An irrational and disheveled elfish witch who was recently trampled to smithereens by some buggers with large feet, assaulted a distinguished and much loved dwarf with an onion she stole and had hidden upon her person.
Local law enforcement lived up to it's well earned reputation by literally dropping the onion and wandering off after seeing a squirrel. The Royal Monster Hunter on the scene was distracted by some circular deep fried rings of dough coated in sugary powder and let the Villainous Onion Witch slip away...
The dwarf was heard loudly decrying the sad state of law enforcement in the Cormyr-o-virus riddled land.
Last Edit: Mar 15, 2021 14:33:03 GMT -5 by styxxbone1