Gobbledeegook, Gobbledeegook, and an Insignificant Heap
Jul 18, 2016 21:07:43 GMT -5
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The Tallest Dwarf, DOT, and 1 more like this
Post by smacrasmacrasmacra on Jul 18, 2016 21:07:43 GMT -5
Diggum Gobbledeegook
Male Gnome
Tall and quite stout for a gnome, he is often mistaken for a dwarf. He is bald of pate and has a long walrussy Fu Manchu mustache framing an ever present grin. He is warm and amicable, equally at home in a cave, a forest, a small tavern, or a bustling metropolitan forum. His skin is lightly tanned and his cheeks and nose are often reddened from perpetual mirth.
Skookum Gobbledeegook
In amazing shape, keeps his lithe frame trim and impeccably manicured. Fusses that his spellcasting might be overdeveloping his forearms. Keeps his red mustache and hair perfectly trimmed, one hair cut or plucked at a time, when he visits the pixie barber shop. Tries to keep himself from glustenning or sweating with his fan and parasol.
Toot the Insignificant Heap
As surly and spirited a pixie as has ever existed, she speaks with an objectively adorable lisp. Skookum's familiar and valet, she is run ragged day and night for her master. Ties up opponents with scratchy string to extort information. Shoots spitballs at imps and mephits. Slaps things to death. Is on a quest to find the right Trent to nest in. Sleeps in a tiny hammock and craves sweet dessert flowers to supplement her normal dietof nuts and dandelions. Is the ggreatest thing ever.
Male Gnome
Tall and quite stout for a gnome, he is often mistaken for a dwarf. He is bald of pate and has a long walrussy Fu Manchu mustache framing an ever present grin. He is warm and amicable, equally at home in a cave, a forest, a small tavern, or a bustling metropolitan forum. His skin is lightly tanned and his cheeks and nose are often reddened from perpetual mirth.
Skookum Gobbledeegook
In amazing shape, keeps his lithe frame trim and impeccably manicured. Fusses that his spellcasting might be overdeveloping his forearms. Keeps his red mustache and hair perfectly trimmed, one hair cut or plucked at a time, when he visits the pixie barber shop. Tries to keep himself from glustenning or sweating with his fan and parasol.
Toot the Insignificant Heap
As surly and spirited a pixie as has ever existed, she speaks with an objectively adorable lisp. Skookum's familiar and valet, she is run ragged day and night for her master. Ties up opponents with scratchy string to extort information. Shoots spitballs at imps and mephits. Slaps things to death. Is on a quest to find the right Trent to nest in. Sleeps in a tiny hammock and craves sweet dessert flowers to supplement her normal dietof nuts and dandelions. Is the ggreatest thing ever.
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