Post by EDM Entori on Nov 18, 2012 1:48:11 GMT -5
.. so an elf-mage walks into a bar...in valkurs roar.
Talbot leans over the bar towards the mage sitting at a table crushing stones and other oddities of his magic, the man nods to entori; to which he replies.
Talbot asks "what news of the realms, it's been quiet, not often to see elven folk, especially magical elven-folk, thou.. I 'uppose your all magical."
The elf replies, 'little that I've heard friend, though I've a rousing tale"
"rousing eh?" Talbot replies as he whipes a glass.. "dunno what rouses an elf.. go ahead"
" Well my friend, I was speaking with another one of my people recently, and well when a bandit appeared out of a wood, brandishing his sword.
'gimme all your magical items elf' he said, to which i replied with a cantrip, it dazed him and he stood there swaying in the wind. when he came to; he had wand and bow trained on him.
'how many more tricks could ye 'ave' he spoke nervously to which it was replied ' a wand full' he took a moment.. thought ' enjoy the view he said' as he turned to walk away ..
and with a shout "AKAKAHAHAH" he filled his pants, and ran.
"I swear, it will be feared amongst the bandit folk" the elf related calmly with a curious grin.
"ah, I 'ee " said talbot.. "guess I still dun't know what rouses elfs" as he went back about his work..
----props - DM Entropy.
Talbot leans over the bar towards the mage sitting at a table crushing stones and other oddities of his magic, the man nods to entori; to which he replies.
Talbot asks "what news of the realms, it's been quiet, not often to see elven folk, especially magical elven-folk, thou.. I 'uppose your all magical."
The elf replies, 'little that I've heard friend, though I've a rousing tale"
"rousing eh?" Talbot replies as he whipes a glass.. "dunno what rouses an elf.. go ahead"
" Well my friend, I was speaking with another one of my people recently, and well when a bandit appeared out of a wood, brandishing his sword.
'gimme all your magical items elf' he said, to which i replied with a cantrip, it dazed him and he stood there swaying in the wind. when he came to; he had wand and bow trained on him.
'how many more tricks could ye 'ave' he spoke nervously to which it was replied ' a wand full' he took a moment.. thought ' enjoy the view he said' as he turned to walk away ..
and with a shout "AKAKAHAHAH" he filled his pants, and ran.
"I swear, it will be feared amongst the bandit folk" the elf related calmly with a curious grin.
"ah, I 'ee " said talbot.. "guess I still dun't know what rouses elfs" as he went back about his work..
----props - DM Entropy.