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Post by ancientempathy on Oct 17, 2008 6:24:14 GMT -5
"CC, you may fire when ready."
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Post by ancientempathy on Oct 17, 2008 6:25:58 GMT -5
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Post by ancientempathy on Oct 17, 2008 6:26:35 GMT -5
And then more fancy Chaos "Go forth, Hellball, and strike a player now."
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Post by ancientempathy on Nov 19, 2008 1:04:26 GMT -5
So I ended up fallening asleep at the keyboard after a long trip, and DM Aries was on... Ended up waking up to this LOL *Shakes fist at*
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Post by SlothfulCat on Nov 19, 2008 7:19:23 GMT -5
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Post by Charon's Claw on Nov 19, 2008 9:13:50 GMT -5
LMAO!
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Post by The Retired DM ARIES on Nov 19, 2008 9:46:09 GMT -5
*snicker* I got a couple more
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Post by Rook on Nov 19, 2008 10:19:44 GMT -5
ROFLMAO!!!
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Post by ancientempathy on Dec 10, 2008 9:12:46 GMT -5
What the War Wizard's secretly do to mentally prepare RCMH Squires...
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Post by ancientempathy on Dec 10, 2008 9:13:31 GMT -5
Arna loves Zak! Oh my!
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Post by ancientempathy on Dec 10, 2008 9:15:16 GMT -5
Gorstag and a friend do a little catching-up in the oddest of places... ...Continuing the next day, he then wonders if he can light the Squire on fire.
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Post by ancientempathy on Dec 10, 2008 9:16:04 GMT -5
Some of the pains one needs to go through when attempting their trials...
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Post by ancientempathy on Dec 10, 2008 9:16:56 GMT -5
Gorstag meets up with a foe that shuts him up for once...
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Post by ancientempathy on Dec 10, 2008 9:18:51 GMT -5
Ah, this was a grand day...Camping. Where the women and men swam...And then Gorstag going into the tent to sleep while the women prepared the food. And then Rook makes a funny about it ;D
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Post by ancientempathy on Dec 10, 2008 9:20:17 GMT -5
Royal Corps Muster! Can anyone guess who is missing?! AWESOME trip too everyone
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Post by ancientempathy on Dec 10, 2008 9:21:42 GMT -5
Gorstag confronts Darina about his quest for beaver meat.. Later, he encounters Kenji and tells him of the quest, and points out that since two of his swords glow, that makes him better somehow
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Post by ancientempathy on Dec 10, 2008 9:40:46 GMT -5
Gorstag Redsteel: Ever had beaver? Kenji Kikuta: *Looks at him questioningly* Kenji Kikuta: You eat beaver? Gorstag Redsteel: Nah, never had it before Kenji Kikuta: I didn't think people ate beaver. Gorstag Redsteel: Yeah you can Kenji Kikuta: Is it a delicacy? Gorstag Redsteel: Uh supposedly so I suppose but Gorstag Redsteel: Not sure how'd you even prepare one Kenji Kikuta: Some beavers are probably too hairy. Gorstag Redsteel: Beat the meat is tough Kenji Kikuta: You'd have to shave the beaver first. Gorstag Redsteel: Bet* Kenji Kikuta: Now you got me hungry. Gorstag Redsteel: Hungry for beaver? Kenji Kikuta: Maybe. Kenji Kikuta: Can you jerk beaver? Gorstag Redsteel: Nah Gorstag Redsteel: It probably dry's out though quickly, but it might not taste good
Later on, Zoriya finds Kenji and Gorstag on their quest for beaver meat..
