In the Temple of Tymora

[DM Private P]

A six foot tall man dressed in red and blue rolls over on the temple floor seemingly deep in slumber. He dreams of a fancy marketplace shop with blue walls and foxes that seem to run round the walls with magic. Many people buy things, but one customer catches his eye. She looks like a country raised gal dressed in leather armor and as she walks about the shop looking at his wares cats seem to weave around her legs. They haggle over goods and flirtation runs rampant. As she gives in and pays the merchant in red and blue clothes his price he steals a kiss.

Suddenly, a shrill voice shrieks, "OH you did NOT just do that!".

A scappy looking goblin woman is standing in the doorway to the back storage room pointing at the man accusingly. Her raven hair shines in the light and she begins taking her gold earrings out of her ears as she menacingly approaches the country gal and states, "This is my man! If you are thinking on stealing him you better be ready for the fight of your life! I ain't letting go of his heart!"

The country woman flees the store stammering out words of shock and dismay. The shop keep sheepishly looks at the goblin woman and says in goblin, "Fa'a you know you're the only one for me."

The goblin woman jumps onto the nearby countertop and kisses the man passionately. Then she grabs his hair, yanks his head back, looks deep into his eyes and growls back in goblin, "Don't you forget it my love!".

On the floor of a temple of Tymora the tall man dressed in red and blue rolls around suggestively moaning amorously while two acolytes clean the temple shaking their head at the man. One looks to the other and mutters, "Adventurers are a strange sort."

Shortly after that a country looking woman in leather armor and a dark armored dwarf arrive shouting and waking the man up from a very strange dream.

[Kat]

Coops? *she runs up the stairs of the temple, two at a time* COOPS!..

// rofl Private P