Post by blessedadversary on Mar 26, 2008 21:36:59 GMT -5
It was cold day in Waterdeep, the day Rumple left, and one might say the day Waterdeep moaned a collective sigh of relief. Not that he was particularly disliked....just a little messy.
You see it was Rumples unfortunate predicament to be blessed (or cursed as the case may be) with tha famed Stiltsbeard nose. A rather large and bulbous family heirloom to be sure, but one in which he takes great pride. And it is in this pride that Rumple finds his almost obsessive need to keep his gorgeous smeller immaculately clean, unfortunately to the detriment of the rest of him.
It gets quite dusty in the bowels of the mines, and a dwarf can't help but "dig for gold", while he's digging for gold, or so to speak. Of course this wouldn't be quite the problem if it wasn't for his nasty habit of wiping his recovered nose goblins on the lawns of many great lords, and their trees, and their walls, and perhaps a tapestry or two (but in all honesty he was trying to clean that one off, how was he to know that silk tears so easily) but almost never..did he ever wipe it on anyones person, well except that once......
And it was due to that lapse in judgment that Rumple found himself traveling towards Cormyr, in search of new lands, new riches,..and those perhaps not so well versed in his many indiscretions.
Rumple is a nondescript dwarf, not particularly brave, not particularly bright, but he does possess a skull as thick as the ale he enjoys, and a passion for the good Father Clangeddin, to whom he feels he owes his existence. If you should happen upon Rumple fear not..he's usually quite friendly (though perhaps a bit crass at times) and is always up for a good walk or a cold cup of ale. Slow to anger and quick to laugh..I'm sure he will make a fine traveling companion...just as long as you stand down wind.
You see it was Rumples unfortunate predicament to be blessed (or cursed as the case may be) with tha famed Stiltsbeard nose. A rather large and bulbous family heirloom to be sure, but one in which he takes great pride. And it is in this pride that Rumple finds his almost obsessive need to keep his gorgeous smeller immaculately clean, unfortunately to the detriment of the rest of him.
It gets quite dusty in the bowels of the mines, and a dwarf can't help but "dig for gold", while he's digging for gold, or so to speak. Of course this wouldn't be quite the problem if it wasn't for his nasty habit of wiping his recovered nose goblins on the lawns of many great lords, and their trees, and their walls, and perhaps a tapestry or two (but in all honesty he was trying to clean that one off, how was he to know that silk tears so easily) but almost never..did he ever wipe it on anyones person, well except that once......
And it was due to that lapse in judgment that Rumple found himself traveling towards Cormyr, in search of new lands, new riches,..and those perhaps not so well versed in his many indiscretions.
Rumple is a nondescript dwarf, not particularly brave, not particularly bright, but he does possess a skull as thick as the ale he enjoys, and a passion for the good Father Clangeddin, to whom he feels he owes his existence. If you should happen upon Rumple fear not..he's usually quite friendly (though perhaps a bit crass at times) and is always up for a good walk or a cold cup of ale. Slow to anger and quick to laugh..I'm sure he will make a fine traveling companion...just as long as you stand down wind.