*A sign posted, written in a heavy scrawl*

[barakaguru]

Be ye curious? Just axe!

Have ye ever been curious bout the art of axes but afraid ta ask?
Now's yer chance.
Curious about axes even while yer friends be swingin swords?
Don't follow tha pack when ye kin be yer own leader.
Ask the dwarf Kyrion about learnin' tha true way ta deal with tha likes o orcs, goblins, ogres, an' giants.
Kyrion's teachin's be perfect fer those who recently got their charters.

If ye learn under tha dwarf Kyrion, you will git this:

-Understandin' tha ancient dwarven philosophy on axes.
-Skills in usin' handaxes, battleaxes, greataxes, waraxes, flyin' axes, an' more.
-Learnin' the softest an' most painful areas o choppin' at the worst of yer enemies.
-Opportunities fer adventurin'.
-Become an acquaintance of an avowed servant o Gorm Gulthyn, sworn enemy of all orkinkind.

If ye thinks tha swords be too even-weighted fer yer likin', yer probly right.
Tha first three ta sign up receive a free axe weapon o choice.*
*Basic weapons only. Kyrion reserves tha right ta deny any request. Space be limited.
Regardin' tha philosophy on axes, no purchase be necessary.

[littlelotte]

*posted directly underneath in a feminine scrawl*

If you wish any help, please seek me out.

The Bloodaxe