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Post by marklar on Apr 25, 2006 14:52:08 GMT -5
LOL well said
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Post by Sarah on Apr 28, 2006 1:02:24 GMT -5
(sara)
HEY!
this ROTFLMAO forum room not a damn "Jerry Springer show!"
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Post by soulfien on May 9, 2006 1:01:09 GMT -5
Ok so I'm bored: I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises. My coworker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my coworker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her, "And where do you think you're going?" She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
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Post by ♥Zach♥ on Jun 9, 2006 15:37:56 GMT -5
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Post by dutifulservant on Jun 11, 2006 1:21:54 GMT -5
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Post by DM the Usurper on Jun 19, 2006 15:27:14 GMT -5
not sure where it came from, but pretty funny Letter from Wal-Mart Dear Mrs. Toombs, Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Elbert Toombs has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and have considered banning the entire family from shopping in any of our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment Three of our clerks are attending counseling from the trouble your husband has caused. All complaints against Mr.Toombs have been compiled and are listed below. Mr. Wally Zimbrowski, Wal-Mart Complaint Department MEMO Re: Mr. Elbert Toombs - Complaints - 15 Things Mr. Toombs has done while his spouse/partner is shopping: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of c ondoms and randomly put them in people'scarts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of pineapple juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened. 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they can help him, he began to cry and asked Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose. 10. N ovember 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knew where the antidepressants are. 11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" (And; last, but not least!) 15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a while; then, yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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Post by Sarah on Jun 19, 2006 16:02:13 GMT -5
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OMG...that sooooo funny
AND give me some ideas on my next shopping trip LOL
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Post by Sarah on Jun 19, 2006 17:41:12 GMT -5
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Post by Sarah on Jun 19, 2006 17:49:18 GMT -5
(sara)
OMG...
just looked on the forum and found that Foomanchu has put Chuck Norris movie on as well...it was befor mine BUT I started looking for all the movies about befor him
mind you...strange how both of us put Chuck Norris on FRC forum about the same time LOL
must be the mind power of Chuck Norris
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Post by ♥Zach♥ on Jun 19, 2006 18:38:18 GMT -5
One of my classes got so deep into the idea of CHuck norris not to mention some were stoned and talked so much about it the teacher got so mad and just said the next one to talk about him gets a detention ;D
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Post by DM the Usurper on Jun 20, 2006 10:21:33 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't get detention. Detention gets a roundhouse kick to the face!
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Post by Foomanchu on Jun 20, 2006 20:36:31 GMT -5
(sara) OMG... just looked on the forum and found that Foomanchu has put Chuck Norris movie on as well...it was befor mine BUT I started looking for all the movies about befor him mind you...strange how both of us put Chuck Norris on FRC forum about the same time LOL must be the mind power of Chuck Norris haha! maybe we're just on the same drugs? *rubs his nose really hard as his left eye twitches alot*
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Post by DM the Usurper on Jun 27, 2006 16:53:19 GMT -5
NEW YORK - A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.
He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value.
They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president.
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Post by Panros on Jun 27, 2006 22:55:27 GMT -5
NEW YORK - A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'." When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president. Priceless. And about the above Chuck Norris posts. I'm surprised they still continue. I guess as long as the awesome power of rounhouse kicks persits, there will always be a Chuck Norris fact or joke.
