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Post by Malignant Naricissism on Oct 21, 2010 17:48:00 GMT -5
A woman known as Anya made comments that a group of dwarves took as insulting to their race. One Glornak, rose up to challenge her to an honorable duel, which she accepted.
Many were witnesses to this duel. She struck back a few times to no effect, but refused to yield once wounded.. Thus, Glornak refused to strike her down calling an end to the duel.
Let none dispute these facts as they are. As a paladin I cannot lie.
*unsigned*
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Post by Kolfrosta on Oct 21, 2010 18:53:22 GMT -5
*written beneath*
Yes, let it be known that the dwarf Glornak, armed and armored, did on this day challenge the woman Anya, who was unarmored and weaponless, to a duel. That the dwarf did say that if she did not accept, she would be a coward. Thus the woman accepted the duel, and put to rest any doubt to her courage, even knowing full well it was a duel she could not win.
The duel went expected, yet in loss, the woman's courage cannot now be questioned. Though not a warrior, she faced a warrior. Let any who witnessed this duel, offer dissent, if anything I have written here is untrue.
I, however, unlike the unnamed paladin above, am not ashamed to sign my name to this note.
Anya.
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Post by Charon's Claw on Oct 21, 2010 19:09:07 GMT -5
*A figure in brown robes with a striking pair of brass wings studies the letters with her reptilian gaze*
Hm hm. It seems the woman so full of bile finally got what she asked for. It seems balance still applies to outsider lands.
*She chuckles a bit and shakes her head, then slinks off*
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Post by berforam on Oct 22, 2010 8:36:20 GMT -5
Writen in Mulhorandi and Common
Dwaverns pride has been raising on a incredible rate, The Ohgran clan is responsible for that. Beware Dwaverns, your pride, show off manners, small mind and enforcing your words with axes only and no wisdom will bring you punishment.
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Post by probablyamage on Oct 22, 2010 20:43:16 GMT -5
Written in an ornate style
Once someone accepts the terms of a duel they lose all right to complain about its outcome. The Reasonable course of action for the woman in question would have been to hold her tongue, rather than accept a duel she could not win. Or simply apologize.
Lustig Luther Latherion
*just below the John Hancock style signature is a detailed illustration of a puppy wearing google eyes glasses*
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Post by Aseanamous on Oct 22, 2010 22:17:09 GMT -5
*Tags a note to the bottom of the notice*
Well, here's how the story went... there was some woman who was just making fun in Great Gaunt, and the dwarf took it way to seriously. So he challenges this innocent girl to a fight. See, in the first place, who challenges a girl to a fight? Especially when you know your gonna win... and then second... he had his armor and shield and axe out, while she just had cloths on and no weapon at all. From the start he knew he was gonna win, yet he thought it would just be fun to beat up on this girl. So yeah, the little dwarf was just trying to act tough, but ended up looking like a fool.
*Signed Zeekinator*
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Post by soulfien on Oct 23, 2010 11:34:19 GMT -5
*tacked below the messages reads the following*
"The woman is hardly defenseless. Who would take up shield and weapon when someone faces all with the skill of her fists and feet? Who dons plate when one dodges attacks with speed and agility? This woman fights without weapons and armour better than I do with them. I would not face her."
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Post by Generiz on Oct 23, 2010 18:34:00 GMT -5
Brendir nearly has an aneurysm as he reads the lyrics to the song. Anyone near him could probably hear the sound of his teeth grinding. He pulls down the note, holds it up in the air, and proclaims to everyone in proximity to him:
"If I ever 'ear this song sung by anyone, le' it be known tha' tha' will be th' last thing t' ever cross 'eir lips. This ain' a joke. I ain' laughin'. Ye -will- die."
He then shoves the note down his pants, then pulls it back out, moist and a little discoloured. He tosses it down on the ground, and storms off.
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Post by Charon's Claw on Oct 23, 2010 18:40:59 GMT -5
//Quick OOC thing. Players should NOT RP what NPCs are doing. If someone wants to post something like this please go through DM channels, and DMs will RP what an NPC is doing. Also it's just nice for a DM account to post something like that since it gives your character even more anonymity OOCly.
Also if it hasn't gone through DM channels of RP please take your post down for now.
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Post by Charon's Claw on Oct 25, 2010 13:49:16 GMT -5
A bard comes into Greatgaunt, and sings within the inn once at noon, and twice in the evening the following lyrics.
Well, they came out of Skull Crag in their armor plated best
Rowdy Dwarfs, they all said
And into the Regal Griffin to spill beer on their chest
Rowdy Dwarfs, they all said
Well, their just rowdy Dwarfs
Down to the Marsh of Tun, the Dwarfs they did run
Rowdy dwarfs they all said
Swinging their picks and hammers with an Elven Shrine they had fun
Rowdy Dwarfs they all said
Well, their just rowdy Dwarfs
Four dwarfs went for a walk, between immersea and suzail
Rowdy Dwarfs, they all said
They gouged out a young girls eyes, her cries to no avail
Rowdy Dwarfs, they all said
Well, their just rowdy Dwarfs
Then a dwarf took umbrage to the jests of a lovely young lass
Rowdy Dwarfs, they all said
So he cut the defenseless girl down with his shiney new axe
Rowdy Dwarfs, they all said
Well, their just rowdy Dwarfs
Where will you be when the Dwarfs come around?
Rowdy Dwarfs, they all said
In your bed when they burn your house to the ground?
Rowdy Dwarfs, they all said
Well, their just rowdy Dwarfs
He does not seem to care if the audience approves or not and leaves the city. He comes back for a few more days and repeats the lyrics at the same times. The bard does, however stay within the inn for some time each day to grab a bite to eat, and a flagon to drink.
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Post by soulfien on Oct 25, 2010 15:43:04 GMT -5
//pm sent
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