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Post by Panros maybe shifty eyes on Aug 1, 2009 18:42:18 GMT -5
I believe this thread was the siren call that beckoned me here to check out the forums... and I haven't stopped laughing for fifteen minutes. Much to my clueless peers' amusement.
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Post by DM Justicar - Creator of FRC on Apr 13, 2010 15:00:02 GMT -5
I just wanted to bump this thread because I love it so...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2011 11:33:28 GMT -5
DM UrghArgh Seducer of the Multi Verse, Demi Power of the Queens English, Patron Deity of Smooth Talking, Wild Horses and the Upper Class. Demigod of Seduction and Perfect Pronunciation Home Plane: Windsor Castle Symbol: Two Wild Horses Running Free Alignment: Neutral Good Portfolio: Rangers, Wild Horses, Good Dragons, Nobility Domains: Good, Animal, Plant, Earth, Travel Favored Weapon: Perfect Pronunciation UrghArgh was once a mortal Elven Ranger. She ascended to the status of Demigod when she had gathered a knowledge of every plant, animal and Woodland track. The knowledge she had gathered enveloped her and she burst in a cloud of flowers and she was quickly sucked into the ranks of Deities. Despite her Deity status she continues to work to spread the knowledge she had obtained in her mortal form. Teaching any and all who will listen how to navigate the land and live from it. She has and continues to maintain a stable gateway to Windsor Castle in the cupboard under the stairs in Argh Towers. When in her godly form she appears as an anime-styled character wearing clothing of pure gold and wielding a humming Greatsword which is rumored to pronounce every word correctly. Her blade is also rumored to either ban griefers on hit or turn them into lovely garden statues. History/Relationships: UrghArgh works well with the FRC pantheon though she has little patience for those who would work against her or her wishes to seduce the Multi-Verse with her dulcet tones. Dogma: Ban griefers on sight and use smooth, silky tones to gather as many manly servants as you can. Guard your shoes by any means necessary from horny Brazilians. ~Sio Edit by Munroe: Corrected a couple spelling errors.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2011 11:59:35 GMT -5
Dm Rose Lurker in The Shadows, She Who Shall Not Quest, The Random Xp Dropper Demi Power of Observing, Randomly Dropping Experience and Refusing to Run Quests Home Plane: The DM Client Symbol: A Purple Rose Alignment: Neutral Portfolio: People Watching, Giving of Experience and remaining neutral. Domains: Luck and Protection Favored Weapon: "dm_giveexperience" In her mortal form DM Rose, or, Roseanna as was her name was, was known for aquiring as many lovers as possible. She strolled the lands looking for warriors to fulfill her carnal desires. She also released such notable texts as "101 ways to make love all night" Upon her ascension to the ranks of the FRC pantheon she changed her abilities to locate the deserving to good. She used the power she had developed in her mortal form to find and spring unexpected experience point rewards upon players whom she deemed worthy. Although she prefers to not show her face, which is usually hidden by a large purple rose, she is happy to lurk in the shadows and deal out her wrath of experience point rewards. Upon her ascension she swore an oath to never run a plot for any follower or group of followers. she is, however, more then happy to assist other members of the FRC pantheon who decide to grant unique plots upon their followers. History & Relationships DM Rose works well with most of the FRC Pantheon, choosing to remain neutral in any and all conflicts which may arise within the ranks of gods. She has formed a special bond with Dm Goldilocks with whom she has formed a Hive Mind and she takes great delight in plotting unknown wickedness for her followers. Dogma Never show your face to the general masses and never quest for your followers. Faith is rewarded when deemed necessary and only to the people who do not know they are being watched. ~Sio
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2011 12:58:06 GMT -5
well done glad to see someone carrying this torch!