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Post by moulinous on Jun 28, 2006 0:47:51 GMT -5
Dear Sir: I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I put "poor planning" as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation, and i trust that the following details will be sufficient. I was alone on the roof of the new six story building. When i had completed my work, i found that i had some bricks left over which, when weighed later, were found to be slightly more than 500 pounds.Rather than attempt to carry the bricks down by hand, i decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley that was attached to the side of the building on the sixth floor. I secured the rope at ground level, climbed to the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the bricks into it. Then i climbed back down and untied the rope, holding it securely to ensure a slow and controlled descent of the barrel of bricks. You will notice in Block 11 of the accident report that i list my weight at a stout 135 pounds. Due to my surprise at being jerked off my feet so suddenly, i lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, i proceeded at a rapid rate up the side of the building. Somewhere in the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel, which was now proceeding downward at a equally impressive speed. This explains the fractured skull and broken collarbone in Section 3 of the accident report form. Slowed down slightly, i contained my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers on my right hand where buried two knuckles deep into the pulley. Fortunately, by this time i had regained my presence of mind ans was able to hold tightly to the rope- in spite of beginning to experience a great deal of pain.At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground and the bottom was knocked out of it.Now devoid of the weight of the bricks, the barrel weighed a light 50 pounds. I again refer you to my weight. As you can imagine, I began a rapid descent down the side of the building. Somewheres in the middle of the third floor, i met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two fractures in my ankles, the broken tooth, and the numerous lacerations on my legs and groin area. Here my luck began to change as the encounter with the barrel seemed to slow me slightly enough to lessen my injuries when i fell on the pile of the bricks. Fortunately, only three vertebrae were cracked. I am sorry to report, however that as i lay there on that pile of bricks-in pain and unable to move- I again lost my composure and presence of mind and let go of the rope. I could only lay there and watch as the now empty barrel begin its journey back down towards me. This explains the broken legs. I hope this answers your questions. Sincerely, Thomas Huckstering
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Post by Panros on Jun 28, 2006 0:57:25 GMT -5
Oh, wow, that was a great let down.... now I got to go find the real deal. *looks through phone numbers in category ho* Anyway, I liked it. And the girl was hot, yes, I like the asians. As for the WalMart list of fun things to do, I've done 1,2 and 13. Yeah, I do crazy things like that sometimes.
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Post by DM the Usurper on Jul 7, 2006 12:13:14 GMT -5
Believe It or Not!
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind!") *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
(Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam!) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of?)
(Did the government pay for this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
And, the best for last?
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!
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Post by DM the Usurper on Jul 9, 2006 10:43:21 GMT -5
You know you are from Georgia..... 1. You can properly pronounce Chickamauga, DeKalb, Dahlonega, Smyrna, Buena Vista, Valdosta, Okefenokee, and La Fayette. P.S.. Atlanta = ADD-LANNA not AT-LANT-A.
2. You think people who complain about the heat in their states are sissies. 3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel. 4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade. 5. Stores don't have bags or shopping carts, they have sacks and buggies. 6. You've seen people wear bib overalls at weddings and funerals. 7. You think everyone from a Yankee-state has an accent. 8. You measure distance in minutes. 9. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean. 10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit. 11. You know cowpies are not made of beef. 12. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date. 13. You know someone who has a belt buckle bigger than your fist. 14. Almost everyone you know is either Baptist or Methodist. 15. A Mercedes Benz isn't a status symbol. A Chevy Silverado Extended Bed Crew Cab is. 16. You know everything goes better with Ranch dressing. 17. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply. 18. You actually get these jokes and are "fixin'" to send them to your friends. 19. On one side of the road there's Wal-Mart and on the other is a cotton field. 20. The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road." 21. "Ya'll" is a word. 22. Fried chicken is a major part of your diet 23. Krispy Kreme dounuts are the only kind of dounuts you eat. 24. You call it a cold Christmas if you don't break out in a sweat in your new sweater. 25. Your whole town completely shuts down for 1 inch of snow or just the threat of snow. 26. People actually grow, eat and like okra! 27. You know the difference between a hillbilly, a redneck, and a Southerner. 28. Your dog and your wallet are both on chains. 29. Panama City Beach, Florida is a big deal. 30. You understand that at least once a year your car will turn yellow with pollen. 31. You know at least one Bubba, and maybe a few guys named Bo. 32. You say "tuna fish sandwich." 33. You use "Sir" and "Ma'am" if there's a remote possibility that person you're talking to is least 30 minutes older than you are.
And finally...
34. You are 100% Georgian if you have ever had this conversation: "You wanna coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?" "Dr Pepper."
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Post by Foomanchu on Jul 9, 2006 13:05:07 GMT -5
34. You are 100% Georgian if you have ever had this conversation: "You wanna coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?" "Dr Pepper." holy crap i'm from Georgia......MOMMY LIIIIEEEEDDDD!!!!!
