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Post by Bentin on Jan 9, 2015 8:12:01 GMT -5
"Psst! Hey you. Yeah, you the new adventurer.
You didn't hear this from me...but...I hear there might be a muster of the Greatgaunt Volunteers tonight.
Yeah, you know, Sir Callen rings the gong calling the Greatgaunt Volunteers to gather for missions of fame, glory, and wealth beyond your dreams.
Want to hear more about the Volunteers? I thought you would you greedy b--uh, I mean...
Well, alright. No one ever dies on their missions. They always save the day and come back as heroes. We have parades in their honor and our womenfolk lay garlands of flowers around their necks. They find more wealth than the Baron of Valkur's Roar, I've seen it. You should go. In fact, tell all of your friends loitering about my tow-- um, I mean, in Greatgaunt to be ready when the gong rings.
What's that? Waric's telling you not to listen to me? Well, you should know better than to listen to a carpenter.
Now remember, be ready when the gong rings...and you didn't hear this from me."
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