Zoriya Afsanah: Its a good thing I wasn't searching for food or I would have strarved... Gorstag Redsteel: Beaver? Kenji Kikuta: What's that Zoriya? Zoriya Afsanah: *smiles* Hello sirs. Gorstag Redsteel: How's it going? Gorstag Redsteel: Kenji and I were wondering what beaver meat tasted like Kenji Kikuta: I didn't know one could dine on beaver. Gorstag Redsteel: I aint ever seen a beaver in Cormyr Zoriya Afsanah: I'm fine.... Kenji Kikuta: Maybe they all got eaten! Gorstag Redsteel: Youve had beaver Zoriya? Zoriya Afsanah: and... I wouldnt know. Gorstag Redsteel: Oh Zoriya Afsanah: *shakes her head* Gorstag Redsteel: Wonder if they sell it here somewhere, imported Gorstag Redsteel: Imported stuff tastes good usually Kenji Kikuta: You could try the Prancing Bull? Zoriya Afsanah: Is that what derner is looking for? Zoriya Afsanah: *eyes Kenji* Kenji Kikuta: What, beaver? Zoriya Afsanah: Yes. Gorstag Redsteel: Derner's going to have to try a little harder if he's searchin for beaver in the kitchen Gorstag Redsteel: *Gives kenji a dubious look as well* Kenji Kikuta: I heard they have imported food there. Gorstag Redsteel: If the Bull has it then maybe somewhere at the docks might have it Gorstag Redsteel: Lets go check, I aint done that in a while anyway Zoriya Afsanah: Sirs... how long ahve you been looking for beaver? Gorstag Redsteel: We just started searching for beaver Gorstag Redsteel: Like, right now Zoriya Afsanah: *laughs sofltY8 Gorstag Redsteel: I'll probably want a bit of pink in the center...I wager its tough meat Gorstag Redsteel: Wonder if you can eat a beavers tailend Gorstag Redsteel: The flappy thingie Zoriya Afsanah: The tail? Kenji Kikuta: You want to eat a beavers flappy? Gorstag Redsteel: Yeah that's the name Gorstag Redsteel: Its in the shape of a flapjack, sort of Zoriya Afsanah: Have you tried the laughing lass? Gorstag Redsteel: Ummmmm... Gorstag Redsteel: The ale? Zoriya Afsanah: No, for the meat you're after. Gorstag Redsteel: I dont think the Lass sells beaver Quin (Suzail Butcher): We have the freshest meats and the best variety in all of Cormyr, you need some meat? Gorstag Redsteel: Sure. Kenji Kikuta: Why would you want to eat a beaver Gorstag Redsteel: No beaver.. Kenji Kikuta: They're hairy Gorstag Redsteel: Well I'm sure its shaved, Kenji Zoriya Afsanah: ... Gorstag Redsteel: Beaver can't taste good hairy Zoriya Afsanah: Aren't beavers rodents like mice? Kenji Kikuta: Hmmm... Kenji Kikuta: Maybe they are fuzzy and not hairy then? Gorstag Redsteel: I aint got a single clue Gorstag Redsteel: Fuzz is hair though Gorstag Redsteel: Let me think here.. Gorstag Redsteel: Need to come up with a place that has a large assortments of foods Kenji Kikuta: *Looks around* Zoriya Afsanah: Probably jus tneed an inn near a forest where they could find the creatures. Kenji Kikuta: This would be the place. Kenji Kikuta: If any. Gorstag Redsteel: Like I said I've never seen a beaver in Cormyr but I aint nessecarly looked for one either Gorstag Redsteel: We can check Waymoot Kenji Kikuta: And now you've got beaver on the mind.. Gorstag Redsteel: Yeah I got to eat me some beaver now. Gorstag Redsteel: I bet Darina could conjure up some beaver meat Kenji Kikuta: Uhh Zoriya Afsanah: Perhaps if yo uask her nicely... Gorstag Redsteel: It'd all depend on if she'd ever seen a beaver too though, I think Kenji Kikuta: Do they have beaver in (bleep)? Gorstag Redsteel: No idea Gorstag Redsteel: I bet you'll find them more towards the western parts of the heartlands Kenji Kikuta: No, Southern! Gorstag Redsteel: If they're hairy and all then colder climates might suit Zoriya Afsanah: *shakes her head a bit* Zoriya Afsanah: What got you started on this as it is? Kenji Kikuta: Gorstag started it Gorstag Redsteel: Uh Gorstag Redsteel: Well we walked out of Cornigan's Kenji Kikuta: He asked me if I'd ever ate it.. Gorstag Redsteel: And then it just came to mind *Shrugs* Gorstag Redsteel: Well lets try Waymoot, com eon Kenji Kikuta: Hmmm.. Kenji Kikuta: I think I'll pass. Gorstag Redsteel: I'll buy you some if it's discovered Kenji Kikuta: It's a deal. Gorstag Redsteel: You want a small amount I take it? Zoriya Afsanah: Since we're here... we may as well check at the bull... Gorstag Redsteel: You can look for beaver at the bull....I aint going in. Gorstag Redsteel: And end up gettinginto trouble? Pft Zoriya Afsanah: *laughs soflty* Kenji Kikuta: Hmm... Zoriya Afsanah: I'll return momentarily. Kenji Kikuta: I think I'll get some rest. Gorstag Redsteel: Okay. Zoriya Afsanah: alright, sir. Kenji Kikuta: All this talk of beaver meat has worn me out. Zoriya Afsanah: *smiles to Kenji* Sune's smile. Kenji Kikuta: Farewell.
