Post by Animayhem on Jul 10, 2017 0:41:14 GMT -5
* The public trial was over. Those who had not attended had asked Marister for details which he gave. Many seemed interested in Cassius's long winded testimony. Marister not exactly amused gave those who asked a condensed version of it and other events*
***DISCLAIMER******
((OOC I am posting this as a spoiler. If you do not wish to know, do not read, Marister has discussed in character with various people to various degrees at various times. It has been edited to include actual comments in relation to the speech by those there, meaning tells or other conversations not pertaining to it were removed. The speech and reactions have not been))
Cassius Quintellus: I have a secret ingredient that I might be willing to share... *nods*
Cassius Quintellus: Now then Marister and Raven said, "Nooooooo! The dead don't deserver milk! Noooooooooo!"
Taenya Sul'salka: *Peeks out from the cloak*
Marister: ...
Cassius Quintellus: But as luck would have it all this time her name was written on a stone by the grave. Who would've guessed it?
Pett Leonall: Who indeed? Please continue.
Cassius Quintellus: Slowly I began to set up the milk delivery service into the afterlife. Such things are tricky. Don't want those pesky otherworldly types hijacking the delivery oh no!
Cassius Quintellus: It was then I was attacked by Marister and Raven!
Cassius Quintellus: They were in cahoots!
Marister: ....
Lucien Rein: [Whisper] Cheer up big guy.
Cassius Quintellus: Marister... cahoots means you were both together
Marister: *looks to Lucien*
Cassius Quintellus: I'm explaining it to you because you're stupid
Malzaron: *chuckles*
Abii: *chuckles*
Lyssa Vitalis: [Whisper] Annoying fool.
Horatio 'Kian' Kilgaroth: *arches a brow at the comments but keeps a neutral expression*
Lucien Rein: [Whisper] That burn... it had some crisp to it. You better get him back Marister.
Sir Callen (Greatgaunt Militia): Go on, Mister Cassius.
Cassius Quintellus: They showed up and said, "Cassius you are a bad bad man!" Marister waved his finger about
Cassius Quintellus: Oh he did scold
Cassius Quintellus: Raven shot arrows all over without hitting anything because as I hear it Marister was her teacher
Cassius Quintellus: Sooooo thank you Marister. You taught her well
Malzaron: *holds back the laughter*
Lucien Rein: *laughs, gives Marister a sorry look while awkwardly continuing to laugh*
Abii: *laughs*
Marister: *stoic look*
Sir Callen (Greatgaunt Militia): Please continue Mister Cassius.
Cassius Quintellus: I set up the chalice of milk delivery! It's silver because I find it helps keep the milk fresh and tasty
Aubric Devane: real popular with the psycopath crowd eh Marister?
Malzaron: *shushes aubric*
Horatio 'Kian' Kilgaroth: *clears his throat briefly*
Marister: So it seems
Cassius Quintellus: Slowly I poured the milk into it....
Aubric Devane: *ignores Malzaron cause well, he's Malzaron*
Holance Tanars: Well, he clearly has a fixation with milk.
Marister: [Whisper] and me
Cassius Quintellus: All the while Marister is waving his finger about. "Noooooo! You bad! You vewy vewy bad man! You give poison milk!" Raven is dancing about picking up arrows and shooting each one into the sky because that's all she can hit I suspect
Cassius Quintellus: Suddenly.... *waves his hands up with flair*
Cassius Quintellus: Critters appeared!
Malzaron: *listens intently*
Cassius Quintellus: They were going to hijack the delivery!
Marister: ,,,
Cassius Quintellus: Marister and Raven's ineptitude had drawn notice to the delivery it would appear
Sir Callen (Greatgaunt Militia): Describe these critters, Mister Cassius.
Cassius Quintellus: Marister that means your stupid movements about drew attention to us
Cassius Quintellus: Deadish looking they were and they moved with intent!
Cassius Quintellus: I said, "NOooooooo this milk isn't for you! The delivery must go on!"
Pett Leonall: *scratches his ass*Mystogan Cromwell: [Whisper] *eyes pett* how classy..
Pett Leonall: *snorts*
Mystogan Cromwell: [Whisper] your the one scratching your ass.. *blinks * tch
Cassius Quintellus: Then Marister goes, "What's he saying? I don't understand common! Arrrrrrrgggghhhhh!' he then held his head to keep the knowledge he has locked up tight inside his poor little noggin. Marister... noggin means head
Marister: ....
Cassius Quintellus: Raven suddenly with great surprise managed to shoot one of the critters
Cassius Quintellus: I suspect she wasn't aiming for it though
Cassius Quintellus: It exploded into bones
Marister: [Whisper] he is talking when he summoned that ghoull
Cassius Quintellus: Well bony bits
Marister: [Whisper] you were there
Lucien Rein: [Whisper] Mystogan summoned a ghoul?
