For when you just have to tell someone that joke you heard..

[Defunct Fiddlesticks]

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some great juggling.

The juggler notices the gentlemen have a poor view so he stands upon a large wooden box and says "Can you all see me now?"

They reply...

"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"

_{(I am sorry, I shall go to bed now)}

[Yazut]

Anyone got a trombone?

Here's one and had to look up to remember it right:

Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail, and with his strange diet, he often suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Also, first post. Hi. Trombone anyone?