Ode to the Grand Melee
Jan 29, 2015 17:08:02 GMT -5
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Post by lucesi on Jan 29, 2015 17:08:02 GMT -5
*The Bard Vennis Haler can be seen and heard singing the following song in the taverns and public squares of Valkur's Roar*
Lo from far and wide many did journey,
To partake in Baron Crownsilver's prestigious Tourney,
To fight in honour of noble Aluxar,
Who's bravery and fame travels from afar,
From the high born to the low all were there,
Noble Houses with their sons and daughters fair,
Names of renown: Rothford, Crownsilver, Skatterhawk, Miller,
All claimed a champion to be a winner,
Many fine heroes (and vile villains) we did see,
To the cheer of the crowd with evident glee,
Swords sang and shields clashed,
As wounds were opened and tendons smashed,
Inns were busy and the taverns filled,
With fighters from every faction and guild,
Tall or short, strong or sly,
With wits and blades they did vie,
The axes and hammers of stout Oghrann,
Won much pride and honour for their Clan,
We were shown how to fight the good fight,
From the pious and gallant Triadic Knights,
How the crowd did boo and roar,
When the Black Ender threw Holance to the floor,
Yet with claps and song and much acclaim,
They cheered the end of the man of Bane,
For many twas Fiona they feared the most,
The Ace of Blades at their throats, [*spoken aside* including my own I might add, my that gal's tough]
Axes were sharp and swords unshorn,
From the sturdy figures of the Ironsworn,
The crowd cheered both the velvet and the steel glove,
Of the two champions of the Goddess of Love,
Sharpness of sword and mind was there to see,
In the warrior-scholars of Alizarin Academy,
Bets were placed and coins lost and found,
To see who Tymora blessed in each round,
Who would court the Lady Luck?,
As debts were collected and paid from Valera's book,
But happened in the final bout,
'Tween elf and dwarf who would win out?
He who rose to the victors box,
Was the swift and cunning sly old Fox,
Plaudits were given and honour was won,
By those taking medals from the Baron's son,
Yet this gleeful scene was not the end of the night,
For all were due a terrible fright,
Behold Vera Gudwerks with seeming good reason,
Accused the High Mage of terrible treason,
But the wise Baron would hear of no trial,
Twould be decided by 'Battle Royale',
With position at risk and much to lose,
A champion each they both would choose,
The new hero Fox chosen by the High Inquisitor,
Ezmerelda summoned a vile, twisted Minotaur!
Metallic skin and covered in rune,
It sprang on Fox to seal his doom,
For its hide a blade could not scratch,
The champion Sunite had met his match,
The Arch mage had played and won!
But still the Baron was not done,
For she was exiled and lost her position,
For bringing such an apparition,
But through magics she did disappear,
Leaving the Mad Bull causing all to quake in fear,
Through the town it ran amok,
Til through the gate it was beaten back,
For Vera too defeat loomed large,
She had failed in her unproven charge,
Struck from the council and as head of Law,
Her work at an end, her prospects poor,
So here ends the ode of the tourney,
A strangely glorious yet tainted journey,
A tale of cheer, sorrow and ill-luck,
As one might find in an old storybook...
To partake in Baron Crownsilver's prestigious Tourney,
To fight in honour of noble Aluxar,
Who's bravery and fame travels from afar,
From the high born to the low all were there,
Noble Houses with their sons and daughters fair,
Names of renown: Rothford, Crownsilver, Skatterhawk, Miller,
All claimed a champion to be a winner,
Many fine heroes (and vile villains) we did see,
To the cheer of the crowd with evident glee,
Swords sang and shields clashed,
As wounds were opened and tendons smashed,
Inns were busy and the taverns filled,
With fighters from every faction and guild,
Tall or short, strong or sly,
With wits and blades they did vie,
The axes and hammers of stout Oghrann,
Won much pride and honour for their Clan,
We were shown how to fight the good fight,
From the pious and gallant Triadic Knights,
How the crowd did boo and roar,
When the Black Ender threw Holance to the floor,
Yet with claps and song and much acclaim,
They cheered the end of the man of Bane,
For many twas Fiona they feared the most,
The Ace of Blades at their throats, [*spoken aside* including my own I might add, my that gal's tough]
Axes were sharp and swords unshorn,
From the sturdy figures of the Ironsworn,
The crowd cheered both the velvet and the steel glove,
Of the two champions of the Goddess of Love,
Sharpness of sword and mind was there to see,
In the warrior-scholars of Alizarin Academy,
Bets were placed and coins lost and found,
To see who Tymora blessed in each round,
Who would court the Lady Luck?,
As debts were collected and paid from Valera's book,
But happened in the final bout,
'Tween elf and dwarf who would win out?
He who rose to the victors box,
Was the swift and cunning sly old Fox,
Plaudits were given and honour was won,
By those taking medals from the Baron's son,
Yet this gleeful scene was not the end of the night,
For all were due a terrible fright,
Behold Vera Gudwerks with seeming good reason,
Accused the High Mage of terrible treason,
But the wise Baron would hear of no trial,
Twould be decided by 'Battle Royale',
With position at risk and much to lose,
A champion each they both would choose,
The new hero Fox chosen by the High Inquisitor,
Ezmerelda summoned a vile, twisted Minotaur!
Metallic skin and covered in rune,
It sprang on Fox to seal his doom,
For its hide a blade could not scratch,
The champion Sunite had met his match,
The Arch mage had played and won!
But still the Baron was not done,
For she was exiled and lost her position,
For bringing such an apparition,
But through magics she did disappear,
Leaving the Mad Bull causing all to quake in fear,
Through the town it ran amok,
Til through the gate it was beaten back,
For Vera too defeat loomed large,
She had failed in her unproven charge,
Struck from the council and as head of Law,
Her work at an end, her prospects poor,
So here ends the ode of the tourney,
A strangely glorious yet tainted journey,
A tale of cheer, sorrow and ill-luck,
As one might find in an old storybook...