Post by heartofsilver on Jan 13, 2018 21:57:20 GMT -5
In several taverns across the forest kingdom, Fiona has left the following promise in an easily noticed spot:
"Greetings patrons!
For as long as funds hold, patrons can earn a free drink (Limit 1 per night) for each person who does the following:
* Whenever someone says "I need to leave an Abii" when they need to leave a #2 in a chamberpot/privy/commode
* When someone says "Hes a Malak kinda guy" in reference to those who have intimate relations with animals. The term can be used to reference any sort of sexually-transmitted disease too. "Hes got a bad case of the Malaks"
Further more, a bonus of 500 gold coins is paid to any tavern that has the mark of the Dark-sun painted in their chamber pots"
//I expect to pay upto 1000 gold per major tavern - 1500 if they paint their chamberpots. Any DM is free to see me about a collection of funds, veto me, amend, etc. This is a deal between NPCs and Fiona, who provided the promised funds ahead of time.
"Greetings patrons!
For as long as funds hold, patrons can earn a free drink (Limit 1 per night) for each person who does the following:
* Whenever someone says "I need to leave an Abii" when they need to leave a #2 in a chamberpot/privy/commode
* When someone says "Hes a Malak kinda guy" in reference to those who have intimate relations with animals. The term can be used to reference any sort of sexually-transmitted disease too. "Hes got a bad case of the Malaks"
Further more, a bonus of 500 gold coins is paid to any tavern that has the mark of the Dark-sun painted in their chamber pots"
//I expect to pay upto 1000 gold per major tavern - 1500 if they paint their chamberpots. Any DM is free to see me about a collection of funds, veto me, amend, etc. This is a deal between NPCs and Fiona, who provided the promised funds ahead of time.
