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Post by heartofsilver on Jan 13, 2018 21:57:20 GMT -5
In several taverns across the forest kingdom, Fiona has left the following promise in an easily noticed spot:
"Greetings patrons!
For as long as funds hold, patrons can earn a free drink (Limit 1 per night) for each person who does the following:
* Whenever someone says "I need to leave an Abii" when they need to leave a #2 in a chamberpot/privy/commode * When someone says "Hes a Malak kinda guy" in reference to those who have intimate relations with animals. The term can be used to reference any sort of sexually-transmitted disease too. "Hes got a bad case of the Malaks"
Further more, a bonus of 500 gold coins is paid to any tavern that has the mark of the Dark-sun painted in their chamber pots"
//I expect to pay upto 1000 gold per major tavern - 1500 if they paint their chamberpots. Any DM is free to see me about a collection of funds, veto me, amend, etc. This is a deal between NPCs and Fiona, who provided the promised funds ahead of time.
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Post by Abii on Jan 14, 2018 6:43:17 GMT -5
Such words are spread between citizens, even few rumors came to Abiis ears, her head is covered with helmet.
She offers money for such things. Now Fiona shoudl focus on gathering money for her own burial... That whore is playing with energy, she can't handle, Her head... I will use it as ashtray *Giggles*
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