Nim_White
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Post by Nim_White on Jan 6, 2007 11:29:18 GMT -5
While we are all stuck in the Inn sheltering from the storm that has paralysed the world, folk might like to join in a little bardic competition.
You are invited to write a limerick, in classical form (see below if you don't know what this is), which must start with the line:
"There was a red wizard of Thay"
Post your gem (or gems - multiple entries are allowed) in this thread.
Closing date for entries is Friday week - i.e. 13.1.7, midnight GMT (by which time let us pray the server will have long been back up)
Entries will be judged by Mezereon Thymelaea (Bard about town) assisted by Hudosuld Waifpauble (Bookseller) Alleyne of Herne (Bard), and Corbiodumgnus Pugn(Priest)
No correspondence will be entered into, and the judges decision will be final.
An example of a classic form limerick, using the set starting line:
There was a red wizard of Thay Who behaved in an arrogant way; If his manners he'd mend He might find a friend, But that day's a long way away.
If response is good enough, there may be a small prize for the best entry.
And by the way you don't have to be a bard or have a bard character to enter - everyone is welcome to have a go.....
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Post by sundano on Jan 6, 2007 12:23:55 GMT -5
There was a red wizard of Thay Doom da da doom da da doom Doom doom doom Doom da da doom Doom da da doom doom doom
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Post by Thanatos on Jan 6, 2007 13:14:24 GMT -5
I wonder if this perhaps belong in the Regal Griffon section of the forums... In any case! Archilochos' cheerful entry... *ahem* There was a red wizard of Thay Who had a new slave to buy; For the last one he flayed For having disobeyed, But not before taking his eyes. The moral of the limmerick is: "Better to be a slave in Chessenta than one in Thay."
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Post by Helgrin Granitesoul on Jan 6, 2007 13:33:50 GMT -5
Der once was dis Wizard from Thay Dat always thought he had somethin ta say Me told him shut up and relax Den took his damn head wit me axe Me liked him much better dat way
The moral of this one... Never try to get the last word in with a dwarf *snort*
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Driderman
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Post by Driderman on Jan 6, 2007 19:00:09 GMT -5
There was a red wizard from Thay His manners were annoyingly gay He smiled and he preened But women they screamed Cause undeath had taken his looks away N.B: Gay as is in merry, up-beat behaviour, not the sexual orientation If this is supposed to be an in-character which I assume it is, this was submitted by Arathos Valencaer
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Nim_White
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Post by Nim_White on Jan 6, 2007 19:07:58 GMT -5
Just to clarify - it doesn't have to be in-character, which is why I put it in this area rather than in the Regal Griffon Inn area. After all, there may be players with poetic ambitions which their in-game characters would not have.......
It is nice to see a character attribution, on the other hand, where that is appropriate.
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Nim_White
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Post by Nim_White on Jan 6, 2007 19:21:45 GMT -5
There was a red wizard of Thay Who wished Helgrin a Happy Birthday And said; " I've a notion To give you a potion....." But the dwarf axed his head anyway
(Sorry, couldn't resist it - this is not an 'official entry'}
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Post by heimdall on Jan 6, 2007 20:09:53 GMT -5
There was a Red Wizard of Thay Or 'former' as he'd like to say, When facing a demon named Orcus, He bungled his spell and thus porked us, Of this fact we remind him each day.
;D
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Post by Retired DM Gallin on Jan 6, 2007 20:11:16 GMT -5
There was a red wizard of Thay With a purse in a terrible way His heart he did declare To a rich maiden so fair But in the end he still had to pay That's not really a limerick.... the rythm is off... ~Gallin - The Grammar Nazi EDIT: Don't take it personally, it looks like a lot of people either didn't get this lesson in english class, or are really bad at counting beats. A limerick is more then just a 5 line poem. It should be 3 beats on the first, second, and fifth line; 2 beats on the third and fourth. Check out this link for more info: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_%28poetry%29
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Driderman
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Post by Driderman on Jan 6, 2007 20:24:00 GMT -5
There was a red wizard from Thay His manners were annoyingly gay He smiled and he preened But women they screamed Cause undeath had taken his looks away I actually thought I hit it pretty well but looking at it now it seem the fifth line might be a bit off... and line four as well. *Shrugs* Guess thats why Arathos is a fighter and not a bard
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Post by Thanatos on Jan 6, 2007 20:24:26 GMT -5
And by the by, I do pronounce 'Thay' as though it could rhyme with 'aye'. But heck, if it really ain't the norm, then we'll say that Archilochos is pronouncing it the Chessentan way.
