DM Goldilocks
Queen of Over Spawn, Mistress of Accidental Party Kills, Princess of Apologies
Demi God of spawning to many monsters, Apologising Sincerely and Random AFK's
Home Plane: The DM Client
Symbol: A small blonde girl eating porridge.
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Portfolio: Accidental Murder, Left Clicking, Apologising quickly.
Domains: Chaos, Death, Destruction
Favored Weapon: The DM Chooser
Goldilocks was once a simple mage whom used her spells and magical ability to entertain the occupants of the small village where she lived. Though her good intentions quickly lead to horror. It started out with the simple Light cantrip. Hers, however, burnt too brightly. It burnt out the eyes of those whom dared to look upon it making them quickly bleed to death. The entire village, murdered, by a simple Light cantrip. It was while Goldilocks stood over the bodies apologising quickly and sincerely as she screamed that she was only try to make it fun that the Deities of Death and Destruction appeared
before her in their glorious forms. They where eager to bring her into the ranks of Deities whom thrived from chaos, destruction and death. At first Godlilocks was unsure. It was after she glanced back at the dead villagers that she realised... with godlike abilities she could atone for her mistake.She could atone by making everyones time in her watchful gaze more fun. Despite her best efforts, though, the mistakes of her past will not leave her. Her good intentions quickly lead to accidental party kills and unintentional murder. As in her past, both of these things quickly lead to rapid apologising and left clicking to rectify her mistake.
It is said that while Goldilocks can focus upon any task, no matter how trivial, she is easily distracted. No matter what she is trying to do there always comes a time when she stops weaving her divine powers over creation. There always comes a time when her large quantities of created monsters seem to break free of her control and mindlessly massicre any and all in their path. It is said that when some of her lucky followers manage to catch her attention
and engage in beautiful wordplay she will randomly stop replying and emit nothing but pure silence, in its rawest form. Many minutes can pass, sometimes even hours may pass. She does, however, eventually return with a Sincere apology and an "I was afk..." before the wordcraft can continue once more.
History/Relationships:
Goldilocks works well with most of the other FRC pantheon. She is always eager to help. Her help, however, comes with a harsh price. A price which is laced with death, destruction and entire parties of the other FRC deities followers laying dead. She has recently taken a new deity to the FRC pantheon under her wing. DM Rose and Goldilocks have, together, formed a hive mind which spends most of its time cultivating plots of wickedness.
Dogma:
Do all you can to allow players to have as much fun as they possibly can. Do everything in your power to create interesting and unique story lines and quests for the aforementioned players to enjoy. In the case you accidently murder the players you are creating intrigue for grant them a free raise and apologise profusely.
~Sio
*hugs*