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Post by urghargh on Mar 11, 2011 13:28:17 GMT -5
I'm so proud
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Post by Roseanna on Mar 12, 2011 19:03:17 GMT -5
Dm Rose Portfolio: People Watching, Giving of Experience and remaining neutral. *laughs, then shifty eyes* It's called voyeurism.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2011 7:35:48 GMT -5
DM Goldilocks Queen of Over Spawn, Mistress of Accidental Party Kills, Princess of Apologies Demi God of spawning to many monsters, Apologising Sincerely and Random AFK's Home Plane: The DM Client Symbol: A small blonde girl eating porridge. Alignment: Chaotic Neutral Portfolio: Accidental Murder, Left Clicking, Apologising quickly. Domains: Chaos, Death, Destruction Favored Weapon: The DM Chooser Goldilocks was once a simple mage whom used her spells and magical ability to entertain the occupants of the small village where she lived. Though her good intentions quickly lead to horror. It started out with the simple Light cantrip. Hers, however, burnt too brightly. It burnt out the eyes of those whom dared to look upon it making them quickly bleed to death. The entire village, murdered, by a simple Light cantrip. It was while Goldilocks stood over the bodies apologising quickly and sincerely as she screamed that she was only try to make it fun that the Deities of Death and Destruction appeared before her in their glorious forms. They where eager to bring her into the ranks of Deities whom thrived from chaos, destruction and death. At first Godlilocks was unsure. It was after she glanced back at the dead villagers that she realised... with godlike abilities she could atone for her mistake.She could atone by making everyones time in her watchful gaze more fun. Despite her best efforts, though, the mistakes of her past will not leave her. Her good intentions quickly lead to accidental party kills and unintentional murder. As in her past, both of these things quickly lead to rapid apologising and left clicking to rectify her mistake. It is said that while Goldilocks can focus upon any task, no matter how trivial, she is easily distracted. No matter what she is trying to do there always comes a time when she stops weaving her divine powers over creation. There always comes a time when her large quantities of created monsters seem to break free of her control and mindlessly massicre any and all in their path. It is said that when some of her lucky followers manage to catch her attention and engage in beautiful wordplay she will randomly stop replying and emit nothing but pure silence, in its rawest form. Many minutes can pass, sometimes even hours may pass. She does, however, eventually return with a Sincere apology and an "I was afk..." before the wordcraft can continue once more. History/Relationships: Goldilocks works well with most of the other FRC pantheon. She is always eager to help. Her help, however, comes with a harsh price. A price which is laced with death, destruction and entire parties of the other FRC deities followers laying dead. She has recently taken a new deity to the FRC pantheon under her wing. DM Rose and Goldilocks have, together, formed a hive mind which spends most of its time cultivating plots of wickedness. Dogma: Do all you can to allow players to have as much fun as they possibly can. Do everything in your power to create interesting and unique story lines and quests for the aforementioned players to enjoy. In the case you accidently murder the players you are creating intrigue for grant them a free raise and apologise profusely. ~Sio
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2011 12:26:31 GMT -5
Simply great. I have one ready to go at home, just need to do the deity symbol tonight.
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Post by Micteu on Mar 15, 2011 12:35:22 GMT -5
Guard your shoes by any means necessary from horny Brazilians. Ancient, was this addressed to you?
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Post by ancientempathy on Mar 15, 2011 16:11:16 GMT -5
Guard your shoes by any means necessary from horny Brazilians. Ancient, was this addressed to you? LMAO It'd be a stretch to think that I am the -only- Brazilian out there...but, maybe? Have you heard Urgh speak though? It is rather...enticing. *PG 13 explanation*
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2011 16:29:02 GMT -5
Yes. It was in reference to Ancient.
