Post by davrosmandrake on Jun 2, 2007 6:01:15 GMT -5
//This was inspired by the Tavern Talk thread thats been started but I figured this pushed the boundries of that thread a little as it is more actions and dialog.
A dark haired female elf stands waiting for Kale and bluish greenish hair female elf waits by the door as a drunk woman is carried in on the shoulders of a smelly male dwarf. As she comes into the room the drunk woman calls out, “doooo me!” obviously speaking to people outside the Inn.
The bluish, greenish hair elf calls out to the dark haired elf “You have the key yet Brin?”
The dwarf stops at this point as the drunk woman starts rocking back an forth obviously trying to dislodge herself and the smelly dwarf says “Quit strugglin woman!”
The drunk woman continues in her rocking and instead calls out “Help Brinny...I am being abdicated”
Ignoring them both the dark haired elf replied to the bluish, greenish hair elf and says “No, Kale is on break, but I have a double room key.”
At this the Dwarfs eyes light up as he comments “Double yer say? Soond gud tae me!”
Kale, obviously hearing the commotion on his bar comes out and talks with the dark haired elf about getting a room key.
Meanwhile the drunk woman leans down the dwarfs back and pulls up on his undergarments to give him a wedgie.
The drunk woman is obviously fairly strong as the dwarf drops her with a call of “Quit strugglin! Och me bollocks!”
Now the drunk woman is free she pulls a bottle of wine and contentedly takes a swing.
The dark haired elf calls over “I got the suite” and head over toward the stairs
The bluish, greenish haired elf looking at the dwarf and the drunk woman drinking on the floor says “I got a spell that might tone her down a bit” and then giggles.
The drunk woman looks bleary eyed at the discomforted dwarf and says “Are all your pants brown Grumm”
To which the smelly dwarf replies “Aye they cum in tha colour”
The bluish, greenish haired elf casts a spell on the smelly dwarf who mutters and adjusts his codpiece.
The spell has obviously aided the dwarf as he is able to heft the drunk woman off of the floor and up over his shoulder.
“Weeeeeeee” calls out the drunk woman, “Its like being carried over the threshold on your wedding night”
The bluish greenish hair elf gives the drunk woman an odd look.
“Only it’s by a smelly dwarf” continues the drunk woman, “So really nuthin like it”
The dwarf grunts as he hefts the woman up the stairs as she sing in a loud bawdy voice “Dooooooooo Yaaaaaaa!”
The door closes behind them as they disappear from sight.
A dark haired female elf stands waiting for Kale and bluish greenish hair female elf waits by the door as a drunk woman is carried in on the shoulders of a smelly male dwarf. As she comes into the room the drunk woman calls out, “doooo me!” obviously speaking to people outside the Inn.
The bluish, greenish hair elf calls out to the dark haired elf “You have the key yet Brin?”
The dwarf stops at this point as the drunk woman starts rocking back an forth obviously trying to dislodge herself and the smelly dwarf says “Quit strugglin woman!”
The drunk woman continues in her rocking and instead calls out “Help Brinny...I am being abdicated”
Ignoring them both the dark haired elf replied to the bluish, greenish hair elf and says “No, Kale is on break, but I have a double room key.”
At this the Dwarfs eyes light up as he comments “Double yer say? Soond gud tae me!”
Kale, obviously hearing the commotion on his bar comes out and talks with the dark haired elf about getting a room key.
Meanwhile the drunk woman leans down the dwarfs back and pulls up on his undergarments to give him a wedgie.
The drunk woman is obviously fairly strong as the dwarf drops her with a call of “Quit strugglin! Och me bollocks!”
Now the drunk woman is free she pulls a bottle of wine and contentedly takes a swing.
The dark haired elf calls over “I got the suite” and head over toward the stairs
The bluish, greenish haired elf looking at the dwarf and the drunk woman drinking on the floor says “I got a spell that might tone her down a bit” and then giggles.
The drunk woman looks bleary eyed at the discomforted dwarf and says “Are all your pants brown Grumm”
To which the smelly dwarf replies “Aye they cum in tha colour”
The bluish, greenish haired elf casts a spell on the smelly dwarf who mutters and adjusts his codpiece.
The spell has obviously aided the dwarf as he is able to heft the drunk woman off of the floor and up over his shoulder.
“Weeeeeeee” calls out the drunk woman, “Its like being carried over the threshold on your wedding night”
The bluish greenish hair elf gives the drunk woman an odd look.
“Only it’s by a smelly dwarf” continues the drunk woman, “So really nuthin like it”
The dwarf grunts as he hefts the woman up the stairs as she sing in a loud bawdy voice “Dooooooooo Yaaaaaaa!”
The door closes behind them as they disappear from sight.