Mysto
Old School
I'm Batmage.
Zombies, Skeletons, and Positive Vibes..
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Post by Mysto on Oct 5, 2017 14:16:25 GMT -5
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Post by smacrasmacrasmacra on Oct 12, 2017 18:31:03 GMT -5
Exotic Cooking Proficiency?
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rotflmao
Oct 16, 2017 20:33:28 GMT -5
via mobile
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Post by adamb on Oct 16, 2017 20:33:28 GMT -5
This cracks me the f@ck up! Hahaha
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Post by smacrasmacrasmacra on Oct 18, 2017 20:14:23 GMT -5
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Post by smacrasmacrasmacra on Oct 22, 2017 21:55:00 GMT -5
New feat suggestion: Three Weapon Fighting.
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Post by grivel on Oct 28, 2017 19:28:02 GMT -5
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Post by malclave on Oct 28, 2017 20:05:45 GMT -5
It was Chainmail, dagnabbit... and you whippersnappers with your feats and prestige classes get off my lawn!
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Post by nemusator on Oct 29, 2017 6:57:15 GMT -5
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Post by malclave on Oct 29, 2017 7:11:49 GMT -5
So that's where drop bears come from...
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Post by grivel on Nov 8, 2017 1:12:15 GMT -5
BARD LOVE
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Fenix
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Sleepless Golem, aka Kenny
If you read this, send me a love note.
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Post by Fenix on Nov 8, 2017 12:24:43 GMT -5
I actually have a flask with that engraved on it
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Post by malclave on Nov 8, 2017 13:04:00 GMT -5
Much more satisfying than drinks that require Reflex saves.
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Post by Animayhem on Nov 8, 2017 15:18:41 GMT -5
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Post by grivel on Nov 17, 2017 15:57:18 GMT -5
Oghrann Virile
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Post by Animayhem on Nov 17, 2017 16:51:24 GMT -5
Oghrann Virile You beat me to it. I saw that on FB and was going to post.
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Post by Razgriz on Nov 17, 2017 18:49:51 GMT -5
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Post by Animayhem on Nov 17, 2017 19:56:47 GMT -5
Heh well I did not make the meme
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Post by grivel on Nov 22, 2017 21:00:02 GMT -5
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Post by smacrasmacrasmacra on Nov 30, 2017 22:33:18 GMT -5
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Post by smacrasmacrasmacra on Dec 2, 2017 13:33:45 GMT -5
I was just using 3 computers and a handheld all at once. I felt like a hacker from a 90's movie. That is all.
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Post by malclave on Dec 2, 2017 16:02:17 GMT -5
I was just using 3 computers and a handheld all at once. I felt like a hacker from a 90's movie. That is all.
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Fenix
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Sleepless Golem, aka Kenny
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Post by Fenix on Dec 2, 2017 16:18:34 GMT -5
I was just using 3 computers and a handheld all at once. I felt like a hacker from a 90's movie. That is all. *Cough*
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Fenix
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Sleepless Golem, aka Kenny
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Post by Fenix on Dec 2, 2017 16:26:12 GMT -5
*Cough* ... Why is there a hammer? Hard Reset Tool. Or Customer Complaint Management. Depends on my morning.
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Abii
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Banned
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Post by Abii on Dec 2, 2017 16:44:45 GMT -5
Single person creating a party!
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Post by smacrasmacrasmacra on Dec 2, 2017 17:50:05 GMT -5
... Why is there a hammer? The pixies in the pipes respond positively to the threat of violence. My IT methodology, anyway.
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Post by malclave on Dec 2, 2017 18:01:52 GMT -5
... Why is there a hammer? The pixies in the pipes respond positively to the threat of violence. My IT methodology, anyway. When I was a lab tech in the Army, one of the instruments liked to act up. I would put a screwdriver on top of it, remind it that I didn't know how to put it back together, and walk away after hitting Start. When I came back, it was calibrated and the QC samples were well within range. Threats work. (I was wondering less about the hammer than there only being one soda can... but maybe it was early)
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Fenix
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Sleepless Golem, aka Kenny
If you read this, send me a love note.
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Post by Fenix on Dec 2, 2017 20:32:54 GMT -5
The pixies in the pipes respond positively to the threat of violence. My IT methodology, anyway. When I was a lab tech in the Army, one of the instruments liked to act up. I would put a screwdriver on top of it, remind it that I didn't know how to put it back together, and walk away after hitting Start. When I came back, it was calibrated and the QC samples were well within range. Threats work. (I was wondering less about the hammer than there only being one soda can... but maybe it was early) My other monster can was in hand during the pic ans the rest of the case was under monitor 6 thats slightly out of frame on the left. Our engineering and dev department is so bad. If you dont have a monster in the am we just assume youre dying
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Fenix
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Sleepless Golem, aka Kenny
If you read this, send me a love note.
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Post by Fenix on Dec 5, 2017 14:14:10 GMT -5
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Post by malclave on Dec 5, 2017 15:35:57 GMT -5
Hmmm, I missed the dice on the previous pic. They would have come in handy when I worked IS.
*pages overhead* "Attention all departments, we are experiencing an unexpected downtime. We are working on getting the system back up, and the estimated downtime is " //roll d% " minutes. Thank you for your patience."
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Post by Fluffy the Mad on Dec 5, 2017 23:00:58 GMT -5
Hmmm, I missed the dice on the previous pic. They would have come in handy when I worked IS. *pages overhead* "Attention all departments, we are experiencing an unexpected downtime. We are working on getting the system back up, and the estimated downtime is " //roll d% " minutes. Thank you for your patience." They're actually an accessory to the hammer, which is dual use in 'percussive maintenance.' You teach the machines who's boss directly, but you have to beat the dice into the skulls of whoever made them that way. The numbers signify how many times it's happened, and if you get to 20 you earn a special prize!
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