Post by Innovation on May 23, 2020 12:33:50 GMT -5
The little Lawyer Hin can often be found carrying around a large book, filled with Warranty forms, Disclaimers, and Liability insurance.
~It reads~
For optimum performance and safety, please read these instructions carefully.
Void where prohibited. No representation or warranty, express or implied, with respect to the completeness, accuracy, fitness for a particular purpose, or utility of these materials or any information or opinion contained herein. This product not to be construed as an endorsement of any product or company, nor as the adoption or promulgation of any guidelines, standards or recommendations.
I agree and understand that:
All companions are or are over 18 years of age.
No cute and fluffy animals will be harmed under the employment of Haven Inc. Registered Trademark Ltd.
Some companion names may have been or may have to be changed to protect copywrite infringement or third party companies.
Any Hat or Cloak wearing resemblance to actual people, living or dead, or events, past, present or future, is purely coincidental.
DO NOT OMIT THIS LINE -- make depend depends on it.
Haven Inc. Registered Trademark Ltd. Life Insurance & Personal Warranty does not cover normal wear and tear, misuse, accident, lightning, flood, ice storm, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, avalanche, earthquake or tremor, hurricane, solar activity, meteorite strike, nearby implosion and other Acts of the Gods, sonic boom vibrations, ship sinking or taking on water, teleportation, falling rocks, mud slides, forest fires, riots or other civil unrest, acts of Necromantic terrorism or war, whether declared or not, explosive devices or projectiles (which can include, but may not be limited to, arrows, crossbow bolts, sling bullets, shrapnel, or emissions of electromagnetic energy (such as but not limited to), Magics of the Abjuration, Conjuration, Divination, Enchantment, Evocation, Illusion, Necromancy, or Transmutation kinds. knives, stones, bricks, spit-wads, spears, javelins etc.
Other restrictions may apply. Breach of these conditions is likely to cause unquantifiable loss that may not be capable of remedy by the payment of damages.
This supersedes all previous disclaimers.
The information contained herein has been obtained from sources believed to be reliable. However, no warranty as to the accuracy, completeness or adequacy of such information is implied. No liability is accepted for errors, omissions or inadequacies in the information contained herein or for interpretations thereof. The reader assumes sole responsibility for the selection of these materials to achieve its intended results. The opinions expressed herein are subject to change without notice.
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