Unused poem for Shieldmeet

[Slanker]

Since there was a tie at the Orations event during Shield Meet. I tried coming up with something to perform and break that tie.
Unfortunately, it ended up as something Crom wouldn't perform let alone come up with. Figured I share it anyway.


It happened no too long go,
Crom remember it pretty well.
When Crom be look at the stage,
and caught this awful smell.

As Crom be stand on stage and look at crowd,
it was hard for describe what Crom be see.
All those eyes be staring back at Crom,
it really made him need to pee.

Then Crom be thought bout what would help,
so be think of a friends useful tip.
Before Crom could put it into practice though,
some one on the front seat let one rip.

From the scent Crom then smelled,
could tell what person had for ate.
Crom tried no to laugh real hard,
but it was already way too late.

Crom looked at crowd with slight embarras,
make Crom think he lost face,
The crowd seemed for love it though,
and that how Crom be win third place.