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Post by Abii on Jun 8, 2018 1:54:52 GMT -5
Young child without arms had a birthday, mom bought him jump rope...
Two penis talks on beach, one is a big pretty ony while the second looks very old and tired. You looks very good- the prety one said I know- The pretty one proudly answers- You know, Im having sex one time per week, then i rest. The tired one sighs- Ahh... Im banging five to six times per week... Don't have time for rest...
Try to not rise up! I heard that this helps! Thats bulshit!!! I once didn't rise up, and what ?! One lady almost ate me!
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Post by lucid on Jun 10, 2018 9:08:33 GMT -5
Henceforth I will know you as Elusive Sergei.
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Post by Abii on Jun 10, 2018 9:21:46 GMT -5
Why womans have one more gyrus than a horse ? To not drink water from bucket while she is cleaning floor.
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Post by PhatDorf on Jun 10, 2018 9:35:30 GMT -5
Yknow, I think alpaca my bags with this thread.
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Post by lucid on Jun 10, 2018 10:27:10 GMT -5
Funniest thing in world is scrawny, useless men with tiny penis who think they are Hercules because other scrawny useless men with tiny penis tell them so.
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Post by malclave on Jun 10, 2018 11:51:11 GMT -5
useless men with tiny penis who think they are Hercules everything in this world is relatively.
:-)
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2018 12:00:30 GMT -5
Funniest thing in world is scrawny, useless men with tiny penis who think they are Hercules because other scrawny useless men with tiny penis tell them so. It’s the soy. Too much soy.
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Post by Abii on Jun 10, 2018 12:25:16 GMT -5
More and more and more!
Four chinese, Chu, Bu, Fu and Su, decided to emigrate to the USA.
In order to get a visa, they had to adapt their names to American standards. Chu became Chuck, Bu became Buck. Fu and his sister Su decided to stay in China.
An arab at the airport:
- Name? - Abdul al-Rhazib. - Sex? - Three to five times a week. - No, no… I mean male or female? - Male, female, sometimes camel. - Holy cow! - Cow, sheep, animals in general. - But isn’t that hostile? - Horse style, doggy style, any style! - Oh dear! - No, no! Deer runs too fast.
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Post by lucid on Jun 10, 2018 12:29:58 GMT -5
this is not people taking you seriously, it is you being offensive. You probably don’t understand that it is possible to be funny without making someone else feel like crap, because most of the time those who are offended are too afraid to say so. When they do speak up you blow them off or blame them for ruining your fun. You don’t have to do that either. But you do. Easier than owning the direct result of your own actions I guess. Which I note is a Manly trait, isn’t it? Facing truths head on? Maybe you should aspire to achieve actual Manly traits before you start telling me I am only fit to clean the floor, despite the fact that in any contest of wits I would smoke you like a salmon.
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Post by lucid on Jun 10, 2018 13:45:29 GMT -5
Thank you. There are plenty of jokes that do not make someone feel like crap or even afraid for their life. I encourage you to tell those.
And just saying, it would seem you may have gained some wisdom after all.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2018 15:02:42 GMT -5
This board isn't 4Chan (even though I think 4Chan is life), and crappy jokes that just serve to piss people off really don't serve a purpose on here.
I mean, consider your audience man. I think the greatest joke I could tell on here is that Ukraine has a legitimate claim to the Crimean Peninsula
But I'm not gonna say that because I don't wanna offend you, Sergei.
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Post by malclave on Jun 10, 2018 15:52:16 GMT -5
back to bad jokes... I suspect some people here have heard these before, though. ---------- Albert Einstein, Blaise Pascal, and Sir Isaac Newton were playing hide and seek. While Einstein counted, Pascal ran off to hide. Newton, on the other hand, took out a piece of chalk and drew a square around where he was standing, 1 meter to a side.
Einstein easily spotted Newton and said "Isaac, my friend, I have found you." To which Newton replied "no, you have found one Newton per square meter... you have found Pascal!" ---------- A woman sent her husband to the market. "Get a carton of milk. If they have eggs, get a dozen."
Her husband came back with 12 cartons of milk. When asked why, he replied "they had eggs."
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Post by Fluffy the Mad on Jun 10, 2018 17:44:23 GMT -5
A woman sent her husband to the market. "Get a carton of milk. If they have eggs, get a dozen." Her husband came back with 12 cartons of milk. When asked why, he replied "they had eggs." This one is a staple in computer science/logician joke sets. Another: Why don't number jokes work in octal? Because 7 10 11.
