Post by styxxbone1 on May 18, 2017 19:27:56 GMT -5
After a long night of drinking Tripples, now running low. Furin finds one of Ogliers Mushroom brews lurking in the deeper recesses of his pack. He lifts the bottle up, peering at the murky contents appraisingly, then he shrugs and downs the greyish pulpy sludge in one massive gulp. The room begins to spin and fade... It turns upside down and inside out.
Awaking in a forest where the growing Menace approaches... A massive shadow falls across the land, the wind picks up making the trees groan and creak in nervous protest. The birds take flight fleeing. Then it comes into view... A massive red dragon. As it settles into the forest with a piercing scream, it explodes into flames, cinders picked up by the winds swirl around in the growing clouds of choking smoke. The hellish scene is further fueled by the hallucinogenic potion.
All is not lost however, as a mighty hero rises to face the Red Menace. A twiggy elfish bugger, bow in hand astrid his trusty steed. Peter Ponce. CODE NAMED: Delfin the Elfin. He raises his mighty twiggy bow and fires off an arrow... Which twinks off the dragons chest scales. After looking down at the spot the arrow deflected off. The dragon simply engulfs the hapless elfish bugger in flames.
The skin peels back revealing the stringy tendons and gristle witch quickly melts away. Soon the burnt bones land in a dusty heap besides the tiny bells that used to adorn the elfish fops curled back slipper toes...
The dragon continues on it's path of destruction after letting out a derisive snort of fire.
A confab is called and a call goes out for a replacement elfish hero. One arrives, as empty headed as he is man pretty. String Bugger Hawk! CODE NAMED: Shamoke. Now String Bugger is not your normal panzy elf. He can call upon his mighty animal companion. A massive, Alpha male, Flying, Dire, HELL FIRE Wolf. Ironically named "Lady".
String Buggers loyal side kick and comic relief is one Domino Santa-rini. CODE NAMED: The Ace of Beards. A short, big boned bugger with massive eye brows and an eye for danger.
Realising they will need to use cunning and skill against the Red Devil Dragon they devise a clever trap! As the dragons favorite snack is a wooly sheep. They find a willing hapless victim called Baa Baa Bait. CODE NAMED: Mannus Pixie Beard, the Hammer of Bad Breath.
Using shoe horns, copious amounts of pastry lard, ropes and pulley's. They squeeze the fat old bugger into a sheeps skin costume. Where he is left bleating in a forest clearing to tempt the dragon into the trap...
String Bugger and Domino mount up double on the flying hellish wolf-beast "Lady", they hover behind some trees waiting for the dragon to finish eating Baa Baa Bait. Now that the dragon is laden down with the massive weight of all that wool and jiggly fat, it's veins clogging off due to the rapid influx of fatty dwarven Colesterol and it's heart ready to burst, the time to strike has arrived.
With a screeching bellow the Dire, Alpha Male, Hell Fire-Flying Wolf clears the tree tops. It unleashes a barrage of Cannon Shells from metal tubes that magically slide out of the "Lady's" hips.
The red dragon staggers but does not fall! Enraged it tries to engage the Trio of flying Wolfine buggers which are now rapidly climbing into the sky. As String Bugger Hawk prepares to cast the Turbo Boost spell. Domino disengages the spinning Eye Brow like rotors to prevent them from being torn off as they enter the trans-sonic range.
The red dragon struggles to keep pace, seems trying to fly less than an hour after eating causes dragon stomach cramps.
Then a massive boom rends the treetops as Lady breaks the sound barrier and pulls away from the fat crampy dragon. Domino mashes the big red button located under the Wolfs Tail, which keeps lighting flares and dropping them out behind, to distract the red dragons thermal targeting.
Once they achieved the right altitude String Bugger Hawk pulls back on the Wolf's collar, it hangs weightless at the edge of space for a few brief seconds before rolling over backwards. Now pointing towards the ground and the still climbing red dragon, Super Turbo Boost engages. String Bugger spurs the Flying Dire Wolfs ribs. The command that opens the magic sliding doors in the wolfs belly.
The three tubes lower out of the opening. The Turbo Boost Enchantment is cast by String Bugger at the same instant Domino twists the Wolfs tail, releasing a barrage of HELL FIRE ZOOKS from the belly tubes! These spew downwards from the now hyper sonic power diving Dire Wolf on it's Ballistic Re-entry.
The fat, crampy, red dragon explodes onto a massive cloud of red pulpy cholesterol. Red Scales. burning fat lumps and ropey loops of dragon intestines rain down upon the still burning forest. The Hero's are given a Parade, smooches for String Bugger Hawk and ultra rare Quadruple Bocks for Domino...
In a far flung clearing, Baa Baa Baits Hammer lands, knocking over a TREE, leaving a massive crater. No one hears it fall. No one remembers the old fat pixie infested dwarf in the sheeps costume, who sacrificed himself to save the forest that day... Only his lonely hammer remains for the now homeless Beard Pixies to perch upon.
