Post by styxxbone1 on Sept 17, 2020 21:54:13 GMT -5
Dear Childless, soon to be spinstelry, Elfish Witches, is the 300 year wall looming? Has Shamoke been lax in Fertimalizing your clutch of eggs? Has your standing about staring at the sun and chasing butterflies prevented you from building that cozy tree nest where you can raise your fledgling elfish squab?
Well let your little elfish hearts not be troubled!! There's an affordable solution to your on hold reproductive activities.
Bench Lords Egg Sitting ServiceTM.
A bottom guarantee to be smoother and softer than any hin girls, toned and honed from countless hours of bench sitting, will smother your eggs in a soft comfy loving embrace. Until the time for the elfish Puberty Bunny(Shamoke) finally arrives to do the dirty deed.
Low low egg sitting rates starting by the month... Look for the shabby bugger on the long bench across from the Inn. Ask for BENCH LORD!!!...
Last Edit: Sept 20, 2020 21:24:06 GMT -5 by styxxbone1