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Post by DM the Usurper on Jul 11, 2006 14:09:59 GMT -5
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is inc redibly slow and the whole line is Backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, Wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..." "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
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Post by Moloch on Jul 12, 2006 19:02:44 GMT -5
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is inc redibly slow and the whole line is Backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, Wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..." "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles. ROFL thanks Ursurp I needed that!
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Post by DM the Usurper on Jul 13, 2006 8:30:26 GMT -5
You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
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Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're drunk.
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Post by DM Grizwald on Jul 15, 2006 22:10:11 GMT -5
heh wow, and i was thinking constant speed was 0 miles per hour and all you had to do was get out of the vehicle
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Post by DM the Usurper on Jul 17, 2006 9:28:47 GMT -5
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are > > things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now > > published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while > > these exchanges were actually taking place. > > > > ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? > > WITNESS: No, I just lie there. > > ________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? > > WITNESS: July 18th. > > ATTORNEY: What year? > > WITNESS: Every year. > > _____________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? > > WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks > > ______________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? > > WITNESS: Yes. > > ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? > > WITNESS: I forget. > > ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you > > forgot? > > _____________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? > > WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. > > ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? > > WITNESS: Forty-five years. > > _____________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that > > morning? > > WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" > > ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? > > WITNESS: My name is Susan. > > ______________________________________ > > > > ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? > > WITNESS: We both do. > > ATTORNEY: Voodoo? > > WITNESS: We do. > > ATTORNEY: You do? > > WITNESS: Yes, voodoo. > > ______________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his > > sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? > > WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? > > ____________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? > > WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one. > > ________________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? > > WITNESS: Would you repeat the question? > > ______________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? > > WITNESS: Yes. > > ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? > > WITNESS: Uh.... > > ______________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? > > WITNESS: Yes. > > ATTORNEY: How many were boys? > > WITNESS: None. > > ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? > > ______________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? > > WITNESS: By death. > > ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? > > ______________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? > > WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. > > ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? > > ______________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition > > notice which I sent to your attorney? > > WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. > > ______________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead >people? > > WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. > > ______________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go > > to? > > WITNESS: Oral. > > _____________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? > > WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. > > ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? > > WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an > > autopsy on him! > ____________________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? > > WITNESS: HUH? > ___________________________________________ > > And the best for last: > > ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a > > pulse? > > WITNESS: No. > > ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? > > WITNESS: No. > > ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? > > WITNESS: No. > > ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you > began the autopsy? > > WITNESS: No. > > ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? > > WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. > > ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? > > WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and > > practicing law.
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Post by DM the Usurper on Jul 17, 2006 9:35:28 GMT -5
A Genie and Bin Laden
While he was trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle along the way and picked it up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
"You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything," barked Bin Laden.
The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman, and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you!"
The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.
The next morning, Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.
God is good.
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Post by DM the Usurper on Jul 17, 2006 9:38:50 GMT -5
Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about; <HR
Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
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If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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Post by MTGPackFoils on Jul 17, 2006 18:56:48 GMT -5
*falls out of chair and rotflmao*
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Give him several levels of bard for those.
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Post by Panros on Jul 20, 2006 21:01:38 GMT -5
I look at Dragonball Z now and I can't believe I ever liked it. I see why I stopped following it when I entered highschool. This flash animation I found here sums up every episode in one small package. If you love/d or hate Dragonball Z you will appreciate this animation. Dragonball Z in a Nutshell - Click the small picture of the DBZ cast to start it.
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Post by ♥Zach♥ on Jul 20, 2006 22:28:43 GMT -5
I look at Dragonball Z now and I can't believe I ever liked it. I see why I stopped following it when I entered highschool. This flash animation I found here sums up every episode in one small package. If you love/d or hate Dragonball Z you will appreciate this animation. Dragonball Z in a Nutshell - Click the small picture of the DBZ cast to start it. I saw that back three or four years ago, still funny I cant belive it ;D
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Post by DM Grizwald on Jul 21, 2006 0:26:41 GMT -5
what a horrible clip....just bad
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