Post by commanderrpgxvii on Sept 12, 2015 21:23:22 GMT -5
What it means to have 4' 11'' in height it is revealed by people's eyes and jokes, or by an irriverent girl's curiosity that approaches you for her cheecky question: she'd like to know if it's true what is being said on the dwarfs, that they are provided with the less apparent virtue among the virtues, the most indecent
Years and months pass, and even minutes, if you count them, it's sad to be adults without being grown; slander insists, beats the tongue on the drum until they come to say that a dwarf is certainly a stinker, because his heart is too, too much close to his *bung-hole*.
It was in sleepless nights watched over in the light of rancor that I prepared the exams, I became attorney, to take the road that from a cathedral's pews leads to the sacristy then to the chair of the court, finally judge earthly arbiter of good and evil
And then my height did not dispense humour, anymore to those standing in the dock saying "Your Honor", and entrusting them to the executioner was entirely only my pleasure, before genuflecting in the hour of goodbye not knowing God's height, at all.
This translation of a song is due to the character "Calliope [...]" and I thank the player for this inspiration. The power of roleplaying (and tells!) never ends.
Well met, I'm a 31 years old man from Italy. I picked "Commander Rpg XVII" as a nickname because of my fondness for the genre. Seventeen is considered an unlucky number in Italy as thirteen is in the UK and US. I don't care. Superstition is for fools and ignorant people.