And so a hero bows-out of the epic quest for Beaver, while the other hero is saved by the paladin..
Gorstag Redsteel: Uh, I guess beaver's can be tiresome Gorstag Redsteel: Any beaver meat in there? Zoriya Afsanah: *returns with a triumphant smirk and a wraped package* Zoriya Afsanah: Wouldnt you know it.... but yes. Gorstag Redsteel: No way! Zoriya Afsanah: The Bull sells beaver. Gorstag Redsteel: Let me try some of that beaver Gorstag Redsteel: That's the way! Gorstag Redsteel: That's just strange...*Looking it over* Zoriya Afsanah: and some for kenji too. Gorstag Redsteel: You keep that Zoriya Afsanah: Alright... Gorstag Redsteel: I'll give him the other Gorstag Redsteel: You deserve beaver meat too Gorstag Redsteel: *Sniffs at the beaver meat for a moment before eating it, looking to Zoriya as he does* Gorstag Redsteel: *Shrugs* Tastes like chicken, hey
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Post by Helgrin Granitesoul on Dec 10, 2008 9:50:54 GMT -5
Royal Corps Muster! AWESOME trip too everyone *nudges Sharita* Lookie der lass.. all does folks ta go play wit da fire giants... I guess ya an me are an army iffn dey need all dem ta do the same thing ya and me did. *shakes his head and chuckles* tenderfoots
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Post by ancientempathy on Dec 10, 2008 9:55:46 GMT -5
TWO PEOPLE for Fires? Well Lomeluril and I will just have to try it now, yar!!! ;D And, the Beaver quest continues! Later on, Gorstag and his hero are seen within Espar near a tree, enjoying a rainy evening and catching up. The gods learned of Gorstag's epic quest though... Zoriya Afsanah: Glad the rain stopped. DM UrghArgh: *the wind begins to get up a bit and above you a branch moves gently, rustling* Gorstag Redsteel: It can often be the calm before the storm though.. Gorstag Redsteel: And in Cormyr, rain can happen at any time DM UrghArgh: *something falls from the tree* Gorstag Redsteel: Luckily we know how to do the cormyrean rain dance, when we ask for rain to go away ... instead of come. Gorstag Redsteel: holy *chicken-wings*! Gorstag Redsteel: *Sprints up* Gorstag Redsteel: The tree just dropped beaver! DM UrghArgh: *a lump of what loks like some slightly nibbled beaver meat* Gorstag Redsteel: *Sets his down next to it* DM UrghArgh: *it has marks on it looking as if a bird of prey has pecked it* Gorstag Redsteel: Something was pecking at the beaver, Zoriya. [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue Dec 09 09:14:57] DM UrghArgh: [Tell] LMAO Gorstag Redsteel: *Eyeing the marks* Gorstag Redsteel: Well a dryad might not live in that tree but a bird of prey does Eagle: *circles* Gorstag Redsteel: *Looks up to inspects the skies, then notes the circling bird* Eagle: *flies in lower circles* Eagle: *swoop* Gorstag Redsteel: Here it comes to claim its beaver *Squinting* Gorstag Redsteel: Hard to tell what it was but it was big Eagle: *gives Gorstag a disdainful look* Eagle: *sits on his perch ripping into the beaver* Gorstag Redsteel: *Puts his hood back on so he isnt shat upon* Eagle: *drops bits down below* Gorstag Redsteel: You got something on your hair zoriya Eagle: Pftuiii *spit* Zoriya Afsanah: ... get it off please? Gorstag Redsteel: *Glances up a moment* Gorstag Redsteel: That's gross, I aint touching it *Grins some* Gorstag Redsteel: *Reaches up to brush it out* Gorstag Redsteel: *Runs a hand over the wet grass* Zoriya Afsanah: Thank you.... Zoriya Afsanah: Lets go..... Zoriya Afsanah: Rain and wildlife. Gorstag Redsteel: Why couldn't a dryad pop out? Eagle: *finishes his beaver and flies off* [CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue Dec 09 09:19:06] Experience Points Gained: 50