Yes. Her voice is very *Censored due to PG13 rules*
~Sio
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Post by ancientempathy on Mar 15, 2011 16:43:22 GMT -5
Brazil makes love, not war. It's why we dont fight often.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2011 17:28:13 GMT -5
Kalbaern Lagslayer, The Archbuilder, The Great Destroyer of Scripts Intermediate Deity of Creation Home Plane: Outside of Time Aliases: Lagslayer, The Archbuilder, The Patron of Scripts Symbol: Infinite Quiver of Arrows +5 vs. Asshats Alignment: True Neutral Portfolio: Builders, Scripters, Players, modules. Domains: Recycling, Necromancy, Strength and War. Favored Weapon: Keyboard This strange entity is revered as a Greater Deity throughout much of the Savage Frontier and The North, and is quickly spreading his influence throughout much of the realms through his mastry of the mysterious force known as 'the NWN Toolset'. It is speculated among the most informed of scholars that Kalbaern is actually the antithesis of the ever present and evil force known as 'Lag'. Kalbaern is known to have once been a simple mortal who made it his life quest to understand and combat Lag. The yin to Lag's yang, the light to Lag's dark, he climbed through the ranks of mortals, quasi-deities, demigods, and beyond simply as a result of Lag's existance by hunting lag in dark places and quenching it's unholy thirst for module resources. Cultist known as 'builders and scripters' have taken an interest in the rising power of Kalbaern, erecting shrines and paying tribute where tribute is due. Groups of adventurers have also felt his presence and begin to offer their own prayers, referred to as 'nitpicks and suggestions and ideas'. These same adventurers sometimes band together to spawn massive groups of lag inducing monsters, in their hearts knowing that it will only make Kalbaern stronger. Dogma: Hunt lag wherever you can find it and offer it no mercy. Be kind to players when you can, but attack them feircly for their slothful ways and their continued contribution to Lag.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2011 17:38:56 GMT -5
Excellent work! I have a few more I am working on currently also, should be up within the next few days. Including one for myself! I figure if I am going to be making fun of others I should proboly make fun of myself to XD
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Post by ancientempathy on Mar 15, 2011 18:16:15 GMT -5
Dude, that is an -awesome- holy symbol.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2011 18:19:36 GMT -5
Ramir Aylomen The King of all things Ginger, Lord of Offensive Bluntness, He who shall hold a grudge, The Unintentional Power Gamer Demigod of Offending through Bluntness, Holding Grudges and Nerd Rage. Home Plane: Outer Plane of Rage Symbol: A frowning face set atop a Soap Box. Alignment: Lawful Neutral Portfolio: Nerds, Powergaming, Power Building, Being unintentionally Offensive and holding grudges. Domains: Destruction, Fire, Knowledge, Magic. Favored Weapon: Soap Box. Ramir Aylomen was once a mortal human male known for a variety of avatars.The most noteable of which was an Elven Mage named Elvewyn Cenocelin who thrived from chaos. Though he has been appearing as a Paladin with a love of romance in recent years. Ramir Aylomen ascended to the ranks of the Deities when he caught the attention of the deities of Powerbuilding, Powergaming and Knowledge. Although Ramir Aylomen will stubbornly defend himself against claims that he is a Powergamer or that he Powerbuilds his characters, his characters always seem to end up being incredibly powerful. It is also said that Ramir Aylomen seems to aquire large amounts of wealth without realising he has managed it. He has been known to find bank notes in his bags that he did not realise he had. Ramir Aylomen is also known for having a rather large amount of Knowledge, though not one to rival the current Deities of Knowledge within the Pantheon. This deity is one who is known to hold grudges over issues that happened many years ago and when he is pressed on an issue he still manages to maintain the same stubborness and annoyance over the issue. It is said that this deity can often be seen with with a face covered in flaming red scruff that has no real shape or definition. He is also known to erupt into glorious shows of Nerd Rage when he spots something with the game that he does not agree with. It is for this reason that his Clerics are allowed to select the Fire domain as one of their own domains. This domain is to match the fire of their deities stubborness, facial hair and rage. When in his godly form he appears as a bitter old man sat upon a rocking chair scowling at any whom dare come close. Sometimes his rocking chair appears atop a sturdy soap box. It is said that when he is on his soap box it is best to simply ignore this deity because his reasoning for his arguments hardly make sense. It is also said that when this deity is atop his soap box his temper will oftens be self destructive. History/Relationships: Ramir Aylomen has always been known to hold issues with the FRC pantheon in general. He has always had a few friends within it, however, such as DM Munroe, DM Aodhan and some of the Deities who ascended to its ranks in recent years.. In recent years, the last one mainly, Ramir Aylomen has been working to fix his relationship with the rest of the Pantheon after he finally, in his words, manned up and got over it. Dogma: Oppose what you disagree with loudly and without diplomacy. Offend at least three people pair day by being overly blunt with your oppinions. Stand proud upon your soap box and share your oppinions with all. Even if they do not wish to hear it. ~Sio
