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Post by Pithirendar on Nov 19, 2013 5:05:00 GMT -5
Get misteleported into the Tun and run for your life from a giant wasp!
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Post by bloodalchemist on Nov 19, 2013 6:05:29 GMT -5
Mind control a draco-lich then watch as the party uses said lich for pony rides.
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Post by DM Maleficent's Kiss on Nov 19, 2013 7:07:48 GMT -5
Become a DM Change a forum avatar to a guy in a pink tutu Ctrl + R the Server is Back Online thread for 1 minute straight. Get banned from proboards Cry to Justi, Extropy, and the rest of the team to no avail Renew IP Return from forum death like the phoenix
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Post by hellscream123 on Nov 19, 2013 7:28:03 GMT -5
Start off as a straight faced, thinking and sensible character.
Walk into greatguant for one busy day.
Have character believe either: they or everyone else; is insane
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Post by Fenix on Nov 19, 2013 7:47:01 GMT -5
Get eaten by Hawks maggots.
Get slaughtered by hawks bat horde..
Get destroyed by hawks rat army...
Have your entire party murdered and raised at least four to six times while fighting hawks plagued bug bear brigade....
Have a charming conversation with a Dragon Cultist Kobold named Skunk Butt.
Accidentally kill Waric
Accidentally kill him again in a darkness cloud.
Accidentally kill the person helping him.
Get laid out by Bentin before the cloud of Darkness disperses
Become an undead guardian of the Valkurs Roar crypts.
Have your friend sacrifice you to bonemaster.
Watch him get the crap beaten out of him by your low wisdom barbarian friend.
Become a cute statue. Force your party to carry you out.
Send the wolf girl that cant speak common to get help.
Spend more time in jail.
Become a test subject for a wizard.
Tell the demon on Jasminxors Plane hes a sassy little slut. Get slapped.
Kick mobius in the arse for 10 lions on your first day as a bet. Win it.
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Post by mandene on Nov 19, 2013 8:20:26 GMT -5
Have your entire party killed by a semi-easy spawn, because you wanted to try "Something New".
Survive a dungeon where all the monsters give you 23-50 xp.
Be the only one to survive, and travel to get your party help, only to have them all respawn and log out.
Carry cash and stuff for 5 different people, and then need to borrow gloves of strength (from the 6th) to be able to carry your own healing supplies during a quest. Then forget to give the gloves back -> carry cash and stuff for 6 different people.
Not be able to afford your healing supplies.
Have Valera to sell the DM Event reward, because nobody in the party could afford to buy it from the party-loot.
Wish you were playing a manipulative PC, to be able to convince some sucker to buy that Item for you.
Owe Valera a lot of money on a lvl 1 character, because you borrowed a book, not played the character for 2 weeks, and then had the server come down a few times. And forget all about it.
Crash, and make everyone think you rage quit.
Fall asleep while playing.
Play while drunk.
Have your characters stand quietly for several hours, while you discuss IRL stuff in tells.
Have four characters fall in love with yours, within two weeks. Then all of them stop playing.
Be welcoming to a new face in town, only to discover it's an epic.
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Post by appleseedy on Nov 19, 2013 9:10:31 GMT -5
touch a door with epic trap that everyone else knew about
charge a gorgon
buy DM loot from Valera because some poor sap couldn't afford it to buy it out of party loot
ask a friend to sell your loot only to leave a banknote in the bag
realise that the orc boss that is killing you slowly with whirlwind attack has better AC than a dragon
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Post by Spirit of a Phoenix on Nov 19, 2013 9:47:14 GMT -5
Be brave enough to tell Kiki that her hair looks alright. Alright!? It looks just..."Alright"!? Holance's compliment attempt = Fail. LOL. Good times. Get your profile pic changed to a guy in a tutu - roll with it. Change a forum avatar to a guy in a pink tutu LMAO, I am going to love your forever for this, Mal. Hahaha. ...And especially for this... Get banned from proboards ^ Thug life
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2013 16:50:24 GMT -5
Use the orc boss's key to lock an obnoxious red wizard in the treasure room, then leave with all the loot.
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Post by DM Grizwald on Nov 19, 2013 18:02:43 GMT -5
Get a group of your scoundrel friends and put on a cock fight ring. Allow gambling and rig the fight so you win everything. Still my favorite thing I ever did on this server.
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Post by jwise5150 on Nov 19, 2013 18:34:34 GMT -5
- Trip Zodika by using (knockdown)as her back is turned -Spar with Wynter then have a foot race with her -Dog pile on Zeek -Kill a wolf, while a druid is near by -Get locked inside a cage in a dungeon by Elve -misclick on the "Death puzzle/maze" -Tell Salazar you love him -Form a brotherhood -Teleport off treasure island -Run like hell when you see a Rustie -Fall in the "pit trap" in the Orog cave more than 10 times -Get drunk at someones wedding, and ruin your tux
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2013 18:42:15 GMT -5
Heh. Find out the pirate island is too hard for you before you have any treasure to take the boat ride home.
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Post by PhatDorf on Nov 19, 2013 19:53:54 GMT -5
Fail a swim check... full plate.
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Post by Lady Frost on Nov 19, 2013 20:41:09 GMT -5
-Run like hell when you see a Rustie Always amusing. Fight a 10k hp dragon for 2 hours but run from a 10 hp rust monster with 5 AB.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2013 0:52:12 GMT -5
-Run like hell when you see a Rustie Always amusing. Fight a 10k hp dragon for 2 hours but run from a 10 hp rust monster with 5 AB. LOL!
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Post by Rane on Nov 20, 2013 0:58:00 GMT -5
Good thing i wear cloth!
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