Post by probablyamage on Aug 5, 2012 12:17:58 GMT -5
Enough Thief. I have had ENOUGH. This has to end. I have had enough of sorcerers thinking that simply because they're pretty, and inherently magical they get to consider themselves the equal of wizards. Let it be known that I challenge the sorcerer Shamoke to a duel.......and let it be to the DEATH!!! Now granted, the death doesn't have to be his, and I certainly don't intend it to be mine. Anything could die and I would be satisfied, really. I could purchase a cow, then we could duel in it's general vicinity until it was dead and flame broiled to perfection....or as close to perfection as you can get with huge, incendiary spells. We could actively attempt to kill our livers in a drinking duel. We could even capture some wild, naturally occurring Banites and release them into the wild, to be hunted down. It would have to be an odd number of course, in order to prevent a tie.
Considering my grudge is against sorcerers, you might be thinking...”Lustig, you magnificent specimen of manly virtues, aren't you sleeping with at least one sorceress?” Why yes! Yes I am. Just one at the moment, I haven't got the cloning magic or that whole “permission” thing down as of yet. It's bad policy to duel the woman you're sleeping with. That, and not at all the fact that she typically wins our duels is the reason that I chose Shamoke for this challenge. He deserves to be knocked down a peg anyway. I mean look at him....he's got to have three, even four pegs already. His Elf to peg ratio is too high for him to be humble. I shall rectify that!
Considering my grudge is against sorcerers, you might be thinking...”Lustig, you magnificent specimen of manly virtues, aren't you sleeping with at least one sorceress?” Why yes! Yes I am. Just one at the moment, I haven't got the cloning magic or that whole “permission” thing down as of yet. It's bad policy to duel the woman you're sleeping with. That, and not at all the fact that she typically wins our duels is the reason that I chose Shamoke for this challenge. He deserves to be knocked down a peg anyway. I mean look at him....he's got to have three, even four pegs already. His Elf to peg ratio is too high for him to be humble. I shall rectify that!
