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Post by nemusator on Feb 16, 2019 15:02:31 GMT -5
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Post by Fiddlesticks on Feb 16, 2019 19:42:09 GMT -5
Reminds me of some humans too.  |
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Post by Nekrostench on Feb 22, 2019 4:14:09 GMT -5
www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/comments/arajan/my_bearded_dragon_has_trouble_with_hammocks/I don't care what anyone says, bearded dragons are adorable. I recently became the owner of one after I rescued him on a whim. Once we got past the "@#$% you! I don't know you!" phase filled with tooth hugs for my fingers and hands. He calmed down, he is well behaved but inquisitive. His favorite foods are crickets, dubia cockroaches, and horn worms. Though now that I am his owner, he is "eating" more leafy greens based on his age and nutritional needs, much to his inflated and black bearded displeasure. It appear even animals, despite the health benefits, also dislike Vegan diets. He too, like many other bearded dragons, has proven himself to be a gigantic derp.
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Post by malclave on Mar 15, 2019 11:09:46 GMT -5
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Post by lucid on Jun 8, 2019 14:13:06 GMT -5
This is sooo wrong...
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Post by grivel on Jun 10, 2019 15:44:07 GMT -5
My 8 legged spider cat.  |
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baogur
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Post by baogur on Jun 24, 2019 22:39:54 GMT -5
Whenever Baltoha gets on the dance floor:
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Post by nemusator on Jul 8, 2019 11:00:46 GMT -5
1:10 start
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Post by nemusator on Jul 9, 2019 2:24:20 GMT -5
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Post by sheisdeadly on Jul 16, 2019 20:37:20 GMT -5
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Post by mandene on Jul 20, 2019 21:37:56 GMT -5
A woman complains to another on social media:
"I can't anymore.... I found this recipe. It said right there that I have to boil pasta AL DENTE. I must have been to twenty stores.
There are Dusilli Doppia Rigatura, Penne, Tagliatelle, Orecchiette, Fussilli Napoletani..... lots and lots of different types of pasta, but nowhere could I find the *bleeping* AL DENTE!!!
In one supermarket I even asked the girl at the cash register if I can get pasta AL DENTE. Do you know what she told me? That AL DENTE I have to boil myself.
WTF? Real genius that one!!!
To be able to boil it, I have to buy it first.
What idiot makes recipes with pasta you can't buy anywhere!!!  |
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Post by malclave on Jul 20, 2019 22:13:27 GMT -5
A woman complains to another on social media:
"I can't anymore.... I found this recipe. It said right there that I have to boil pasta AL DENTE. I must have been to twenty stores.
There are Dusilli Doppia Rigatura, Penne, Tagliatelle, Orecchiette, Fussilli Napoletani..... lots and lots of different types of pasta, but nowhere could I find the *bleeping* AL DENTE!!!
In one supermarket I even asked the girl at the cash register if I can get pasta AL DENTE. Do you know what she told me? That AL DENTE I have to boil myself.
WTF? Real genius that one!!!
To be able to boil it, I have to buy it first.
What idiot makes recipes with pasta you can't buy anywhere!!! Sad thing is... I can't tell if this is just a joke or if it actually happened. |
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Post by nemusator on Jul 21, 2019 18:26:18 GMT -5
"Stalking... When two people in love go on a romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it..."
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Post by mandene on Jul 21, 2019 20:09:19 GMT -5
Gnome diviner escapes from GG jail.
The next day the Red Ravens put up fliers outside of the inn:
"Small Medium at Large"
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Post by FORSETIS on Jul 25, 2019 0:12:52 GMT -5
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Post by woogieboogie on Jul 31, 2019 6:30:53 GMT -5
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Post by malclave on Jul 31, 2019 8:36:29 GMT -5
Hmmm. Players will need to be careful when trying to use magic to subdue a Florida Man, as he can literally blow up your spells in your face, or turn players into chickens.
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Post by woogieboogie on Jul 31, 2019 16:20:50 GMT -5
Hmmm. Players will need to be careful when trying to use magic to subdue a Florida Man, as he can literally blow up your spells in your face, or turn players into chickens.
Anyone know where DM Hawk is from? LOL. Never had anything throw gators at me from Hawk. He seems to be more of a rust monster or Tarrasque tosser. |
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crawlingchaos63
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he that dont expect nothin' , aint gonna be deceived. - Jerry Reed
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Post by crawlingchaos63 on Aug 5, 2019 10:08:21 GMT -5
character application....
octo-oink was born on the wrong side of the reef, he grew up tough in teh currents where things got real. : double O" octo - oink was never set back by his upbringing and rose to become the leader of his dock gang. he would often force merchats to bribe him for protection, but was always considered a jewel among swine.
a breif interlude with the law left double O with little choice but to escape his homeland before the thayans put the pinch on him.
So he rambles the streams and rivers of cormyr now look for maybe some work as a mages familar....
(( im sort of serious with this....
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Post by nemusator on Aug 9, 2019 4:49:41 GMT -5
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davenutninja408
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The reason I never give up hope is because everything is so basically hopeless.
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Post by davenutninja408 on Aug 9, 2019 7:12:48 GMT -5
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Post by grivel on Aug 19, 2019 16:07:45 GMT -5
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Post by Animayhem on Aug 24, 2019 14:52:57 GMT -5
D and D Pick up lines both male and female. Some language warning.
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Post by Southpaw on Aug 26, 2019 21:02:48 GMT -5
I can claim credit for this (don't know if I should), it's a Southpaw original:  |
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davenutninja408
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The reason I never give up hope is because everything is so basically hopeless.
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Post by davenutninja408 on Aug 29, 2019 19:00:54 GMT -5
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Post by lucid on Sept 5, 2019 6:54:31 GMT -5
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Post by woogieboogie on Sept 10, 2019 5:45:36 GMT -5
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Post by nemusator on Sept 27, 2019 2:28:20 GMT -5
 Bob, 45, butcher. |
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Post by Southpaw on Nov 14, 2019 19:09:50 GMT -5
Where do the heavy metal bands from space play their Metallica cover tunes? |
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Post by nemusator on Nov 15, 2019 3:31:20 GMT -5
. pinterest . com/pin/534661786983939047/?lp=true Mat, 20 years old.
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