The Slap heard, in the Northwest Market
Aug 5, 2017 19:41:29 GMT -5
quelunia, grivel, and 6 more like this
Post by teddybear on Aug 5, 2017 19:41:29 GMT -5
Here you go Quelunia.............................
Aron: *nods*
Aron: Where do your skills lie?
Joseph Dugan: I fight w' kukris, an' sometimes a mace, er a shield er a swort. I got a bow too, ain' use it much.
Taley - (Suzail Guard): *moves weapon to other hand*
Aron: *nods slightly*
Aron: I do not carry a bow.
Aron: It is useless to me.
Joseph Dugan: I w's thinkin' 'bout buyin' a staff too, an' maybe a halbert.
Aron: *chuckles*
Joseph Dugan: Prob'ly not a scythe. I figure 'at might alarm folks.
Aron: Far to many weapons.
Aron: *Aron looks to the scabbared on his hip* I carry one blade.
Kanti Davis: *nods* how do you learn to specialize in one, with using so many?
Aron: *nods*
Joseph Dugan: Practice makes perfec'.
Lucien Rein: I only carry one blade, but I have my eyes on a warhammer that is devastating to undeath.
Aron: I will remain loyal to my one blade.
Joseph Dugan: *has three kukris in sheaths on his thighs, a mace in a loop at his belt, and the outline of a round shield and shortbow beneath his cloak, along with the hilt of something else*
Joseph Dugan: I like throwin' stars too.
Aron: Indeed.
Joseph Dugan: Unless yer one blade is a greatswort, I'd think ya'd wan' at leas' two. 'at way ya got a back-up if ya git disarmed.
Kanti Davis: I am training in two.
Aron: While I agree in that instance. I keep a knife in my boot.
Joseph Dugan: Yeah. I got me a dagger too.
Aron: *dips his head*
Aron: I will not disparage your arsenal as I have yet to see you in battle.
Taley - (Suzail Guard): *studies the passersby*
Joseph Dugan: Mos'ly I jus' use th' kukris. Carryin' an assortmen' an' usin' an assortmen' is two diff'ren' thin's.
Aron: *nods* Point well made.
Joseph Dugan: Hell, I fergot I also got a whip.
Aron: *chuckles*
Kell (Suzail General Supplies): Whip it good
Aron: It or is?
Kanti Davis: *chuckles as Kell says that*
Aron: *looks to Kell?*
Joseph Dugan: "It." Whip bein' th' verb.
Aron: I see.
Aron: Whip ... it... good...
Aron: Whip .... is ... good...
Aron: It has to be the language difference I suppose.
Kell (Suzail General Supplies): *nods to Aron* Just whip it.
Aron: *spanks him*
Aron: Good?
Kell (Suzail General Supplies): Not good
Aron: *tries it again harder*
Kell (Suzail General Supplies): Do it again and...
Aron: Good now?
Kanti Davis: *snickers*
Kanti Davis: Alright ....I take it back, I suppose Lars had reason to laugh.
Joseph Dugan: Did ya jus' spank.... nevermine.
Aron: That is the difference between .. "it" and "is"
Kell (Suzail General Supplies): Guardsman?
Aron: He said whip it good... and just whip it... yes I spanked him.
Aron: What?
Aron: You said whip it good.
Terney - (Suzail Guard): Yes?
Aron: So I tried.
Kell (Suzail General Supplies): This man just slapped me with his hand.
Terney - (Suzail Guard): Did he? Which one?
Aron: No I spanked...
Kell (Suzail General Supplies): The bald one
Aron: You asked for it.
Terney - (Suzail Guard): *looks at Aron* Did you slap this man?
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Aron: No.
Kell (Suzail General Supplies): Twice
Aron: I spanked him.
Terney - (Suzail Guard): You spanked him?
Lucien Rein: *looks up from his journal with a sigh*
Aron: Twice becasue he said I did not whip it good the first time.
Aron: /// I am sorry I am dying laughing
Terney - (Suzail Guard): Did you whip thi sman?
Aron: Yes. After he asked ...
Taley - (Suzail Guard): *nods*
Aron: Then he said it wasnt good the first time so I did it again.
Kell (Suzail General Supplies): I did not ask you to slap me
Aron: He asked for it.
Aron : [Tell] haha ya
Terney - (Suzail Guard): Were you slapped or spanked or whatever or not?
Kell (Suzail General Supplies): I was
Kell (Suzail General Supplies): Twice
Terney - (Suzail Guard): Did you give this man permission to strike you?
Kell (Suzail General Supplies): No
Aron: *looks ot Kanti*
Kanti Davis: He said ...Whip it good!
Kanti Davis: Aron did so
Aron: Yes. see.
Aron: and I asked if it was good he said no..
Terney - (Suzail Guard): He said whip it good?
Aron: So i spanked him again.
Aron: *nods*
Kanti Davis: Aye
Kanti Davis: *looks to Joseph*
Aron: Brandishing weapons in town is not allowed... so I spanked him.
Joseph Dugan: *has a black veil in his hood that covers his face*
Kell (Suzail General Supplies): They were talking about whips. I said whip it good. I didn't say whip me good.
Lucien Rein: You should wash your hands then.
