Funny song performed in the Inn

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They've just arrived to Cormyr
They left their rocky home.
Three decent lads, three fellows:
Two halflings and a gnome.

Here's Drom and here's Merry
And Boidoc Crakkletwig -
Three young and daring fellows
Now break into a jig!

They may be full of spirit,
But, still, they aren't tall.
Oy, lads, steer clear of troubles -
Stay within city wall. Hey ho!

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The Greatgaunt streets are crowdy,
But causes boredom.
Three decent lads, three fellows
With glee began to roam.

Brave Merry's pressing forward -
Drom's dragging in the rear
And Boidoc - gnomish wizard,
Be stalking somewhere near.

The skies have blushed with sunset,
They had no luck at all.
Hark! From behind the forest
Has plod'd a giant troll! Oh boy!

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The ugly face's grimased -
It is confused some:
In front of him are standing
Two halflings and a gnome.

The foe is looking scary -
Believe me when i say.
Some shaky panic-monger
Would now have fled away.

Yet Drom is throwing pebbles
While Merry starts the brawl,
And Boidoc, after thinking,
Has thrown fireball. Ka boom!

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The ash has settled slowly -
Has cleared the smoke...

A tiny voice has grumbled:
"Who taught you to invoke?"

Here's Drom and here's Merry -
They both are safe and sound.
"The victory is ours?" -
All dancing in the round.

And Boidoc is contented,
And Merry so is Drom!
Three decent lads, three fellows:
Two halflings and a gnome.

Three decent lads, three fellows:
Two halflings and a gnome.

[Kelitayu]

A little cherry blonde haired Gnomish lady dressed in earthy toned cloathing could be seen merrily dancing and cheering "Hurrays and Huzzars" amongst the hins and other stout folk present in the tavern. She would pause momentarily now and then to munch on some small green herbs and have a little fidget. Whilst dancing she would make sure to hold onto her pointed wizards hat to keep it from slipping off. After the singing and dancing had concluded she would sit in the corner with a few hin fellows and perform some levitations on a few small objects and show off a few illusionary tricks for the hin folk. The jubilant company of the hins had clearly helped strengthen her confidence and she had much fun that evening.

Inspired by the songs and tales of daring do, the next day she would gather together with a few adventurous souls and embark upon an epic journey into the hills. Whilst there she did indeed reenact the fire ball scene from the song which was followed by cheers of glee from the hin companions. One of the fellow hins would find a curious golden ring of a plain, simple design which he plucked from the bottom of a shallow stream. Being of the paranoid sort, the Gnomish lady offered words of caution suggesting the ring may be cursed. The group took the ring further into some caves and buried it within a deep, deep hole, disposing of it for good.

The group later returned to Shallybrook as heroes and celebrated with half pints all around.