Post by Alizarin Spion - Sleeper Agent on Jul 31, 2016 10:51:24 GMT -5
A familiar face skulks the halls of the Alizarin Bard College, it is none other than the mad-driven Eishur Greyshade, known by many as the "Ace of Mage" or "Poop-coloured Hedgemage". He browses the bookshelves casually but as he approaches an empty space in one of the shelves he slides in a very mundane-looking book with a very basic leather cover.
The title of the book reads:
The title of the book reads:
Creature Extraordinaire, the Thingwungimut
by Eishur Greyshade
If you're reading the contents of this book then you're probably doing so right now with a smile on your face, reminiscing about all the good times you've had with your Thingwungimut or you're asking yourself:
"What the heck is a Thingwungimut?". If you haven't had a Thingwungimut in your life then you most likely had a somewhat functional upbringing.
A Thingwungimut cannot be seen or heard by anybody but the individual they are intended for, only a true believer can see a Thingwungimut.
The Thingwungimut presents itself in early childhood, to fill out a role that is absent in a youngsters life, be it as a best friend, parent, teacher or perhaps even a role model.
When a Thingwungimut has fulfilled its purpose it dissipates into thin air, this usually happens when its chosen partner has grown old enough to be strong and independent.
However in some extreme cases it has been told that a Thingwungimut never left their partners side or that they have returned in a desperate moment when they've been needed the most.
A Thingwungimut has no set physical appearance but once they introduce themselves in a form, they seldom change it. So they could appear as anything from a swollen butt gnome to a fire-blazing dragon,
although they nearly always take on humanoid forms.
Thingwungimuts have names just like regular people, but they are only known by their pseudonyms because their true names wield great power!
The pseudonyms they use are crazy and they can go by anything from silly names like Larry, Jesse, Herbert or Monroe to more fabulous names like Roscoe, Jeff, Janiqua and Shaquanda.
It is said that only the King of Thingwungimuts know the true names of all Thingwungimuts.
Now you might wonder where Thingwungimuts come from, they originate from a place called "Further than Far Realm" but where that is exactly is unknown to many and even fewer
souls have ever been there.
So remember children, do not take your Thingwungimut for granted! Treasure and cherish every moment you have with your Thingy because it could very well be your last.
by Eishur Greyshade
If you're reading the contents of this book then you're probably doing so right now with a smile on your face, reminiscing about all the good times you've had with your Thingwungimut or you're asking yourself:
"What the heck is a Thingwungimut?". If you haven't had a Thingwungimut in your life then you most likely had a somewhat functional upbringing.
A Thingwungimut cannot be seen or heard by anybody but the individual they are intended for, only a true believer can see a Thingwungimut.
The Thingwungimut presents itself in early childhood, to fill out a role that is absent in a youngsters life, be it as a best friend, parent, teacher or perhaps even a role model.
When a Thingwungimut has fulfilled its purpose it dissipates into thin air, this usually happens when its chosen partner has grown old enough to be strong and independent.
However in some extreme cases it has been told that a Thingwungimut never left their partners side or that they have returned in a desperate moment when they've been needed the most.
A Thingwungimut has no set physical appearance but once they introduce themselves in a form, they seldom change it. So they could appear as anything from a swollen butt gnome to a fire-blazing dragon,
although they nearly always take on humanoid forms.
Thingwungimuts have names just like regular people, but they are only known by their pseudonyms because their true names wield great power!
The pseudonyms they use are crazy and they can go by anything from silly names like Larry, Jesse, Herbert or Monroe to more fabulous names like Roscoe, Jeff, Janiqua and Shaquanda.
It is said that only the King of Thingwungimuts know the true names of all Thingwungimuts.
Now you might wonder where Thingwungimuts come from, they originate from a place called "Further than Far Realm" but where that is exactly is unknown to many and even fewer
souls have ever been there.
So remember children, do not take your Thingwungimut for granted! Treasure and cherish every moment you have with your Thingy because it could very well be your last.