Sophie Vs Kiki - Souls' Harvest Edition
Oct 22, 2022 14:50:49 GMT -5
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Post by Spirit of a Phoenix on Oct 22, 2022 14:50:49 GMT -5
"There may be a kissing booth operated by the High Inquisitor, High Priestess, & Minister of Interior," Kiki reads out loud after being handed a flyer of her own, her tone unusually dispassionate.
"I hate to disappoint, but I think Vera and Mynian will enjoy this particular event more than I would. The least I can do, though, is find a replacement," the High Priestess thought to herself.
With that, the High Priestess takes an inkwell and quill from her purse strikes her name from her own flyer, and above she writes the name, 'Sophie Miller', before handing her flyer to a random patron near her at the Talbot's Tavern and Inn. With that, the High Priestess turns towards the exit of the tavern.
Sometime later, a letter is tacked onto the door of Sophie Miller's estate by an unseen figure. Likely to go unnoticed, a few of Lady Miller's apples from her orchid go missing, a basket worth of red and golds.
Lady Miller,
We, Cormyr's Council of Most Eligible Bachelors, hope the day fairs well for you and that you are in good health. Perhaps, you find it strange we are writing you, but you should not be surprised. Your beauty and grace are legendary through not only Valkur's Roar and the Western Reach but all of Cormyr itself. The Mayor of the humble council, Joric Battle-Born, has spoken of your beauty for years. Mayor Battle-Born has gone into great detail to paint a picture of your lovely figure, curves, and beauty for years with his words, but we know there is no comparison to seeing you in the flesh.
We are dying to meet you Lady Miller, and perhaps we may. We hope to visit Valkur's Roar for Souls Harvest this year, but we are concerned about the Kissing Booth mentioned in the festivity's flyer. The women mentioned in staffing the booth are Inquisitor Veracity Gudwerks, Minister Mynian Copperhand, and High Priestess Melinda Heatfire. None of these women are appealing; they will not attract attendance. They lack your divine curves and beauty. I feel you understand our concern, Lady Miller.
That is why your city needs YOU, Lady Sophie Miller, to man the kissing booth. Do this for your city, Lady Miller; they need you to represent what a real woman is.
We implore you to be merciful and grace us with your charity.
The Council of Cormyr's Most Eligible Bachelors