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Post by ancientempathy on Jan 7, 2009 17:31:44 GMT -5
Darina busts out her best dancing moves for Gorstag.. Darina Kross: *soft smile, still dancing gravefully in his arms* Gorstag Redsteel: //*dances with the corpse then* Darina Kross: *gracefully Gorstag Redsteel: [Tell] ROFL.
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Post by ancientempathy on Jan 13, 2009 1:32:59 GMT -5
Sneak peak at how stiff the Squire training can be...
Shi Tso Chan: *polishes Gorstag's big mighty shaft eagerly* Gorstag Redsteel: *Looks on in pleasure* Shi Tso Chan: *buff buff buff* Gorstag Redsteel: Squire, you are doing an amazing job. Please do not wear down my oak, though. Gorstag Redsteel: I prefer it stiff. Shi Tso Chan: Oh forgive me Shi Tso Chan: Then I would say it is done then. Gorstag Redsteel: *nods* Thank you. It looks ready. Acquired Item: Cormyrian Greatbow +3
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Post by ancientempathy on Jan 13, 2009 2:01:44 GMT -5
Gorstag spending some quiet time with his better half.. Not on the same day, but another moment with her, this time treating her to one of her favorite things
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Post by ancientempathy on Jan 13, 2009 2:03:02 GMT -5
Gorstag pointing the Swordcaptain in the right direction for beaver... Then Gorstag eyeing Shi, wondering if he too should know the secret to beaver...
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Post by ancientempathy on Jan 13, 2009 2:04:18 GMT -5
Gorstag comes across one of the new Knights in the realms, and she aims to challenge him to a lance dual... But like a loyal, overly defensive, paranoid, and protective friend Dusk steps in on Gorstag's behalf
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Post by ancientempathy on Jan 13, 2009 2:06:23 GMT -5
Quiet contemplations before the True's statue
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Post by ancientempathy on Jan 13, 2009 2:10:38 GMT -5
"Lets all hide behind the Champion to the Red Knight, for he has the supplies to endure all this BS!" The patrol continues... And still fighting the freak.. And still going on it with an annoying ogre shaman spellcasting on you..
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Post by ancientempathy on Feb 12, 2009 3:03:14 GMT -5
"No Trenia, you cannot kill the ex girlfriend, or the new one I'm developing feelings for. No, wait - BAD Trenia!"
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Post by ancientempathy on Feb 12, 2009 3:04:35 GMT -5
"I have something important to tell you, Tiger.." "I am paying full attention. I swear."
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Post by ancientempathy on Feb 12, 2009 3:05:29 GMT -5
Gorstag teaches Dusk why it's important to not steal from banks anymore, while a dirty-old pervert watches her ass
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Post by Micteu on Feb 12, 2009 7:57:47 GMT -5
Gorstag teaches Dusk why it's important to not steal from banks anymore, while a dirty-old pervert watches her ass That "pervert" is a great man, and you should be ashamed of insulting him after all his years serving Cormyr!
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