Bench Lords Egg Sitting Service.

[styxxbone1]

Dear Childless, soon to be spinstelry, Elfish Witches, is the 300 year wall looming? Has Shamoke been lax in Fertimalizing your clutch of eggs? Has your standing about staring at the sun and chasing butterflies prevented you from building that cozy tree nest where you can raise your fledgling elfish squab?

Well let your little elfish hearts not be troubled!! There's an affordable solution to your on hold reproductive activities.


Bench Lords Egg Sitting ServiceTM.

A bottom guarantee to be smoother and softer than any hin girls, toned and honed from countless hours of bench sitting, will smother your eggs in a soft comfy loving embrace. Until the time for the elfish Puberty Bunny(Shamoke) finally arrives to do the dirty deed.

Low low egg sitting rates starting by the month... Look for the shabby bugger on the long bench across from the Inn. Ask for BENCH LORD!!!...


styxx

[Wylan]

((I have absolutely no choice but to like, and ruefully approve of this public service announcement. I almost spit my coffee all over the dash this morning on our way into work!!

[mandene]

First customer

[Wylan]

Pfffft! Those are booked already! They don't need to be sat on!

[styxxbone1]

Your paid to sit on them. Not grade them! Back to work!


styxx

[styxxbone1]

BEAT THE SPRING NESTING RUSH!!!...

Now taking reservations for advance egg sitting slots. Please take a number at the elfish nesting tree next to Wylan's Bench in Bathwater Berg. Shamoke should be along any day now to do the dirty deed.


styxx

[Wylan]

First come, first serve. Spaces limited. Not responsible for loss, damage, emotional or psychological trauma. Eggs -may- be traded for favors/items from sketchy Dragons or Gnomes. All sales final. All other concerns can be directed to any of the large barrels in Greatgaunt