He murmured to himself, " I was right. Hopefully Manus will not suffer much. I still we buy his goods."
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Post by Roadkill on Aug 1, 2020 17:33:01 GMT -5
Petty Pixie Perloining?
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Post by styxxbone1 on Aug 1, 2020 17:33:44 GMT -5
*Rumors swirl around the square in Bathwater Berg.*
-With some defending the integrity of Sheriff Frim Driscol, even while admitting he has a very expensive chocolate habit. Others question how he can afford such an extravagant lifestyle on the meager fixed income of a small town sheriff...
-And why would he frame fey witches if they were innocent? Did he do it to repay his chocolate debts to the Pastry Mafia?
-Were the Fey really there to steal Moon Pies? And the sabotage of chocolate cakes? Who were these Pixie provocateurs?
-Or are they Freedom Fighting, Pixie Partisans dedicated to freeing their cousins from despotic, indentured servitude in the Pie Gulags of Sugar Buggers Bakery?
-Some suggested that if analyzed, the Turnip Sack Fibers could lead to a breakthrough in the Case.... "Oh where is Evil Hollance and his Bugger Naught's when you need a mystery solved?"
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Post by grivel on Aug 1, 2020 17:43:36 GMT -5
Manus is seen busily sweeping the entire bakery, and mumbling to himself
"Dis blasted dust be in every crack. Ope dem bugs git wha dey deserve."
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Post by DOT on Aug 5, 2020 12:58:56 GMT -5
Dot gasps upon hearing the news... more like a ‘gah-Haaasp’ actually... then she continues to eat the questionable cake in hand.
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Post by Mysto on Aug 5, 2020 14:23:27 GMT -5
*the dark mage walks around shally upon hearing the news... making a sour face he continues investigating around as he seems to eat some hammer shaped cookies*
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Post by davenutninja408 on Mar 13, 2021 15:37:42 GMT -5
// styxxbone1 because you missed this and I know you'll love it.
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Post by styxxbone1 on Nov 11, 2021 1:48:23 GMT -5
// styxxbone1 because you missed this and I know you'll love it. Almost as much as seeing Dwarks and Orogs trying to create a new hybrid race of Dwaorogs, while Smothered in Chicken Grease, Chasing each other around naked in the Cold Cavern. styxx |
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Post by saintcroix on Nov 13, 2021 12:23:31 GMT -5
Dwarves and Orcs living together.... bloody things
*Ting spits * what's next....
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Post by styxxbone1 on Nov 13, 2021 13:10:42 GMT -5
*Furin looks on in horror as Ting's acidic elfish venom dissolves a hole in the ground...*  styxx |
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Post by saintcroix on Nov 13, 2021 15:47:39 GMT -5
*ting wishes* bloody Furin and yas bloody lies.... lies... ting tells ya lies all of them.... no eggs, no acid spittle.... * or is there *
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Post by styxxbone1 on Nov 13, 2021 16:04:57 GMT -5
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