*Poster* Attention HOARDERS!!! Feeling Buried alive?
Apr 3, 2017 20:59:08 GMT -5
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Post by styxxbone1 on Apr 3, 2017 20:59:08 GMT -5
We will send our crack INTERVENTION team of Under-pant's Gnomes to help clear out your unwanted collections of orcish tusks, gnomish wiz-poppers, elfish egg shells and goblin ears.
If you resist treatment for your HOARDING Disorder, our specially trained Grumpy ol Dwarf will hit you over the head with his Holy Mackrel until the urge to collect vast amounts of useless junk goes away! Or you are rendered legally brain dead, comatose or suffer from concussion induced parkinson's.
We will offer fair scrap prices for any and all metal items, gems and gold bars. If you survive treatment of course!
Sign up here!!!
styxx
If you resist treatment for your HOARDING Disorder, our specially trained Grumpy ol Dwarf will hit you over the head with his Holy Mackrel until the urge to collect vast amounts of useless junk goes away! Or you are rendered legally brain dead, comatose or suffer from concussion induced parkinson's.
We will offer fair scrap prices for any and all metal items, gems and gold bars. If you survive treatment of course!
Sign up here!!!
styxx
