Post by EDM Neo on Apr 29, 2011 22:48:46 GMT -5
Late at night, with the common room nearly empty, the stool from one of the tables at the Wailing Wheel seems to subtly move of its own accord closer to the door. With a quiet scuffling noise, a poster appears next to the door frame above the stool, which returns itself to the table, the grinning invisible halfling pleased that her work was done.
The poster reads,
Upon closer examination, it becomes apparent that Silverstring's rank was originally listed as "Lionar," but someone crossed this out and replaced it with "Ornrion," likely the original author or a random passerby correcting a mistake of habit.
The poster reads,
ORNRION
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ABSOLUTELY TRUE FACTS ABOUTLIONAR CALD "SILVERSTRING" ASHALL
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ABSOLUTELY TRUE FACTS ABOUT
- When Silverstring works out, he doesn't sweat, his body cries.
- Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Silverstring stories.
- Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia, fear of Silverstring is called logic.
- There used to be a street named after Silverstring, but it was changed because nobody crosses Silverstring and lives.
- Silverstring died ten years ago, but Kelemvor just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
- Silverstring doesn't prepare dinner, his dinner knows when to be ready.
- Silverstring doesn't lie, he makes up truths.
- Silverstring can cut through a hot knife with butter.
- Silverstring counted to infinity - twice.
- When Cyric goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Silverstring.
- Silverstring will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
- Silverstring grew his badass bardic stubble at the age of eighteen. Seconds.
- Silverstring can break one side of a window.
- Do you know how many push ups Silverstring can do? All of them.
- Silverstring was once bitten by a deadly Chultan viper. After three days of horrible pain and agony... the viper died.
- Silverstring can kill two birds with one stone.
- When Silverstring tells time, time obeys.
- When Silverstring rides off into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
- Silverstring doesn't need Freedom of Movement, he paralyzes hold spells by looking at them.
- When Silverstring was asked if he believed Alaundo's prophecy that the world would end in 2163, his response was, "it depends how I'm feeling that day."
Upon closer examination, it becomes apparent that Silverstring's rank was originally listed as "Lionar," but someone crossed this out and replaced it with "Ornrion," likely the original author or a random passerby correcting a mistake of habit.