Marister: [Whisper] cassius
Mystogan Cromwell: ....*eyes lucien quickly*
Lucien Rein: [Whisper] Ah
Horatio 'Kian' Kilgaroth: *leans foward in the chair, resting one elbow on the armrest and his chin in his hand as he listens with a thoughtful expression*
Cassius Quintellus: Suddenly Marister drew his two blades! "Stop Raven! I must teach you how to be a hero!" he shouted
Marister: [Whisper] jiegippi rhamb je tabiems *murmer in Sylvan*
Cassius Quintellus: "You're not ready yet!" He exclaimed
Cassius Quintellus: Raven said, "But I studied really hard master!"
Cassius Quintellus: Then an even bigger milk thief jumped out of the silver milk delivery chalice
Cassius Quintellus: Fleshier this one was but still stinky like Marister after a hard day of "teaching" Raven I wager
Cassius Quintellus: "Stop! This milks not for you!" I tried to say with all the authority of the milk delivery service!
Sir Callen (Greatgaunt Militia): *eyes on Cassius*
Lucien Rein: [Whisper] You know Marister?
Lucien Rein: [Whisper] I don't think this guy likes
Marister: [Whisper] You think?
Cassius Quintellus: But it was too late *shakes his head* Marister shouted, "Watch Raven! I shall strike a mighty blow!" His blades flashed... but the stinky cheese man dodged and laughed
Cassius Quintellus: The stinky cheese man was obviously intent on the milk and not paying attention to Raven who let fly her arrows at it!
Cassius Quintellus: But one struck me because Marister only taught her how to miss. I groaned in pain, "Ooooooooowwwwwwww!"
Marister: *looks to Shander then to Callen and back to Cassius
Cassius Quintellus: Somehow while in pain a power flowed within me. "STOP MILK THIEF! BEGONE!" I screamed with renewed might and vigor though I was bleeding from Raven's bad shot arrow.
Cassius Quintellus: It was at this moment the stinky cheese man locked eyes upon me
Cassius Quintellus: A titanic battle was under way
Cassius Quintellus: Who would get the milk? The poor soul thirsting in the afterlife or the stinky cheese man and his roguish band of milk thieves?
Cassius Quintellus: I squinted such was the determination I had at getting that delivery done
Cassius Quintellus: When I did the stinky cheese man knew, oh he just knew, it... was... on
Cassius Quintellus: Unfortunately, at this moment Marister twirling his two blades about ran into Raven as she was trying to pick up one of her missed shots.
Cassius Quintellus: He fumbled because who knew but twirling two swords about like a maniac is a dangerous thing and the sword spun about in the air.
Cassius Quintellus: Light flashed upon the blades shiny surface and into my eyes. Oh NO! I was blinded. Dammit Marister! Why couldn't you be an expert at more than just shining up the surface of your blades!
Cassius Quintellus: The stinky cheese man knew, oh he knew this was his moment
Cassius Quintellus: I recovered my sight to see the nasty stinker reach for the silver milk delivery chalice feeling that dread in my heart knowing I'd failed to get the milk delivered
Cassius Quintellus: Marister found himself entangled in Raven's arms and their eyes locked. The stinky cheese man was reaching for the milk, and I was down for the count...
Cassius Quintellus: But not out! I jumped up and with great skill deflected the spinning blade with my arm! Luckily Marister doesn't keep his blades sharp just shiny and the pointy end impaled the stinky cheese man's head!
Cassius Quintellus: YES!
Abii: *giggles*
Cassius Quintellus: Triumph never tasted so sweet I tell you!
Sir Callen (Greatgaunt Militia): *looks to Abii*
Sir Callen (Greatgaunt Militia): *makes a mark*
Cassius Quintellus: A hero of the milk delivery service! My job safe and now I could deliver the milk to the poor thirsty soul on the other side!
Grillo Runka: * looks around to see if any one else has fallen asleep yet..*
Malzaron: *is quite amused*
Holance Tanars: *Would be somewhat distracted glancing around the room... probably looking for magical beasts he alone can see.*
Findle: *Cheers! Stands on chair and applauds!*
Mystogan Cromwell: *is probably hating every moment inside this place*
Marister: *shakes head at findle*
Sir Callen (Greatgaunt Militia): Congratulations on your victory, Mister Cassius.
Cassius Quintellus: However, such was not to be. Marister and Raven though eyes locked were not going to engage in the naughty teacher student escapades I suspected of them. They ran here to the Ravens. Shouting and screaming that I was a necromancer and at the core of the problem
Cassius Quintellus: Shandar came and took the chalice for examination. However, both Pett and Shandar didn't pursure the matter further.
Cassius Quintellus: By the way Marister poison isn't good for milk. I use honey to make it sweet. Kids like honey... not poison.
Cassius Quintellus: Poison is bad
Shander (Red Raven): We confiscated the Chalice as a matter of fact and passed it onto the War Wizards for invesitgation. Upon first investigation .... it contained vile magics. What was it doing in your possession?
Lyssa Vitalis: [Whisper] What a mess.
Marister: *looks to Shander
Cassius Quintellus: Not at all. I found it on a bunch of orcs. I thought to repurpose it
Cassius Quintellus: It was probably tainted though by the milk thieves that Marister and Raven drew upon us
Shander (Red Raven): Aye? so you weren't smart enough to know it had magic eh?
Cassius Quintellus: Heroes aren't infallible my good Shandar... by the way where's the milk I ordered.