Posted in Suzail: Your Personalized Perfume!

[Plotter]

Posted around Suzail in fancy inns and taverns:

What is that wonderful scent?

It's your PERSONALIZED PERFUME!

Ladies and gentlemen, your wedding, birthday party, grand ball, funeral or whatever important event you have coming up is saved! Never again shall you have to smell like a common bright-fisted-coin, Arabellan merchant, or any of your fellow Suzail nobles.

From now on, you can have your own PERSONALIZED PERFUME!

I am the one and only PERFUME MAGE in Cormyr. Order your personalized perfume today! -10% off for first time customers!

Leave word with Derner at the Wailing Wheel Inn. Please provide appropriate details about yourself, your tastes and preferences, and any other unique details that may help me better tailor a scent suitable only for yourself.


B. O. the Perfume Mage

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Somewhere in Suzail a short wandering Calishite woman of coffee cream skin and dusky brown hair notices one of the pinned posters. Eyes spark, budging wide as she squeals excitedly, becoming higher and higher pitched the further down she reads. A feathered quill, inkwell and blank parchment are quickly produced from a shoulder slung purse.

Dear tabarif, or is it tabarifa? I am Syl-Elementalist, Wandering Cleric, Ava el Faerya el Akadi, yr Alya el Aliyah yi Calimport.

I am so very, very interested in your personalized perfumes! As clergy to Akadi my daily prayers utilize many fragrances and scents offered up on the winds to appease her.

Some details about myself, oh wonderful mage!

• Born in Calimport to a Calimshan family with a heritage tracing back many many centuries.
• 19 years of age.
• Sorcerer.
• Cleric of Akadi.
• Vanilla icecream is my favorite.
• I have a sister in Cormyr: Syl-Aurel, a bard!
• I'm dating a Paladin of Sune, Lia Shieldguard! She's very sweet and poetic with strange Cormyr customs.
• I travel and explore, a lot. Like... a real lot!
• I have a Pixie, called Nyx, because she "Nyxifies locks and traps!"

I hope that list was good enough for you to construct some wonder perfume from? If it's not, you could just try making it smell like, everything!

The letter is swiftly delivered to Derner at the Wailing Wheel Inn, though no return address or contact details are left from the wandering Calishite. Perhaps she'll return later to check for replies? It's always hard to tell with a naive Akadian so prone to spontaneous whims.

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Dina walks by the poster and stops to read. Shaking her head, she comments, "Who would want to have a smell to alert others that you are there?"

[Plotter]

While some nobles and rich merchants now have their own personal fragrance, the success of the personalized perfume was short lived. War Wizards are now taking down all Perfume Mage advertisements. While the perfume is harmless, people are advised to not use it, and instead turn it into the War Wizards.

Meanwhile, rumours circulate from the Laughing Lass Tavern about adventurers rescuing a cat from some gnome mage in the sewers for a Miss Celine Silverthorn, and that she was rather disappointed that she did not get her own personal perfume. Details are scarce and confusing.