To The Kidnappers

[ShadowCatJen]

*several postings go up, one is posted in the Tipsy Imp in Valkur's Roar, the others placed in or around the Obscene Ogre in Suzail, and the Leering Lecher in Marsember*

To Me Would-Be Kidnappers

As it was said to your man You might want to rethink things
Ask around about those who walked your current path

Tarkas Bresk ... dead
Chop the Dwarf ... dead
Purple Dragon Imposters from Sembia ... dead ... except for the one we let live to tell others not to come after me again

Check and check deeper
There have been others over the decades
You'll see where their fate lay
And here me be, quite well and alive

You're being paid by Kirky Wirky who doesn't care if you live or die
Me deal of a counter offer still stands

- Mynian Copperhand, your would-be target

// DM Betelgeuse DM Private P

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Jun 7, 2022 16:28:11 GMT -5 ShadowCatJen said:

*several postings go up, one is posted in the Tipsy Imp in Valkur's Roar, the others placed in or around the Obscene Ogre in Suzail, and the Leering Lecher in Marsember*

To Me Would-Be Kidnappers

As it was said to your man You might want to rethink things
Ask around about those who walked your current path

Tarkas Bresk ... dead
Chop the Dwarf ... dead
Purple Dragon Imposters from Sembia ... dead ... except for the one we let live to tell others not to come after me again

Check and check deeper
There have been others over the decades
You'll see where their fate lay
And here me be, quite well and alive

You're being paid by Kirky Wirky who doesn't care if you live or die
Me deal of a counter offer still stands

- Mynian Copperhand, your would-be target

// DM Betelgeuse DM Private P

In the shadowy confines of the Lecher, Alyster reinforces the truth of the message to anyone who is curious. Adding his own details to the stories about hired kidnappers and assassins who have failed down the years.

[EDM Entori]

*An elf passing the obscene ogre stops and reads this, dressed in his grays hand upon a staff bearing adornment of a mithril tree, he remarks to himself*

"Of all of those that have passed through Valkurs Roar and Redmist - Mynian still walks it's roadways where many others, even those of greater power have faltered and failed. They'll do well not to try and outwit the seamstress."

*a absent rub at his sternum he walks off about his business.*