Post by Runa Rothgar on Aug 30, 2022 17:31:01 GMT -5
Hey Boss,
How’s the hair trim looking? I thought I did a pretty good job; better than you using a tithe bowl all the time. When you stand near the great skull, boy does that center bald spot reflect the glory of our Great Guide’s light! When I pass on from this world, I am going to remember that divinely placed bald spot on your noggin liken to a light at the end of the tunnel!
Say, now that I buttered you up, Boss, I was curious about the ordeal with the Thayans and that soon to be executed , Beldan? What a sad case and Im not really into the political sich of it all , but Kelemvor’s will be done, right? They need a sturdy Cemetery Specialist to take care of the dead.
I been to our Death Lord’s shrine in the Enclave and have not located a Doomguide who is in charge. If you could put in a good word for me, Boss, perhaps someone from the Kingdom side could assist in the burial, or burnination of Beldan’s body when the judgment is complete. Perhaps the family of Beldan may want someone from Cormyr to see the family of Beldan’s needs. I will happily prepare a pyre, or grave for the glory of our Lord Death!
Just one more thing. The price is high to observe the event and I’d like to be there during the process to make sure the body is taken care of. I don’t need to drink or enjoy the ceremony , I wish to only labor and do good works that day so that our Master of the Crystal spire smiles upon me! I pray I can bypass the price for entry as my Divine Labor and Works be wages enough and ease the Enclave of their burden for Beldan's body.
If there is anything else you need me to do for our Lord, for King and Country, Let.. me .. Know!
My trusty Shovel Apex is at the ready, my Harvester (Scythe), and my willingness to serve awaits your response!
Cemetery Specialist of Kelemvor,
Dabria Deathblade
P.S. Pretty good formal letter, right boss? ( I know.. don’t quit my day job… or night job, depending when the bucket is kicked)
How’s the hair trim looking? I thought I did a pretty good job; better than you using a tithe bowl all the time. When you stand near the great skull, boy does that center bald spot reflect the glory of our Great Guide’s light! When I pass on from this world, I am going to remember that divinely placed bald spot on your noggin liken to a light at the end of the tunnel!
Say, now that I buttered you up, Boss, I was curious about the ordeal with the Thayans and that soon to be executed , Beldan? What a sad case and Im not really into the political sich of it all , but Kelemvor’s will be done, right? They need a sturdy Cemetery Specialist to take care of the dead.
I been to our Death Lord’s shrine in the Enclave and have not located a Doomguide who is in charge. If you could put in a good word for me, Boss, perhaps someone from the Kingdom side could assist in the burial, or burnination of Beldan’s body when the judgment is complete. Perhaps the family of Beldan may want someone from Cormyr to see the family of Beldan’s needs. I will happily prepare a pyre, or grave for the glory of our Lord Death!
Just one more thing. The price is high to observe the event and I’d like to be there during the process to make sure the body is taken care of. I don’t need to drink or enjoy the ceremony , I wish to only labor and do good works that day so that our Master of the Crystal spire smiles upon me! I pray I can bypass the price for entry as my Divine Labor and Works be wages enough and ease the Enclave of their burden for Beldan's body.
If there is anything else you need me to do for our Lord, for King and Country, Let.. me .. Know!
My trusty Shovel Apex is at the ready, my Harvester (Scythe), and my willingness to serve awaits your response!
Cemetery Specialist of Kelemvor,
Dabria Deathblade
P.S. Pretty good formal letter, right boss? ( I know.. don’t quit my day job… or night job, depending when the bucket is kicked)