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Post by heimdall on Jan 6, 2007 20:29:01 GMT -5
I think I was probably writing up a character's background history or documenting their latest exploits...or making some elaborate dungeon...through most of my schoolin... How's this one Gallin? There was a Red Wizard from Thay, or 'former' as he'd often say, He'll fight to the finish, If he eats his spinich... Or something like that anyway... (ok ~ that one's just horrible - lol)
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Post by Retired DM Gallin on Jan 6, 2007 20:53:51 GMT -5
There was a red wizard from Thay His manners were annoyingly gay He smiled and he preened But women they screamed Cause undeath had taken his looks away I actually thought I hit it pretty well but looking at it now it seem the fifth line might be a bit off... and line four as well. *Shrugs* Guess thats why Arathos is a fighter and not a bard It was the third line that first got my attention, it's the "he" that throws it off. And then the fifth line... all the cramming in the world couldn't smash that into 3 beats ^.^ ~Gallin
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Post by heimdall on Jan 6, 2007 21:05:02 GMT -5
There was a (former) Red Wizard of Thay... Who found himself sentenced to jail Past acts of reknown Bore him likeness in stone, Yet he now has to 'go' in a pail...
*searches in vain for 'the beat'* ;D
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Mehangel
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Post by Mehangel on Jan 6, 2007 21:15:39 GMT -5
There was a Red Wizard of Thay Who threw about spells in the day The War Wizards came To find out his name And asked that the wizard should stay
The Red Wizard replied in quick And waved his magic walking stick Out rang a loud boom The War Wizard's doom And said he would stay like a tick
Rumors spread throughout the city Of cruel deeds done by the witty Harpers gathered about Of them somewhat stout And said they would give no pity
Arcane utterences were heard Divine Harpers would not be stirred They countered the spells The Red Wizard's shells And all the magic that was word
Summoning Circles were then drawn That the Red Wizard might them pawn The Harpers then smiled Their white teeth all tiled Then summoned were Harper's at dawn
Thayan Wizard overpowered But he would not be called coward The Harpers attacked With song and sword hacked The Harpers died as he towered
The Red Wizard had won the day Had made Harpers and others pay Then was he backstabbed By Rogue he was jabbed There (Once) was a Red Wizard of Thay __________________________________
((I think I did okay for a first entry, If we were only supposed to use only five lines please presume I wanted the first five lines.))
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Post by Retired DM Gallin on Jan 6, 2007 21:36:15 GMT -5
There was a (former) Red Wizard of Thay... Who found himself sentenced to jail Past acts of reknown Bore him likeness in stone, Yet he now has to 'go' in a pail... *searches in vain for 'the beat'* ;D Oh and while you're searching for that beat Heimy, the first, second, and fifth lines are supposed to rhyme. *Slaps Heimy around a bit with a large trout* I'd try and help you out with "the beat" but it's really hard to explain without me actually facing you and clapping out a poem. And I could refer you to Wiki article here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot_%28prosody%29But it has the same problem. It's hard to talk about the beat for something without actually having sound to describe it. I think it was my 9th grade english teacher that finally beat it into my head with all of his crazy clapping.... ~Gallin
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Post by heimdall on Jan 6, 2007 21:53:07 GMT -5
Thaaaay Jaaaaiil Hehe...that 'almost' rhymes!
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Post by SlothfulCat on Jan 6, 2007 22:05:35 GMT -5
There was a Red Wizard from Thay Given a statue for a historical fray No longer red, no longer sane His name the righteous disdain Once a hero, now an ex prison-jay.
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Hows that Hemi?