Kanti Davis: *snickers at what lucien said*
Joseph Dugan: I thin' it w's mos'ly a misunderstandin'.
Aron: *leans over and washes his hands*
Lucien Rein: Not in... there
Aron: Good point.
Terney - (Suzail Guard): *looks at those gathered, then to Jospeh, then to Kanti and Lucien* Do the two of you agree?
Lucien Rein: Sir. *to the guard* If you do hang my friend, make sure he doesn't flail like a fish for five minutes.
Lucien Rein: The shiv spectacle was embarassing.
Kanti Davis: *blinks*
Aron: Hmm...
Aron: Am I to be jailed because he asked for it?
Terney - (Suzail Guard): I don't recall asking you about a hanging. Did the merchant give permission to this man to strike him?
Lucien Rein: I heard the Merchant say whip it good. He did not elude otherwise.
Aron: *nods* See.
Terney - (Suzail Guard): And you miss?
Kanti Davis: I heard the same words
Kanti Davis: He also admitted to saying those words.
Joseph Dugan: Kell, 'ow much compensashin t' ease yer troubled backside?
Kanti Davis: *glances to Joseph*
Terney - (Suzail Guard): Did you indicate your backside when you said 'whip it good?'
Kell (Suzail General Supplies): No
Terney - (Suzail Guard): Did he? *looks to Aron, Joseph, Kanti, and Lucien*
Aron: What else would I whip good?
Lucien Rein: In my experience whe she says whip it...... I mean... No he didn't
Kanti Davis: *shrugs* I can't say he did
Lucien Rein: My mind is in the gutter it seems. Forgive me *smirked*
Joseph Dugan: No. As I said, a misunderstandin'. They w's a lot interpreted from th' statemen'.
Aron: I am lost.
Aron: What did I do wrong?
Terney - (Suzail Guard): *nods* Do you wish to press charges, merchant?
Aron: He said whip it good ... when I did the first time he said it was not good so I did it again.
Kanti Davis: He called you over, didn't he?
Kell (Suzail General Supplies): I think I can settle my complaint for a hundred gold
Aron: I am confused what I did wrong.
Aron: To whip you?
Aron: You want me to pay you to get whipped?
Joseph Dugan: I c'n cover 'at.
Kanti Davis: He is now charging you lions, for touching his rear.
Kell (Suzail General Supplies): No, thank you
Kell (Suzail General Supplies): It needs to come from him
Aron: This country is strange.
Kanti Davis: *snickers*
Kanti Davis: Aron, I will come visit you *chuckles*
Aron: And to use the Law to solicit coin for such things.
Joseph Dugan: He ain' wan' whipped, they w's a communicashins breakdown an' ya spanked 'im based on misunderstandin'. 'e wan's compensated fer bein' struck.
Lucien Rein: Just pay the man goat. It's all a misunderstanding. I just talked him out of twenty four thousand coin remember?
Aron: *grumbles*
Kanti Davis: *laughs harder now*
Lucien Rein: *goes back to writing*
Aron: *takes out the 100 lions and hands it over*
Kell (Suzail General Supplies): *collects the money*
Aron: Your just upset Wolf got the better of you earlier.
Kanti Davis: *laughs*
Kanti Davis: *covers her mouth*
Terney - (Suzail Guard): Satisfied now?
Kell (Suzail General Supplies): Yeah
Kanti Davis: Probably a good idea, not to tell someone to whip it good.
Aron: Yes.
Lucien Rein: It's probably a good idea we keep goat busy and away from people.
Aron: In Thay .. it has a whole other meaning.
Kanti Davis: *snickers*
Terney - (Suzail Guard): *looks to Aron* We generally don't strike each other in Suzail. If you have a dispute you can take it outside of town.
Aron: Which is why I tried to clarrify your meaning
Aron: Really?
Aron: *looks to Kell*
Terney - (Suzail Guard): Truly
Aron: *nods*
Aron: *grins to Kell*
Joseph Dugan: Bu' tha' ain' mean ya c'n do crimes ou'side town either, don' let 'im confuse ya. 'e's jus' meanin' fisticuffs.
Aron: That would be fine also.... How much does that cost?
Aron: *grumbles*
Kanti Davis: Goat
Terney - (Suzail Guard): Assault? You can look it up.
Terney - (Suzail Guard): And the jail time.
Aron: Wait...
Aron: Didnt you jsut say I could handle disputes out side of town?
Aron: You are confusing me.
Aron: Truely.
Terney - (Suzail Guard): People can settle a dispute with a duel, yes. That means agreeing to the terms of the duel...and taking it outside of town.
Aron: I see.
Aron: I will not harm a hair on his head.
Terney - (Suzail Guard): Good to know.
Aron: Or rear.
Terney - (Suzail Guard): We done here?
Kanti Davis: *snickers*
Kell (Suzail General Supplies): Yes, thank you
Taley - (Suzail Guard): *nods*
Aron: *looks around*
Kanti Davis: Now, I understand Lars. Laughing at me the way he did. *grins*
Aron: Yes.
Joseph Dugan: If ya wan' punch someb'y, I cou' tussle w' ya a lil bit. Ya look pre'y though 'ough, I might not wan' go more'n a roun' 'er two.
Terney - (Suzail Guard): *nods*