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2011 19:03:11 GMT -5
DM HighKnight The Goodly Bard, He who is righteous, Lord of Good Manners Intermediate Power of Good Bards, Good Manners and Righteousness. Home Plane: The Mirror Image of Cormyr Symbol: A yarting set against the Flag of Cormyr Alignment: Neutral Good Portfolio: Good Bards, Musicians, Knights Domains: Good, Law, Protection, Magic Favored Weapon: Harmony Highknight was once known as Silverstring. A bard whose reputation was known from one corner of Fearun to the Other. Originally Silverstring wandered the lands looking for Crowds to which he could play. As he grew older it is said that Silverstring grew more and more patriotic. He ditched his purple suit for the armor of a Purple Dragon and he switched his hat for a protective hood. It is said that Silverstring's manners where second to no one elses. He spent the majority of his days politely declining the sexual advances of peasent girls and Nobles and he remains ever Righteous. Silverstring has also been known to confuse most folk. He strives to follow and uphold the Laws of Cormyr yet his bardic history would suggest that he is a man who is not biased towards Law. When in his Godly form Silverstring appears as a tall, skinny male with long flowing white hair. He keeps a yarling upon his back which he draws forth to his front whenever a crowd appears before him. Be it a Cheese Plant or a Humanoid. History/Relationships: Highknight has always got along well with most of the FRC pantheon. He seems to favor DM Charons Claw, with whom he has been friends since he first stepped into Cormyr, and Dm High Herald. Whom he once worked for as an Understudy in all things Bardic. Dogma: Rule #1 - Quit complaining. Rule #1a - Have fun. Rule #2 - Refer to rule #1. //Sorry about the Holy Symbols. The only editing software I have is MS Paint, which sucks. ~Sio
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Post by ancientempathy on Mar 15, 2011 19:49:36 GMT -5
LOL. The holy symbol for yourself is hilarious though.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2011 19:50:40 GMT -5
Heh, heh. Thanks. I thought so ~Sio
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Post by ancientempathy on Mar 15, 2011 19:54:28 GMT -5
It's a great job so far and I've always been one to appreciate initiative...and humor, so good job! It's all very creative. I had one planned for CC...maybe someday I'll post it unless someone beats me to it. I'm struggling with the holy symbol. I might ask HH or HK for help on that.
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Post by DM Justicar - Creator of FRC on Jul 19, 2014 10:34:00 GMT -5
For those who haven't seen this, it is some pretty epically funny stuff.
We need to get some profiles going for some of the newer DM's.
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Post by Fenix on Jul 19, 2014 15:40:46 GMT -5
For those who haven't seen this, it is some pretty epically funny stuff. We need to get some profiles going for some of the newer DM's. Perhaaps a bit in the wiki when I finally get around to updating it all?
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Post by Razgriz on Dec 27, 2016 18:03:03 GMT -5
//I made most of this up, so maybe it is not that accurate... It however was fun for sure DM Kirin The Ponymaster, The Ponylord Lesser Deity of Equestrians and Gamming BuddiesHome Plane: The open plains, skies and waters of FRC Symbol: Mythical blueish dragon-fish-pony Alignment: Neutral Good Portfolio: Ponies, doodles and the RCMH Domains: Friendship and Magic Favored Weapon: Hooveclaw (Double creature weapon with 1d8/1d8 bludgeoing/slashing damage and on hit - charm DC 30) It is not exactly clear what drives Kirin to manifest himself and spice things up for certain players. However, he tends to reward those who truly make an effort to remain IC, and also those that strive to maintain immersion at all times. Sometimes, he helps needy adventurers that find themselves glitched, stuck or dead. He dislikes cheaters and toxic threads on the forums. History & RelationshipsDM Kirin gets along with most of the FRC pantheon. It is said that he serves DM Valkyrie as her mount, and recently he was seen working in conjuction with a mysterious entity called Syd. DogmaFriendship is magical. ManifestationsAnimals - Mostly belonging to the familiy Equidae Monsters - Mist Dragons, unicorns and pegasi Gems/Precious Metals - Sapphires and silver Colors - Aqua and teal Miscellaneous - Ponies randomly appearing anywhere. The distinctive sound of hooves present in characters that ride often.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2016 18:13:36 GMT -5
Simply beautiful.
Merc, you champion.
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