Restraining Order against Slate Dongder

[DM Hawk]

The following missive is posted upon the gates and crossroads of Greatgaunt.

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To all present, of sound mind and literate: be to wit,

The individual known as Slate Dongder, henceforth known as Goodman Dongder, is hereby proclaimed to adhere to the following lawful order of a duly appointed and anointed noble vassal of Azoun Obarskyr V and His duly appointed regent, Alusair Obarskyr.


I. Goodman Dongder is not to harry, tarry, harass, bamboozle, stalk, skulk, follow, against their stated will, or exhibit actions attributable to words of the same effect towards the individual known as Ella Raine; a human woman, of olive skin, ebon hair, and a marking of the Moonmaiden upon her arm.

II. This proclamation does not permit, endorse, or encourage Goodman Dongder to harry, tarry, harass, bamboozle, stalk, skulk, follow against their stated will, or exhibit actions attributable to words of the same effect towards any other individual holding either a Cormyrean Charter or duly assigned Cormyrean serfdom, citizenship, or vassaldom under the Royal Charter of the Kingdom

III. Violation of this order will be punishable under the Royal Charter of Cormyr; First Plaint: Willful disobedience of any edict uttered against one by Royalty or Lord; and Second Plaint:Threatening or Dangerous Behaviors.

This Edict is delivered upon the 30th of Ches in the Year 1384.
LONG LIVE THE KING

Witnesses to Wit: Alvin Harper, Purple Dragon Army, Royal Corps of Monster Hunters

The edict's lower right corner is coated in wax, and stamped with House Wrenn's Signet and the runic sigil of House Zorastryl

Signed,

Lord Marister Zorastryl
Council of Greatgaunt

[Southpaw]

*Upon noticing the poster, Fiara draws closer, leaning in a bit and supporting her weight upon her plain wooden staff, her blazing red hair spilling down the front side of her shoulders, with one finger placed over her lips as her eyes scan the text. “Harass ... bamboozle ... Raine ... harass or bamboozle anyone else ...” She nods a few times as she reads. “Signed, a very important person.”

*She straightens up, looking at the writ for a moment with a slight, subtle smile. After a moment, she says, “I wonder what I have to do to get my name on the poster.”*

[davenutninja408]

Passing the writ on one of his longer patrols around the Western Reach, the squire sighs and continues on his way with a murmur, "Great that means that buffoon is going to be loitering around Roar now." Sylus marches along making his way south from Greatgaunt.

[Raven Credale]

Aella stopped and looked at the notice before sighing. "Bloody hells and I was enjoying Roar being Bafoon free. Now this excuse of a person is going to stink up the place. Someone please tell me I can arrest this guy for just breathing or twirling that rat he calls a mustache."

[StabbingNirvana]

The Dongder takes notice of the writ and chuckles.

"I guess Lauren Wench does know her way about a nobleman's court."

[Animayhem]

*Marister looked at the poster and shook his head and murmured to himself. " They should of posted that before Vindel's execution."

[StabbingNirvana]

Slate Dongder, being eternally present wherever and whenever a sign is posted for public consumption, pops up from nothingness besides Marister.

"That would have been a short-lived restraining order considering his head popped off in record time."

[Deleted]

*Alvin looks at the poster and cheers. "They got my name right!"

[styxxbone1]

*Furin reads the notice, then lets his monocle fall out for dramatic effect*

"I knew I shoulda buried the silly bugger deeper. Cause down real deep, he aint so bad."


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[Wylan]

*Wylan eyes the notice then shrugs* "Tha's a Law Enforcement problem. Ain't civil defense, ain't m' problem." *he then smirks* "....tha's a Bentin problem if'n I e'er seen one." *he then returns to his bench*