Furin wakens from the horrible dream, with a splitting headache two weeks later... Vows NEVER to drink anything Oglier brewed ever again...
TEH END!!!...
styxx
Awaking in a forest where the growing Menace approaches... A massive shadow falls across the land, the wind picks up making the trees groan and creak in nervous protest. The birds take flight fleeing. Then it comes into view... A massive red dragon. As it settles into the forest with a piercing scream, it explodes into flames, cinders picked up by the winds swirl around in the growing clouds of choking smoke. The hellish scene is further fueled by the hallucinogenic potion.
All is not lost however, as a mighty hero rises to face the Red Menace. A twiggy elfish bugger, bow in hand astrid his trusty steed. Peter Ponce. CODE NAMED: Delfin the Elfin. He raises his mighty twiggy bow and fires off an arrow... Which twinks off the dragons chest scales. After looking down at the spot the arrow deflected off. The dragon simply engulfs the hapless elfish bugger in flames.
The skin peels back revealing the stringy tendons and gristle witch quickly melts away. Soon the burnt bones land in a dusty heap besides the tiny bells that used to adorn the elfish fops curled back slipper toes...
The dragon continues on it's path of destruction after letting out a derisive snort of fire.
A confab is called and a call goes out for a replacement elfish hero. One arrives, as empty headed as he is man pretty. String Bugger Hawk! CODE NAMED: Shamoke. Now String Bugger is not your normal panzy elf. He can call upon his mighty animal companion. A massive, Alpha male, Flying, Dire, HELL FIRE Wolf. Ironically named "Lady".
String Buggers loyal side kick and comic relief is one Domino Santa-rini. CODE NAMED: The Ace of Beards. A short, big boned bugger with massive eye brows and an eye for danger.
Realising they will need to use cunning and skill against the Red Devil Dragon they devise a clever trap! As the dragons favorite snack is a wooly sheep. They find a willing hapless victim called Baa Baa Bait. CODE NAMED: Mannus Pixie Beard, the Hammer of Bad Breath.
Using shoe horns, copious amounts of pastry lard, ropes and pulley's. They squeeze the fat old bugger into a sheeps skin costume. Where he is left bleating in a forest clearing to tempt the dragon into the trap...
String Bugger and Domino mount up double on the flying hellish wolf-beast "Lady", they hover behind some trees waiting for the dragon to finish eating Baa Baa Bait. Now that the dragon is laden down with the massive weight of all that wool and jiggly fat, it's veins clogging off due to the rapid influx of fatty dwarven Colesterol and it's heart ready to burst, the time to strike has arrived.
With a screeching bellow the Dire, Alpha Male, Hell Fire-Flying Wolf clears the tree tops. It unleashes a barrage of Cannon Shells from metal tubes that magically slide out of the "Lady's" hips.
The red dragon staggers but does not fall! Enraged it tries to engage the Trio of flying Wolfine buggers which are now rapidly climbing into the sky. As String Bugger Hawk prepares to cast the Turbo Boost spell. Domino disengages the spinning Eye Brow like rotors to prevent them from being torn off as they enter the trans-sonic range.
The red dragon struggles to keep pace, seems trying to fly less than an hour after eating causes dragon stomach cramps.
Then a massive boom rends the treetops as Lady breaks the sound barrier and pulls away from the fat crampy dragon. Domino mashes the big red button located under the Wolfs Tail, which keeps lighting flares and dropping them out behind, to distract the red dragons thermal targeting.
Once they achieved the right altitude String Bugger Hawk pulls back on the Wolf's collar, it hangs weightless at the edge of space for a few brief seconds before rolling over backwards. Now pointing towards the ground and the still climbing red dragon, Super Turbo Boost engages. String Bugger spurs the Flying Dire Wolfs ribs. The command that opens the magic sliding doors in the wolfs belly.
The three tubes lower out of the opening. The Turbo Boost Enchantment is cast by String Bugger at the same instant Domino twists the Wolfs tail, releasing a barrage of HELL FIRE ZOOKS from the belly tubes! These spew downwards from the now hyper sonic power diving Dire Wolf on it's Ballistic Re-entry.
The fat, crampy, red dragon explodes onto a massive cloud of red pulpy cholesterol. Red Scales. burning fat lumps and ropey loops of dragon intestines rain down upon the still burning forest. The Hero's are given a Parade, smooches for String Bugger Hawk and ultra rare Quadruple Bocks for Domino...
In a far flung clearing, Baa Baa Baits Hammer lands, knocking over a TREE, leaving a massive crater. No one hears it fall. No one remembers the old fat pixie infested dwarf in the sheeps costume, who sacrificed himself to save the forest that day... Only his lonely hammer remains for the now homeless Beard Pixies to perch upon.
Furin wakens from the horrible dream, with a splitting headache two weeks later... Vows NEVER to drink anything Oglier brewed ever again...
TEH END!!!...
styxx