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Post by lucid on Jun 10, 2018 17:51:40 GMT -5
Oh good, math nerds to joke with? There are 10 kinds of people in this world...those who understand binary, and those who don’t. What does the “B.” stand for in “Benoit B. Mandelbrot”? Benoit B. Mandelbrot
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2018 22:40:15 GMT -5
Oh good, math nerds to joke with? There are 10 kinds of people in this world...those who understand binary, and those who don’t. What does the “B.” stand for in “Benoit B. Mandelbrot”? Benoit B. Mandelbrot That sentence had too many syllables; apologize! IRL about to blitz my neighbors for the second time tonite
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2018 22:47:11 GMT -5
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Post by nemusator on Jun 12, 2018 1:42:10 GMT -5
My first wife also was sure that just her opinion is valuable and everybody must be follow. Fortunately, I already 30 years happy with different wife.
I'm so glad you found a soulmate and that you are living a happy life friend.
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Post by Abii on Jun 12, 2018 8:08:52 GMT -5
Two blondes were driving down the road.
The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says: "Yes, no, yes, no"
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Post by lucid on Jun 12, 2018 10:29:33 GMT -5
And just saying, it would seem you may have gained some wisdom after all. My first wife also was sure that just her opinion is valuable and everybody must be follow. Fortunately, I already 30 years happy with different wife. PS: do not keep so many triggers inside. You know it's not exactly speaking well of you that when your woman disagreed with you, you got rid of her and found a meek one who wouldn't challenge you? That is intellectual dishonesty at its fiercest. With such excellent men threatening to not have sex with me, it's very curious that I don't STFU like you'd want and tolerate being treated so. I'm probably just crazy. Please stop responding to me in this thread, particularly when me "Talking Back" will trigger YOU to say I should STFU in the joke thread. I asked you to stop making jokes about marginalized groups, nothing more. Do so, or don't...it does not require further discussion.
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Post by erratic1 on Jun 12, 2018 11:23:11 GMT -5
?? Some posts must have been removed, as I cannot see the source for this argument.
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Post by lucid on Jun 12, 2018 11:40:45 GMT -5
Many, yes.
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Post by nemusator on Jun 12, 2018 13:38:16 GMT -5
All threads where players argue consistently get locked eventually. Joke thread locked due constant arguing... Thread looks as it looks due community making it like that and everybody who post contribute... We will inevitably see what will happen to this one...
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Post by malclave on Jun 12, 2018 14:29:00 GMT -5
The difference between physicists and mathematicians: How to Boil Water
1. Given: an empty pot, a source of water, an unlit gas stove, a source of gas, and a box of matches, both will a) turn on the gas b) light a match c) light the stove d) fill the pot with water e) put the pot of water on the stove
2. Given: a pot of water, a source of water, a lit gas stove, a source of gas, and a box of matches, the physicist will a) put the pot of water on the stove
The mathematician will a) turn off the stove b) empty the pot of water c) at this point, the problem is identical to the previous one which has already been solved
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Post by spyd3r97344 on Jun 12, 2018 19:28:59 GMT -5
I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.
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Post by spyd3r97344 on Jun 12, 2018 19:39:44 GMT -5
Son, I don’t think you’re cut out to be a mime.’ ‘Was it something I said?’ asks the son. ‘Yes.
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Post by nemusator on Jun 13, 2018 11:03:02 GMT -5
Husband brings the child home from kindergarten and asks his wife, "He’s been crying the whole way home. Isn’t he sick or something?" "No," replies the wife, "he was just trying to tell you he isn’t our Frankie."
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Post by Abii on Jun 13, 2018 12:40:23 GMT -5
There is only one man on whole world which may understand woman and accept all her weakness. Low-keyed man called Jack Daniel's.
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Post by lucid on Jun 13, 2018 13:23:46 GMT -5
What do you call a hundred sexist jerks at the bottom of the ocean? An excellent start
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Post by mandene on Jun 13, 2018 14:39:32 GMT -5
Honestly, a lot of "jokes" here are only funny to those with the right cultural bias.
Because I understand that where I come from things are a lot different, my attitude allows me to understand your bias and why things are funny to you.
I don't want to force you to be PC, because I honestly don't like it myself. But I implore you to take an honest review of your own thought-processes, and consider why certain things are funny to you.
I personally use roleplay as a way of facing my own biases. Playing someone with the opposite views of your own, and making justification and reason for having them, might open up your eyes.
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Post by malclave on Jun 13, 2018 15:18:49 GMT -5
There is only one man on whole world which may understand woman and accept all her weakness. Low-keyed man called Jack Daniel's. Don't be ridiculous... there's also Jim Beam, Sam Adams...
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