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Post by Kiyohime 🐍 on Feb 13, 2014 16:50:17 GMT -5
(Thank you Blade/Kalia/Blinky/Grag for letting me upload this. Pure gold.)  |
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Post by StabbingNirvana on Feb 13, 2014 17:07:57 GMT -5
They're both poets so its a perfect match. Here's Slate's improv poem to Fenix while they were imprisoned together:
They came in one day and took Fenix away.
Off to the gallows they go!
They bound up his hands and spit down on the man.
Then the blood started to flow!
Off with his head, now he was dead.
The children could finally play!
They'd kick it around til it flew off from the ground,
"Oh what a wonderful head" they would say!
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Post by The Tallest Dwarf on Feb 13, 2014 17:09:38 GMT -5
*Chants* Rap battle rap battle rap battle!
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Post by Fenix on Feb 13, 2014 17:22:02 GMT -5
I never got a chance for an in character one, but lets keep going oy?
Hoist 'em up and shut yer trap.
Dont wanna hear, don' give no crap,
Slap him down right on that plate,
Its time to cook and serve some Slate
Cut him up and brown him fine
Wanna take a hit? Well get in line.
Run him through, cut his throat, deal with him no longer
Come all now and rejoice, for we just fell the Dongder
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Post by The Tallest Dwarf on Feb 13, 2014 17:38:56 GMT -5
A pair of manlings in the town started throwing their weight around
One day it was when folk were spent, these two buggers would not relent
One was deceived, theft was believed, threats of violence were received
Oak Fatha's shifty progeny versus droopy-'stache-sporting misogyny
Out came the knives, out came the steel, and then this beef got real
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2014 10:58:49 GMT -5
Hickory dickory dock.
I thought I heard him talk.
Socked in the town, poor Slate fell down,
Hickory dickory dock.
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