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Post by Retired DM Gallin on Jan 6, 2007 22:06:11 GMT -5
Then maybe we should change the first line to something like "There once was a wizard in orange" and see what people can come up with
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regar
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Post by regar on Jan 7, 2007 4:49:09 GMT -5
Ahem, i'm an ametuer poet, so lets see what i can do here's one for those who remember 2nd edition's youth potions: There was a red wizard of thay who decided his hair was too gray he made a youth draught but drank it for naught for it turned him to dust, blown away hey, this is fun, lemme give it another go There was a red wizard of thay who made a large golem from clay it fell with a splat and crushed the man flat for the legs had far too much sway Not enough in sculpting i guess i think i'm a bit late, but i'm gonna stick em in there anyway ::Modified:: Oooh, i thought of another one There was a red wizard of thay who cast spells to turn night into day but he was a fool and fought the simbul and now all he does is decay ::Modified... 2nd time in five minutes:: and another There was a red wizard of thay who let all his friends pass away his name is szass tam more marrow than man and he lives on to this very day ::Modified... the next morning:: There was a red wizard of thay whose brains all got melted away a gnome, strange enough then had the mage stuffed and now he is in a display There was a red wizard of thay who angered a kingdom of fey he thought since they're small then naught will befall but life seldom works out that way
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Post by Retired DM Gallin on Jan 7, 2007 15:30:04 GMT -5
Yay! He knows how to write them!
I'm rather fond of the second one myself (the toppling golem).
~Gallin
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Mehangel
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Post by Mehangel on Jan 10, 2007 11:07:51 GMT -5
There was a Red Wizard of Thay Alzegund or so ye may say Thay, we was thrown out Did not sit about Joined on a Caravan that day
Would not return to his city Most famous Red Wizard was he Content where he is On the road that's his Wherever Alzegund may be
He would not return out of fear That others might hunt he like deer That spells they might steal And fame they might peel For thus he will stay very clear
Alzegund is not of his prime Drained from an undead at this time Lost power arcane He now bares this stain But he and fame still rings their chime
Alzegund or so ye may say who was thown out of Thay that day he lives through his pain of his life arcane who is a Red Wizard of Thay.
((Once again if the limerick is supposed to have only 5 lines please presume that it is the first 5 lines.)) ------------------------------------------------------------ There was a Red Wizard of Thay Who ran in robes, shade of red clay Red Wizards mocked he But they did not see The mudslide towering over they ------------------------------------------------------------ There was a Red Wizard of Thay The mage worked and wished not to die He stayed in his room Explosion did boom Immortal draught his life did tie
((For those who pronounce Thay with a long I)) ______________________________________
There once was a wizard in orange Who preferred to be out of sight range Across the Sea of Stars Within a home of Bars The sight of it was in one word strange
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Post by Fint on Jan 10, 2007 11:52:31 GMT -5
There was a red wizard in Thay Who drank to much wine on that day He was clearly drunk His intelligence shrunk And his familair did not obey
Greets Fint*Where is the grass greener?*
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Post by Retired DM Gallin on Jan 10, 2007 13:42:29 GMT -5
There once was a wizard in orange Who preferred to be out of sight range Across the Sea of Stars Within a home of Bars The sight of it was in one word strange There's no word in the English language that rhymes with orange (except itself), though I'll give you points for effort ~Gallin
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Post by ShadowCatJen on Jan 10, 2007 14:00:56 GMT -5
*cracks knuckles*
There once was a wizard in orange Who with women he lacked great courage With a wand in hand He'd make like a man But all he would utter was, "Porridge!"
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Post by ShadowCatJen on Jan 10, 2007 14:15:07 GMT -5
Another one, little risque and a bit of a slam, but Myn would probably come up with this...
There was a Red Wizard of Thay To a Sunite Cleric did he pray For every night She'd send him to flight For he hadn't the coin for her pay
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Post by ShadowCatJen on Jan 10, 2007 14:32:05 GMT -5
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regar
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Post by regar on Jan 10, 2007 15:41:09 GMT -5
Neat, some competition.
ok, how bout this.
There was a red wizard of thay whom his country he did betray evil lands left behind new adventures to find his new life he did not long delay
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Post by Slanker on Jan 10, 2007 16:42:36 GMT -5
There once was a Red Wizard of Thay, Who thrived on others dismay. And every afternoon, Tortured gnomes with a spoon. But in the evening sculpted kitties out of clay.
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Post by grehmalkin on Jan 10, 2007 18:31:40 GMT -5
There was a redd Wiz-ard of Thay... Who cast burning Tam's hair away... Sayd with stained grinn... Whilst hacking at him... 'Skinn under your hair shall I flay...'
The Red Wiz-ard of Thay had a fright... Cuz a bald smoking halforcs a sight... So starting a spell... None heard hym yell... As his head from shoulders took flight...
In blood standing Tam said, 'oh... I intended not to cut such a blow... fore balding my pate... my blade you ate... *frowns* I've muddied my feet with a foe...
*grins with stained teeth* '
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